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WhyFi 06-30-13 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by halfspeed (Post 15799234)
Yeah. Because chicks dig spineless amoebas.

Wait - we're talking about chicks? I thought we were talking about our wives?

datlas 06-30-13 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by halfspeed (Post 15799234)
Yeah. Because chicks dig spineless amoebas.

Before marriage, no.

After marriage, pretty much.

One of life's ironies.

datlas 06-30-13 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 15799222)
Wait - I should be getting sex out of the deal? ****....

Yes. You must be doing it wrong.

BillyD 06-30-13 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15799205)
Upon getting married, why is it necessary to surrender your manhood and become a spineless amoeba?

Because the ages have taught mankind to compromise . . . you can't have everything you want, so marriage is the next best thing.

BillyD 06-30-13 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by BillyD (Post 15799263)
Because the ages have taught mankind that hookers and blow are overrated.

Fixed.

rjones28 06-30-13 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by Bah Humbug (Post 15799043)
I dreamed about the Addiction end-of-month rollover.

It's possible I spend too much time here.

Not possible.

datlas 06-30-13 12:47 PM

How are the feet, hummer??

WhyFi 06-30-13 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by datlas (Post 15799260)
Yes. You must be doing it wrong.

The sex or the groundwork for sex?

rjones28 06-30-13 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15799085)
Oh, one more bit of good news. One of my friends bought me a cycling jersey for my birthday but she bought a Race cut Medium. Now, When I started cycling again (6mo before I joined here), my first jersey I bought was a club cut XL which was slightly too big for me. But only slightly. I've been buying race cut L or club cut M for the past yr, and was pretty sure this jersey would not fit. BUT IT DOES!! WOOOT!! Finally getting there.

WooHoo!!!

halfspeed 06-30-13 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by datlas (Post 15799242)
Before marriage, no.

After marriage, pretty much.

One of life's ironies.

Not in my experience. You've gotta give a lot, but you still have to be someone worth respecting.

halfspeed 06-30-13 01:06 PM

Had a good ride with the club this morning. 60 miles, legs felt good. I ended up pulling the last fifteen.

Bah Humbug 06-30-13 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by datlas (Post 15799275)
How are the feet, hummer??

The tea tree oil has helped. Not fantastic, but back to what they were in the early part of last week, looking ugly but not itching horribly. Still going to wait until tonight to run, to let them get more recovery time and not be running in the middle of the heat.

Velo Vol 06-30-13 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by BillyD (Post 15799263)
Because the ages have taught mankind to compromise . . . you can't have everything you want, so marriage is the next best thing.

There's a difference between compromise and "my wife wins at everything." "Yes, dear, I'd love to go shopping at the outlet mall this weekend."

WhyFi 06-30-13 01:32 PM

If distance from the subject provides perspective and clarity, we should all be listening to [MENTION=25227]Velo Vol[/MENTION].

Velo Vol 06-30-13 01:39 PM

I see the big picture.

clausen 06-30-13 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15797442)
@clausen, where are you in Northern Ontario? Pickle Lake? Moosonee?

There aren't many towns up there.

Sudbury more middle Ontario but considered Northern.

clausen 06-30-13 02:00 PM

87 KM recovery ride today. Hope the legs feel good for the 126km hammer fest tomorrow.

BillyD 06-30-13 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 15799396)
If distance from the subject provides perspective and clarity, we should all be listening to [MENTION=25227]Velo Vol[/MENTION].

The dumbest thing a married man could do is listen to the advice of a bachelor. :lol:


:roflmao2:


But you go ahead and follow his logic . . . . . . let us know how that works out for ya.

:roflmao:

Dannihilator 06-30-13 03:33 PM

OK, let's at least get this to 5,000.

Dannihilator 06-30-13 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by Dannihilator (Post 15799690)
OK, let's at least get this to 5,000.

IF it doesn't, oh well.

Dannihilator 06-30-13 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by Dannihilator (Post 15799707)
IF it doesn't, oh well.


#facepalm

clausen 06-30-13 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by BillyD (Post 15799679)
The dumbest thing a married man could do is listen to the advice of a bachelor. :lol:


:roflmao2:


But you go ahead and follow his logic . . . . . . let us know how that works out for ya.

:roflmao:

We know how it will end.


2 Bachelors


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/rgclausen/th1.jpg

Dannihilator 06-30-13 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by Dannihilator (Post 15799709)


Guessing anything short isn't going to cut it.

LesterOfPuppets 06-30-13 03:49 PM

I think pcad may have taken up recumbent riding...

NSFW, some language.

http://youtu.be/_8hmi9aEiy4

Rowan 06-30-13 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by BillyD (Post 15798888)
How's Lance doing?

In his own mind, brilliantly. He's already won number 10.


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