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Addiction - August 2012 addition

Old 08-02-12, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Soloist Assassin
That's it I am buying a year supply of EPO, HGH, and Testosterone, so iJen will think I am fast.
I'm putting you on ignore until you're doped up and dropping freds like Lowcel.
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Old 08-02-12, 05:30 PM
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So is your physical therapy going to be trans-rectal??
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Old 08-02-12, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Soloist Assassin
That's it I am buying a year supply of EPO, HGH, and Testosterone, so iJen will think I am fast.
I am going to quit racing, and just win KOMs on Strava would wide so USA Cycling can suck it. Wada has no jurisdiction on Strava.
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Never change Gary. Outside that hard bitten egotistical 33 jerk exterior I know you to be a wonderful, loving guy, and a great father and friend. Like a badly burnt canoli.



Plus somebody has to win races for my team or we'd be old and mediocre instead of just old.
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Old 08-02-12, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
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He may ask how it got busted, I really don't want to get into that conversation.
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Old 08-02-12, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Velo Gator
I'm putting you on ignore until you're doped up and dropping freds like Lowcel.
Actually I was thinking of quitting cycling for the rest of the year, and using the spare time to get my race car back together. Then once I complete that goal, I'll start training for next year. My ex-girlfriend is a nurse practitioner, and she can write scripts. I just need to convince her that I am anemic.
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Originally Posted by LowCel
He may ask how it got busted, I really don't want to get into that conversation.
Just tell him it's collateral damage after 7 years of 41 ball busting.
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Originally Posted by Soloist Assassin
Actually I was thinking of quitting cycling for the rest of the year
In that case you will have to surrender your HO card, BF card, and gold Addiction card. There's no room for traitors here.
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Originally Posted by Velo Gator
Yes.

Also, when you join, you will receive a personalized membership card, good for discounts anywhere mediocrity is accepted.
This sounds thoroughly underwhelming.


Sign me up immediately!
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Me and my ilk are going for cookies, milk and a movie. Later.
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Originally Posted by sbxx1985
I strive to move out of mediocrity. Maybe next year.
I aspire to mediocrity. at least on a bike. maybe next year.
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Originally Posted by sbxx1985
Speaking of fast, expect some results from LAJ next year.
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Originally Posted by Velo Gator
Yes.

Also, when you join, you will receive a personalized membership card, good for discounts anywhere mediocrity is accepted.
Can try athletes join? Even ones that rarely race?
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Originally Posted by Soloist Assassin
That's it I am buying a year supply of EPO, HGH, and Testosterone, so iJen will think I am fast.
No, she will just think you are nuts.

Well, she already thinks that, so go for it.
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Originally Posted by gnome
I aspire to mediocrity. at least on a bike. maybe next year.
I'm too slow to be mediocre
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Finished working on the bike...damn Cervelo's.
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Wow, 5 posts in a row!


Edit: 4. DAMN YOU LOWCEL!
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Originally Posted by BillyD
There's no room for traitors here.
We can make an exception for solo. Plus, we need his arsenal to defend our ilk from the 33 Storm Troopers gsteinb will return with when he retaliates.
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Can try athletes join? Even ones that rarely race?
eh... I guess so, as long as you don't place or anything like that.
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Originally Posted by Velo Gator
eh... I guess so, as long as you don't place or anything like that.
I did finish 9th last yr in my age group.


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