chamois creme
07-16-12, 08:41 PM
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So, where are you putting the chamois cream? From your post it sounds like you're putting it on the saddle.
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Then there's the funny spelling. I'm not asking more
07-17-12, 05:46 AM
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That's where I put it, of course I do ride in the buff.
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07-17-12, 06:33 AM
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just a dab will do ya in the crease between legs & nuts
07-17-12, 07:38 AM
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was at bed bath and beyond looking for foot balm and two girls were trying to help me and suggested "bag balm" and the other nodded. they had no idea what it was and I told them it's for men and "sports" activities ... but I didn't get into details. they were cute though I would have loved to if we were in a bar
07-17-12, 08:08 AM
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was at bed bath and beyond looking for foot balm and two girls were trying to help me and suggested "bag balm" and the other nodded. they had no idea what it was and I told them it's for men and "sports" activities ... but I didn't get into details. they were cute though I would have loved to if we were in a bar
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07-17-12, 08:15 AM
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Lol
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The last thing I want is a "rubbery saddle...."
Comment on a ride when discussing the merits of Chamois Butter: "I'm uncomfortable hearing you guys talking about lubing up your asses...."
Comment on a ride when discussing the merits of Chamois Butter: "I'm uncomfortable hearing you guys talking about lubing up your asses...."
07-17-12, 08:44 AM
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I've been battling saddle soreness for a bit and have noticed that, when using "taint butter" (I should call it margerine...because it taint butter....), most of it ends up softening the leather on my San Marco Rolls. This didn't happen back in the days when I could afford a real chamois. The new "breathable" and absorbant chamois just suck up buttloob, no matter where you apply it...skin or chamois. Maybe I should get my crotch coated with Teflon.....
I think I'll try a new saddle instead.
I think I'll try a new saddle instead.
07-17-12, 10:27 AM
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07-17-12, 10:37 AM
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was at bed bath and beyond looking for foot balm and two girls were trying to help me and suggested "bag balm" and the other nodded. they had no idea what it was and I told them it's for men and "sports" activities ... but I didn't get into details. they were cute though I would have loved to if we were in a bar
I have to look for Bag balm when I'm @ B,B,&B next time.
Saw a product called Monkey/Munkey Butt @ the local Pharmacy. It's just glorified Baby powder/Talc powder.
07-17-12, 10:40 AM
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There's always Udder Cream, too... go to your local "Farm and Family" and you'll find all sorts of interesting things...
07-17-12, 02:49 PM
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was at bed bath and beyond looking for foot balm and two girls were trying to help me and suggested "bag balm" and the other nodded. they had no idea what it was and I told them it's for men and "sports" activities ... but I didn't get into details. they were cute though I would have loved to if we were in a bar
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07-17-12, 02:56 PM
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bag balm is for cows. Which is udderly ridiculous they sell it at BB&B.
Do you see what i did there?
Do you see what i did there?
07-17-12, 03:00 PM
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Every pharmacy has it, its lanolin, used on farms to reduce soreness of the "utter? (sp) used by people as suntan lotion, chamois butter (like down under) etc...stuff is good and cheap.
Probably a great cream to use on these pesky leather saddles( brooks) to break them in
Probably a great cream to use on these pesky leather saddles( brooks) to break them in
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I see what you did there, and you're right. Bag balm is for cows udders.
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07-17-12, 03:02 PM
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Every pharmacy has it, its lanolin, used on farms to reduce soreness of the "utter? (sp) used by people as suntan lotion, chamois butter (like down under) etc...stuff is good and cheap.
Probably a great cream to use on these pesky leather saddles( brooks) to break them in
Probably a great cream to use on these pesky leather saddles( brooks) to break them in