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efranko 04-14-11 12:38 PM

ASSOS website
 
Has anyone come across the lady's section on assos.com recently? Thoughts?

http://assos.com/en/25/products.aspx?cat=7,19,24

NSFW Link if you're on the job.

boostieboy 04-14-11 01:04 PM

Yes!

RT 04-14-11 01:07 PM

I'm scared to go there from my work computer. Strong filter/reporting mechanism, and this thread does not have the vibe of a woman looking for bibs.

jr59 04-14-11 01:28 PM

A bunch of pervs we are!

And this thread is not about womans bibs!

Jed19 04-14-11 04:40 PM

Are ladies supposed to ride like that, sans cycling jersey. It is an innocent question, by the way. I just don't know.

Anyway, ****.

MegaTom 04-14-11 04:50 PM

They certainly know who their real core customers are... :love:

JaceK 04-14-11 05:35 PM

really? don't get out much do you...

renton 04-14-11 05:47 PM

I really like these ummm... shorts:
http://assos.com/en/19/singleProduct...od=370&var=494

MegaTom 04-14-11 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by JaceK (Post 12507860)
really? don't get out much do you...

Getting out has nothing to do with it....

JaceK 04-14-11 06:46 PM


Originally Posted by MegaTom (Post 12507927)
Getting out has nothing to do with it....

Ok, because drooling over pictures on the web is worthwhile.

srzly?

renton 04-14-11 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by JaceK (Post 12508110)
Ok, because drooling over pictures on the web is worthwhile.

srzly?

Go bother another thread. We're serious people here.

Inertianinja 04-14-11 08:22 PM

http://www.lookcycle.com/en/us/texti...bretelles.html

i'm a big fan of LOOK's stufff as well :)

kleinboogie 04-14-11 08:28 PM

They're obviously trying to sell more mens clothing.

Ghouse 04-15-11 01:33 PM

boh-ner

pallen 04-15-11 01:37 PM

You get the same stuff searching Assos on Amazon.

dstrong 04-15-11 01:37 PM

I couldn't help notice this month's PI ad in Bicycling Magazine was on the racey side. Full page of a couple basically engaged in stand-up shower sex with their bibs on.

Inertianinja 04-15-11 02:03 PM

I find this offensive. When im out riding, and I see a physically fit woman riding...let's say on a tri bike, bent over on aerobars. I don't see a "hot chick" or a "nice butt". I see a cyclist. On the bike, I can't see gender.

loljk

pallen 04-15-11 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by dstrong (Post 12511971)
I couldn't help notice this month's PI ad in Bicycling Magazine was on the racey side. Full page of a couple basically engaged in stand-up shower sex with their bibs on.

that sounds very frustrating.

transamman1999 04-15-11 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by dstrong (Post 12511971)
I couldn't help notice this month's PI ad in Bicycling Magazine was on the racey side. Full page of a couple basically engaged in stand-up shower sex with their bibs on.

they had an equally racey full page add in last month's as well (and maybe even the month before that too??)


but seriously, how incredibly douchy are the sunglasses that the dude is wearing in all the men's clothing pics??? (no h0m0, i'm at work, in a cubicle, and don't wanna bring up the lady pics for all to see)

oujeep1 04-15-11 03:49 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Originally Posted by Inertianinja (Post 12512112)
I find this offensive. When im out riding, and I see a physically fit woman riding...let's say on a tri bike, bent over on aerobars. I don't see a "hot chick" or a "nice butt". I see a cyclist. On the bike, I can't see gender.

loljk


Karma007 04-15-11 04:04 PM

They seem a little skinny. Perhaps more gels on longer rides...they don't look like they could climb worth a damn.

2ndGen 04-15-11 06:56 PM


Originally Posted by efranko (Post 12506704)
Has anyone come across the lady's section on assos.com recently? Thoughts?

http://assos.com/en/25/products.aspx?cat=7,19,24

What was that website for again? ;)

oldbobcat 04-15-11 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by Inertianinja (Post 12512112)
I find this offensive. When im out riding, and I see a physically fit woman riding...let's say on a tri bike, bent over on aerobars. I don't see a "hot chick" or a "nice butt". I see a cyclist. On the bike, I can't see gender.

loljk

Had your eyes checked lately?

Handelfan 04-15-11 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by dstrong (Post 12511971)
I couldn't help notice this month's PI ad in Bicycling Magazine was on the racey side. Full page of a couple basically engaged in stand-up shower sex with their bibs on.

yeah, that ad was in VeloNews too

Eclectus 04-15-11 11:33 PM

It's meant to make you horny. The model is really pretty, got a really nice bod.

I don't know what they are trying to do. Ads should increase sales. Is Assos trying to appeal to potential male buyers or female buyers? I was looking at the website for my wife. I want to get her some comfy shorts. If I showed her the website I can't say it would make her want to get Assos. Some gals, perhaps. For guys, I don't know how the pics would make them think, "I want to get Assos." I really like Assos stuff. I'm loaded down with it for all seasons, bibshorts, knickers, tights, jerseys, jack. It's very good. If you buy Assos, you will not be unhappy.

But, I also really like Gore Bikewear, Castelli and DeMarchi, and they seem to be able to sell without showing tease-tits pics. (Their Assos/Cytech EIT-padded bottoms are darned comfy.Not inferior to the full Assos bottoms in any way. GBW, an American company, mfring mostly in Asia, but all their design work is done in Europe, they know what they are doing, their stuff is top-rated in Germany. Castelli, mfring is mostly outsourced, but also true for Assos. DeMarchi is mostly outsourcing, but you can get some great deals on MADE-IN-ITALY DMs. You can get some great deals on made-in-Italy Sidis, if you know what you're doing. Most of their stuff, however, is outsourced to Eastern Europe these days.)

Look's gal-model is more athletic looking than the Assos girl, albeit not as pretty. But I'm not going to buy Look apparel because they have a hot-body model.

Marzocchi used to have really salacious pics. But I never got one of their suspension forks for my MTBs. Fox and Magura had awesome air-suspension forks, sans titillating sales art. So I went with them. NIICE forks.


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