Bike Brands, and my quick thoughts of each brand. Post your thoughts!!
 

Alphabetical order, more popular bike brands, not all bike brands. Please do not be offended.

Very few people will understand, most of you wont. ;)
Interestingly this says alot about not just bicycles, but alot of other things, try and guess. ;)

Bianchi- amazing, nice colours and shape, soul, heart, legendary.
BMC- amazing, nice colours and shape, soul, heart.
Cannondale- why are these so popular, why do people buy these, mass produced, no soul or heart.
Cervelo- good bikes, lack any soul and heart.
Colnago- amazing, nice colours and shape, soul, heart, exclusive.
Felt- why do people buy these, mass produced, no soul or heart.
Fuji- bikes on a budget, mass produced, no soul or heart, good bikes for shallow pockets.
Gary Fisher- why do people buy these, no soul or heart, mass produced.
Giant- mass produced, no soul or heart, good bikes for shallow pockets, great for women.
Litespeed- mass produced, no heart or soul, good bikes for shallow pockets.
Look- amazing, nice colours and shape, soul, heart, legendary, exclusive.
Pinarello-amazing, nice colours and shape, soul, heart, legendary, exclusive.
Scott- mass produced, why do people buy these, no heart or soul.
Specialized- nice bikes, mass produced, no heart or soul.
Time- amazing, nice colours and shape, soul and heart, exclusive.
Trek- nice bikes, mass produced, no heart or soul.

Well I have told you what I think about these brands, now tell me what you think!!!!

Bike is a bike.

My bicycle is a machine. I don't want it to have a soul.

If your purchasing criteria requires a bicycle to have a soul, you are being duped by their marketing.

Enjoy your mark up.

You're right, I just held a stethoscope to the downtube and heard nothing :eek:

I think you are a troll

Bianchi- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
BMC- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Cannondale- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Cervelo- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Colnago- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Felt- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Fuji- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Gary Fisher- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Giant- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Litespeed- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Look- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Pinarello-has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Scott- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Specialized-has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Time- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B
Trek- has 2 wheels, goes from A to B

I hate to say it, but I pretty much agree with your assessment. I think many folks dig the mass produced bikes because for racing crits the frame needs to be disposable.

Storck & Fondriest - cool bikes.

Blue - disposable

8/10

Oscar is dead!! Don't say it is so!

All bike frames are parts hangers.

I'd try CPR but I don't want the carbon to asplode.

We need paddles, stat!

or whatever the hell they are called

clear!

Bianchi- Has been, unless it's steel, then and only then, can it have soul and heart
BMC- Nice carbon bikes for Euro/China
Cannondale- Devoted followers that swear by their bikes. Enough said
Cervelo- Cheap carbon that want's to have soul and heart
Colnago - Has been
Felt- See Cannondale, with slightly less a dedicated following
Fuji- bikes on a budget, mass produced, no soul or heart, good bikes for shallow pockets. Yup
Gary Fisher- Soul and Heart in spades. It's a Trek, but still has Gary's name and he da man in mt. bikes
Giant- mass produced, no soul or heart, good bikes for shallow pockets, great for women. Yup
Litespeed- Who ?
Look- It's carbon so can't have soul and heart, see Bianchi above
Pinarello- Butt friggin ugly. The dumbest design to a fork on the planet.
Scott- mass produced, why do people buy these, no heart or soul. See BMC
Specialized- nice bikes, mass produced, no heart or soul. Except they make fabulous mountain bikes
Time- Who ?
Trek- The Borg !

we don't need no stinkin paddles. we got Di2

Mother of God...

Quick I need 2 large bore IV's and 20cc's of Adrenaline.

:injured:

Listen to the man...he knows what he is talking about. I hope

That's old school. My stretcher has a Dewalt 24v battery and pnuematics.. for you know, when the Di2 dies

I can't get a pulse!

you're not trying hard enough. We need a faster cadence. standby with my atropine.

Nurse Nurse. Sponge Me.

:cry:

Charge the paddles again!

We need a murse!

No we need something Italian, for a heart transplant