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07-27-11 | 07:09 PM
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"the Fred"
One who rarely rides
Prokit carbon fiber bike
Sweet Pinarello
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07-27-11 | 08:51 PM
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Days and days of heat
Yet still in July I'll hit
Fourteen hundred miles.
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07-27-11 | 09:00 PM
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I fred with elites
My legs hairy guadtastic
team kits F.T.W.
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07-27-11 | 09:02 PM
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Rained so took the truck
My bike tires held all their air
I felt deflated
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King of M.U.P.
Blowing by all of the Freds
Braking for squirrels
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07-27-11 | 09:14 PM
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quit making dumb treads
thehammerdog is very lame
go ride your bike fred
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tri-geeks are smelly
pooping in their pants to tri
what a waste of time
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why am i making
these haikus that suck this bad
bye, going home now
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who writes these haikus?
I dont understand these things,
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07-28-11 | 11:03 AM
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Forty One Haiku.
Anyone here ever ride?
This thread needs face palm.

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07-28-11 | 11:13 AM
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Quote:
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Forty One does Haiku.
Anyone ever ride?
This thread needs face palm.
Untraditional
Like saddle bags on pictures
Go ride single speed
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07-28-11 | 03:22 PM
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I just want to ride
my bicycle all day long
forget this work s%#$
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07-28-11 | 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by velo vol
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On high-end carbon,
the sleek, brand-adorned cyclist
plods past mountain bikes.
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07-28-11 | 03:41 PM
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Grey housing up front
Cable along the down tube
Di2? Suck it
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RTDub
Di2? Suck it
Bite me Fredly
Covet the Schwag, Rue the Day
Eat my Pcad shorts
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07-28-11 | 04:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grasschopper
Forty One does Haiku.
Anyone ever ride?
This thread needs face palm.
Grasschopper failing
At Forty One Haiku thread
Wrong syllable count
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07-28-11 | 05:23 PM
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I stop for people
whose right of way I honor,
but not for no one.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bengreen79
Grasschopper failing
At Forty One Haiku thread
Wrong syllable count
NEWMAN!!!

Forty One Haiku.
Anyone here ever ride?
This thread needs face palm.
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07-29-11 | 07:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patentcad
Bite me Fredly
Covet the Schwag, Rue the Day
Eat my Pcad shorts
LOL!

Pre-dawn bike ride man
Alarm rings, breakfast awaits
Oatmeal and grapefruit

*sigh* I miss my Farmer's breakfast.
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07-29-11 | 08:06 AM
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Commuting each day
Primal jersey and old bibs
No one is more Fred
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Want new CF bike
Is this good average speed?
No, HTFU
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07-29-11 | 08:21 AM
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Out and back we go
we pedal hard but truly
we're going nowhere
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I droped the hamer
Dialed it up to 400
Prospect Park racer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RTDub
Commuting each day
Primal jersey and old bibs
No one is more Fred
LOL..good stuff
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Hmmm....additional fodder...
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...ighlight=Haiku
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