Midsummer Haiku
 

Let's hear 'em.

Magpie, o' magpie
Why can't we just get along?
Your beak, my head. Ouch.

More of a commuting Haiku, but still. Why?

Another haiku?
I just threw up in my mouth.
Tasted pretty bad.

Phil and Paul drone
Sleep comes fast in cool basement
All work and no ride.

My bike is so old
I want a brand new group set
Which one should I get?

Ew. Mouth full of ick.
Poetry-reading sickness
What was in your lunch?

Wheelbuilder hailku. Bonus points.

strava is racing
people don't really like that
they'll get over it

Home with my young son
Less riding, but no less beer
I like getting fat

ride all day and night, my buttocks are burning some, cooling soothing jelly wipe

One Hundred Sixteen
Is the temperature today
heatstroke incoming.

with the best haiku
the mind rises like a bird
startled into flight

in stark contrast, these
best belong on bathroom walls
enjoy, wipe, forget

Pt. I
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Green with jealousy
Cyclists on frontage road
Enjoying tailwind

Pt. II
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Driving many miles
Collect the kid from DIA
Welcome home, dammit :notamused:

Not making that drive again. Cheaper flights out of Denver, but worth paying the premium to fly local. What a zoo I-25 is.

wifey missed breakfast at retreat, tho mine was spicy
teen kids running rampant, thank God they haven't discovered caffeine
boss is gone, but here I sit
not gonna write what rhymes with sit
I suck at this

MedicatedTucks, my bottom burning , Cycling not my friend

coasting bikes fly past
like cherry blossoms in spring
the forty one jeers

Haiku structure fail
Future offenses earn scorn
Facepalm incoming...


https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-t...d-facepalm.jpg

I once rode my bike through Nantucket...

Ooops, wrong thread.

Your work is O.K.
But you are really dumb.
I should fire you now.

My pain is your pain
Your soul is my soul forever
Because I am your boss

Gravel on the road
Body, pavement, dazed, confused
Where am I? Mom? Dad?

Build almost finished!
Where are those bronze cable ends?
Silly obsession...

Celebrate the 4th
A long, slow ride up the coast
Fireworks at night

Matching apparel
Increases average speed
#41kit : Win

Futility
 

Today rode clipless
No benefit, though, I'm told
Experts must know best...
:D

Reference to existing thread. Bonus points.

Wait, did somebody delete my sexy haiku?