Originally Posted by TampaRaleigh (Post 14902887)

The most effective diet plan is to make everyone around you fatter so that you look skinny by comparison.

Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 14902939)

That is always my plan. It's not working

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 14902869)

Wound care doc was very pleased with the wound healing progress today.

Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 14902939)

That is always my plan. It's not working

Originally Posted by sbxx1985 (Post 14903073)

Have you considered street drugs? Not great for your teeth or skin, but quite slimming.

Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 14903094)

I think I've contracted Oral Pcaditis. My entire jaw/gum system is falling apart.

Thinking about having my mouth sealed and going the feeding tube route. Bonus: also a good way to lose weight.

Originally Posted by AK404 (Post 14901829)

Actually, all things considered, being poor ain't so bad; at least I have a road bike. ;)

Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 14903157)

Yeah, but if I get tested it would be trouble. Good thought though

Originally Posted by Soloist Assassin (Post 14902240)

Yep! Everything could come crashing down tomorrow....

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 14902869)

Wound care doc was very pleased with the wound healing progress today. Smaller, all scabbed over, surrounding tissue soreness is gone. He thinks a week from now I can to to a large band aid over it and start cycling without re-aggravating it. He agreed that laying low until then is a good idea, that portion of your ankle/upper foot articulates when you're cycling or walking and there's always a sock/shoe rubbing against it. The medications/dressings these wound care guys employ are like miracle drugs. From when we started with them to when this thing heals will only be about a month or so, and this was VERY effed up by the time I got to this clinic.

Originally Posted by gnome (Post 14903169)

then your cycling jerseys wouldn't fit you.

Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 14903298)

I am a little smaller than I was in the Spring.

Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 14903094)

I think I've contracted Oral Pcaditis. My entire jaw/gum system is falling apart.

Thinking about having my mouth sealed and going the feeding tube route. Bonus: also a good way to lose weight.

Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 14903298)

I am a little smaller than I was in the Spring.

Originally Posted by WHOOOSSHHH... (Post 14903302)

OK....I finally bought in, and read every word of your daily injury report...Being new to this, what exactly am I to do with this freshly gathered information? Velo Vol, Solo, your big PCUD fans..What's my next step?

Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 14903331)

pretty sure they don't now

Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 14903357)

TMI Alert

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Originally Posted by Drag (Post 14903393)

Is it colder now than it was in the Spring?

Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 14903424)

I don't have a pool.

Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 14903515)

I'm pretty sure that my brother dumps money in to his pool far more frequently than he dumps himself in to it.