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Unless you are a pro.....

Old 12-15-10, 05:03 PM
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Unless you are a pro.....

don't:

1. shave your legs
2. go to Europe
3. buy a powermeter
4. buy more than the cheap components
5. bother racing
6. wear lycra
7. claim to know how to htfu
8. claim to know anything
9. bother with aero stuff
10. bother with lightweight stuff
11. bother with tubulars
12. waste time deluding yourself with training


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Old 12-15-10, 05:05 PM
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I liked your old avatar.
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I liked your old avatar.
Big second.
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I'm doing it wrong.
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Old 12-15-10, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Velo Gator
Big second.
Thirds.
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13. need a massage
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I'm doing it wrong. I don't wanna be right.
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13) Post BS on BF
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Statler may make a comeback
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14. leave the MUP
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Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy
Statler may make a comeback
Why not change it up and go for Waldorf?
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dunno. the Statler eyebrows (eyebrow) is (are) a match.
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15. Ride high end drivetrains. Tiagra is good enough for you, otherwise you're just a stupid poser.
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that was covered in 4.
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15. Use PEDS (e.g. Jon Chodroff)
16. Buy a HRM
17. Learn how to ride rollers
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18. use clipless pedals.
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19. Use embrocation
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20. Buy a Cervelo
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21. send botto a friend request on fb.
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22. Wear anything other than jeans and a t-shirt as to not confuse yourself with a pro in a real kit
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21. send botto a friend request on fb.
That's really bugging you, isn't it?
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Originally Posted by Grumpy McTrumpy
2. go to Europe
I'm a professional, but not in anything to do with cycling. But can I go to Europe as a vacation?
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I'm just gonna use this logic: I spend all my money on bike schwag = the army pays me to buy bike schwag = I get paid to ride a bike = I'm a pro. I know it's not true at all, but it satisfies me for now, and it allows me to keep buying schwag, so I feel good about it.
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Old 12-15-10, 05:34 PM
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hope you get a new avatar for xmas.
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