It would seal in the juices.

Despite the naysayers all the little tweaks add up. Once you have done all you can reasonably do to the bike you will notice that your position is a larger percentage
of drag and body position is much more noticeable. You just have a better feel
for what works.

Or fry them, on a hot day...

Good question, give it shot and post your results. Make sure you take a picture it may also answer the dork part of the question. :lol:

The "4 foot wide Afro" comment actually made this thread worth reading.