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david58 01-05-12 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 13681746)
WHY, did I read this....

Asking myself the same question about now....

Dudelsack 01-06-12 10:59 AM

(Why?)?

Pcad has bad spine disease, yet he eschews the medicinal effects of opioids because the inherent soporific properties.

So.......

.......why doesn't he ride a ahem recumbent?

We have been waiting a long time, for it is written, "when the fourth recumbent rider of death appeareth, he will usher in the Zombie Apocalypse".

We believe that fourth rider to be Pcad.

When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, if you're not riding a bent, you're just hosed.

zigmeister 01-06-12 11:09 AM

You don't ski or snowboard huh? Talking about ******baggery. And about as expensive.

baj32161 01-06-12 11:53 AM

It gives me, yet another, reason to freak out my caucasian friends who don't undewrstand cycling and can't fathom that I also love hockey and HATE basketball. AND I can't run fast:D

Cheers,

Brian J.

surgeonstone 01-06-12 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by baj32161 (Post 13684704)
It gives me, yet another, reason to freak out my caucasian friends who don't undewrstand cycling and can't fathom that I also love hockey and HATE basketball. AND I can't run fast:D

Cheers,

Brian J.

Yeah, but I'll bet you can jump really high.

Dudelsack 01-06-12 04:41 PM

Don't fight it, young cadwalker....it is....your....destiny.....::breathing on my scuba regulator::

mollusk 01-06-12 05:00 PM

Q: Why does Pcad ride?

A: Pcad enjoys rhythmic self-stimulation.

banerjek 01-06-12 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by mollusk (Post 13686117)
Q: Why does Pcad post so much?

A: Pcad enjoys rhythmic self-stimulation.

Fify

DerHoggz 01-06-12 11:20 PM

I'm in it for the spandex and smooth legs.

david58 01-07-12 12:05 AM


Originally Posted by DerHoggz (Post 13687381)
I'm in it for the spandex and smooth legs.

Me too, but only if the spandex and smooth legs are on my wife who is riding in front of me....:D

Dudelsack 01-07-12 11:55 AM

Help us, O'Pcad-Wanobi. You're our only hope.

HokuLoa 01-07-12 12:17 PM

I just like self abuse... wait, did that come out wrong? meh....

rdtompki 01-07-12 07:07 PM

Pcad's influence on BF is waning. "Why" was posted two days ago and only 3 pages of responses.

banerjek 01-07-12 07:24 PM


Originally Posted by rdtompki (Post 13690028)
Pcad's influence on BF is waning. "Why" was posted two days ago and only 3 pages of responses.

He's slipping. Normally, he would have put that many responses in the thread himself in that period of time.

Walter 01-07-12 07:38 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13678794)
And it does occur to me that there is more unmitigated dooshbaggery in this sport than in any other hobby or past time on the friggin planet.

Any hobby? You might be right...

Walter 01-07-12 07:39 PM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13678794)
It's complicated.

Two words that make all the rest of your verbiage superfluous...at best.

Velo Vol 01-07-12 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by rdtompki (Post 13690028)
Pcad's influence on BF is waning.

But I bet he has become a big start at guitarstrumers.net

RecceDG 01-08-12 01:42 AM


And it does occur to me that there is more unmitigated dooshbaggery in this sport than in any other hobby or past time on the friggin planet.
Oh my dear pcad, cycling dooshbaggery at its most epic does not even begin to approach the degree of dooshnozzledom found in even entry-level auto racing. And the high end is simply off the charts.

DG

sleepy 01-08-12 01:56 AM

Why?

To ride a bike, of course. What other reason do you need?

roadwarrior 01-08-12 06:13 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13678790)
Why do I persist with road cycling? Two things. The endorphins (I'm addicted). And the massive stupidity in the sport, which provides persistent and ongoing comic relief.

I thought you got that from the Jets and Sanchez pretending to know what he's doing.

roadwarrior 01-08-12 06:14 AM


Originally Posted by mollusk (Post 13686117)
Q: Why does Pcad ride?

A: Pcad enjoys rhythmic self-stimulation.

Well played. Kudos.

patentcad 01-08-12 06:41 AM


Originally Posted by roadwarrior (Post 13691422)
I thought you got that from the Jets and Sanchez pretending to know what he's doing.

They were in the AFC title game two years in a row moron. Jets fans will take that. Besides, Sanchez's 3 year stats are actually slightly better than Eli Manning's were @ that stage in his career, and Manning has since won a Super Bowl and is arguably right on the cusp of becoming one of the elite QB's in the league, if he is not there now. The thing about QB's like Manning and Sanchez is that they seem to thrive under pressure and they can calmly engineer a successful drive in the last minute or two of a game. You can teach guys how to throw less interceptions or work the pocket better. But you can't teach clutch leadership @ the end of a game. Jury is out on Sanchez.

STFU and get back to your Rush Limbaugh videos.

patentcad 01-08-12 06:42 AM


Originally Posted by rdtompki (Post 13690028)
Pcad's interest in BF is waning.

fify

Dudelsack 01-08-12 07:17 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13691444)

STFU and get back to your Rush Limbaugh videos.

Ignore our pleas no longer, O Great One. Free your mind for the Dark Side of the Force. It is all in place: when you start riding a bent, the Zombie Apocalypse will be ushered in. Trivialities as you have named will be but a distant memory. We have a full carbon bent chosen for you and ye shall smite the Fred's and Poseurs with justice and self-righteousness. And we shall worship you as our King.

gsteinb 01-08-12 07:20 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 13691446)
fify

pcad--coming soon to a guitar forum near you.


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