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black_box 01-05-12 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13678803)
No endorphins in guitar playing g.

Try playing some different music?

Daspydyr 01-05-12 11:27 AM

That's why you need to make the jump to Mountain Biking. All the endorphins and the weed, plus we listen to good guitar rips at the after ride! And talk about stupidity and dooshbaggery!

akeelor 01-05-12 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13678794)
And it does occur to me that there is more unmitigated dooshbaggery in this sport than in any other hobby or past time on the friggin planet. Particularly in amateur bicycle racing. The flip side is there is also some phenomenal camaraderie. It's complicated.

Get it right, please: ******baggery

akeelor 01-05-12 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by akeelor (Post 13679903)
Get it right, please: ******baggery

I had no idea that D*^che was considered a "bad" word.

Velo Gator 01-05-12 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by akeelor (Post 13679908)
I had no idea that D*^che was considered a "bad" word.

That's a sad comment on our society. Of course it's a bad thing to call someone.

patentcad 01-05-12 06:31 PM


Originally Posted by sbxx1985 (Post 13679565)
Because it beats drinking in the morning.

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

patentcad 01-05-12 06:32 PM


Originally Posted by akeelor (Post 13679903)
Get it right, please: ******baggery

I'm from NY, I know how to spell dooshbag.

patentcad 01-05-12 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13681723)
I'm from NY, I know how to spell dooshbag.

This almost makes it sound like I'm calling akeelor a dooshbag, but I am not, I am only pointing out that my grammar wisdom does extend to typical NY Metro Area profanity.

Jeepnut22 01-05-12 06:37 PM

2 effing pages? WTF?

WHOOOSSHHH... 01-05-12 06:37 PM

WHY, did I read this....

Rocket-Sauce 01-05-12 06:40 PM


Originally Posted by Doohickie (Post 13679280)
If cycling equaled dooshbaggery around here, I never would have gotten into it.

Try working in a shop and dealing with the typical "enthusiast" customer 40 hrs a week.

Shroomy 01-05-12 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by LowCel (Post 13679163)
I do it because I hate myself so I must torture myself as often as possible. That's also why I come here. :o

OMG!!! U need help lol

halfspeed 01-05-12 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13679273)
Take it to the Gibson SG Forum fredly.

ftfy

Herbie53 01-05-12 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Gator (Post 13679398)
I've read this somewhere before.

Pcad topic recycling. He's very green.

rubic 01-05-12 07:37 PM

Why?

Why not?

catmandew52 01-05-12 07:53 PM

Out with it PCad. Who tinkled in your Wheaties TODAY?

Herbie53 01-05-12 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by Herbie53 (Post 13681973)
Pcad topic recycling. He's very green.

That might just be the tint of his skin from the blood thinner though.

bostongarden 01-05-12 09:10 PM

And all is right in the world again.

banerjek 01-05-12 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Gator (Post 13680160)
That's a sad comment on our society. Of course it's a bad thing to call someone.

It's complicated. As the OP states:


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13678794)
And it does occur to me that there is more unmitigated dooshbaggery in this sport than in any other hobby or past time on the friggin planet. Particularly in amateur bicycle racing. The flip side is there is also some phenomenal camaraderie. It's complicated.

Anyone who talks about comrades is obviously a Communist -- which anyone from the Cold War era (such as pcad) will tell you is bad. As camaraderie is the flip side of dooshbaggery, I can see how someone could think being a doosh would be a good thing. Either that or this forum is populated by nitwits.

v70cat 01-05-12 10:43 PM

I enjoy cycling and consider it a fun way to get exercise.
I am not a racer just do it for fun.

david58 01-05-12 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 13681746)
WHY, did I read this....

Asking myself the same question about now....

Dudelsack 01-06-12 10:59 AM

(Why?)?

Pcad has bad spine disease, yet he eschews the medicinal effects of opioids because the inherent soporific properties.

So.......

.......why doesn't he ride a ahem recumbent?

We have been waiting a long time, for it is written, "when the fourth recumbent rider of death appeareth, he will usher in the Zombie Apocalypse".

We believe that fourth rider to be Pcad.

When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, if you're not riding a bent, you're just hosed.

zigmeister 01-06-12 11:09 AM

You don't ski or snowboard huh? Talking about ******baggery. And about as expensive.

baj32161 01-06-12 11:53 AM

It gives me, yet another, reason to freak out my caucasian friends who don't undewrstand cycling and can't fathom that I also love hockey and HATE basketball. AND I can't run fast:D

Cheers,

Brian J.

surgeonstone 01-06-12 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by baj32161 (Post 13684704)
It gives me, yet another, reason to freak out my caucasian friends who don't undewrstand cycling and can't fathom that I also love hockey and HATE basketball. AND I can't run fast:D

Cheers,

Brian J.

Yeah, but I'll bet you can jump really high.

Dudelsack 01-06-12 04:41 PM

Don't fight it, young cadwalker....it is....your....destiny.....::breathing on my scuba regulator::

mollusk 01-06-12 05:00 PM

Q: Why does Pcad ride?

A: Pcad enjoys rhythmic self-stimulation.

banerjek 01-06-12 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by mollusk (Post 13686117)
Q: Why does Pcad post so much?

A: Pcad enjoys rhythmic self-stimulation.

Fify

DerHoggz 01-06-12 11:20 PM

I'm in it for the spandex and smooth legs.

david58 01-07-12 12:05 AM


Originally Posted by DerHoggz (Post 13687381)
I'm in it for the spandex and smooth legs.

Me too, but only if the spandex and smooth legs are on my wife who is riding in front of me....:D


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