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Is "hey Lance" a compliment or an insult?

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Old 06-07-12, 04:28 PM
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i think its generally used in a lighthearted if not, slightly ribbing kind of way. i use it all the time when some dude in his full kit passes me at breakneck speed on the bike path...like "go you lance"
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Have you ever made a clever deduction and some one responded by saying something like, "Good point Sherlock". I would it as sarchasm.
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Originally Posted by RTDub
I just respond back with "Hey, Jude." Then I ask them to take a sad song, make it better.
Or you could say "Hey Ladies," hit the cowbell a few times, and then add "Get funky."
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Originally Posted by RollCNY
This must be why they call to me, "Hey, Ron Jeremy."

You sir, will be nothing without your pornstache!
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Old 06-07-12, 05:05 PM
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When I was out on the ol Mup a few months ago with my wife and kids, we were a approached double paceline. The guy in the front yelled, stay on your side to my daughter, she yelled back, you stay in yours, Lance!!!! I'm so proud of her....
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Old 06-07-12, 05:15 PM
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I'm female so I've yet to be called Lance, but some teenagers were "heckling" a male cyclist passing them on the street once. I was following a few yards behind but they didn't say anything when I passed by, so I yelled out "What? No love for me???"

They laughed, but I think their intentions were to get the guy kind of worked up...
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Old 06-07-12, 05:18 PM
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lol... my coworkers can't ride faster than 13mph.. so when we ride daily during lunch.. i'm their neighborhood lance......
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Old 06-07-12, 05:50 PM
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Well, I remember the time Sheryl called me that I was pretty annoyed.
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Old 06-07-12, 06:08 PM
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The fact that anyone says anything from a car makes me feel somewhat safer. At least they notice me and are less likely to run me over, unlike someone texting or on a cellphone.
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Just reply "Hey Dick"!!!
(Compliment or insult")???
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Old 06-07-12, 06:19 PM
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Them's fightin' words if coming from another cyclist. If it's just a random passer by, they think it's a compliment.
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Old 06-07-12, 06:25 PM
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Hey Bob Roll

https://bobroll.com/bob-chops-new.jpg
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Old 06-07-12, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by PhotoJoe
I was out riding one day during my chemo regimen. I'm this pale, hairless rat riding an old mountain bike really slowly, and feeling like if the chemo didn't kill me, the ride would. A couple guys passed me and I heard one say to the other (loud enough that I believe he wanted me to hear it) "Hey look. Lance shaves his legs!". I just smiled. In my case, it was most definitely an insult. I don't care. It was a beautiful New Year's day, I was outside, riding and every heartbeat felt like my heart was going to pound right out of my chest - reminding me I still had a pulse. I feel bad for the guy who said it, though. It must suck to be that insecure to have to make comments like that.
You ROCK. can't wait to see your new bike
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Old 06-07-12, 06:34 PM
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I've always thought a good response might be "Hey, Danica!"

But of course, it's best just to keep rolling, and not respond.
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Originally Posted by akeelor
Here's the version I heard:

"Hey Lance, nice shorts fat***. Who do you think you are queerbait?"

It didn't sound very nice.
Answer: If a sweaty man in athletic gear gets you to bring up gay sex, who's the queer? By the way, do you know why my bike is worth more than your car? Because you insist on displaying stupidity and ignorance to people you don't know.

That'll really get some fat construction worker riding in a car with his buddies all worked up, especially when his buddies start laughing at him. Ask me how I know...
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Old 06-07-12, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by tran.300
omg he needs underwear on his face
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My friends from work (all non-cyclists) used to call me Lance. They were obviously trying to make fun of me, but I told them I took it as a major compliment. After that... they stopped calling me that. LOL A couple of months ago 3 cyclists in full kit, etc... were stopped drinking water. As I was passing by one of them says, "Watch out, here comes Lance." Don't know what brought that on, but I'm assuming they were calling me a poseur/Fred since I was in just regular shorts and t-shirt. Who knows... didn't really care what they thought.
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Old 06-07-12, 10:17 PM
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It is an attempt to be clever from someone who is not able to be clever. Accept it for what it is. It is a public announcement of inadequacy.
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Old 06-07-12, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by etw
Well, I remember the time Sheryl called me that I was pretty annoyed.
This post wins the thread.
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If your name is Lance, it is a greeting. For everyone else it is a case of mistaken identity.
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Old 06-08-12, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by rangerdavid
compared to "Hey Alberto", compliment. spanish beef eatin drug doping lying biscute and molasses luving cyclist.
what? everyone knows Lance was the biggest doper in cycling history
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It's just something non cyclists say to us. Lance is the only cyclist most of them know about so that's the name they throw out. Makes no difference to me what they mean by it though I'm sure some are just having fun and mean no harm. Best to take it that way if you can at any rate.
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Old 06-08-12, 07:01 AM
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If all they said was "Hey! Lance", it could be a compliment or an insult, depending on how you interpreted it. In any case, respond with "Hey! How's it going?" It gives them nothing to come back with.
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Old 06-08-12, 07:10 AM
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They are just F*ing w/ you. Mostly b/c they wished they could look so damn good in tight shorts like we do.
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