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Ramona_W 02-26-14 06:09 PM

Hot Topic with Poll: A Female Fred is called...
 
I've seen a number of posts describing this or that bike accessory as "fredly" and even whole threads seeking to define who/what a Fred is. But if you're a self-aware or unaware female Fred? What are these chicks called?

datlas 02-26-14 06:12 PM

Ramona??

:innocent:

rpenmanparker 02-26-14 06:13 PM

Clearly it is Frieda.

SpeshulEd 02-26-14 06:22 PM

Fredwina?

Nachoman 02-26-14 06:24 PM

Fred is for males and females. Kinda like Pat.

rjones28 02-26-14 06:32 PM

Frida?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._portrait).jpg

carpediemracing 02-26-14 06:39 PM

Wilma.

As in Fred Flintstone and Wilma.

1nterceptor 02-26-14 06:45 PM

Fran.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXy6JElmgHU

Homebrew01 02-26-14 07:08 PM

Winifred ....

OldsCOOL 02-26-14 07:20 PM

Fredlette.

evrythngsgngrn 02-26-14 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by Homebrew01 (Post 16530617)
Winifred ....

+1!

Dudelsack 02-26-14 07:38 PM

I blame the polar vortex.

If that's not the right answer, I blame Fox News.

gc3 02-26-14 08:19 PM


nondes 02-26-14 08:28 PM

Frederica, Fredelle (but not Fredette) - Fred for short.

sced 02-26-14 08:32 PM

Frederina of course.

never_recover 02-26-14 11:31 PM

The official Sheldon-approved terminology is "Doris" (can't find a link anymore, but I see Sheldon now has a Wikipedia entry, which is very nice, I should do the french version one of these days)...


Also more importantly from OP's sig:

"Elvis would have needed to cycle 160.74 miles at 17 mph to burn off his 65,000-calorie daily intake. Conclusion: What killed Elvis was his chronic lack of cycling."


Well.. I'm currently trying to get back in shape for cycling season (from ~160 to ~145-140 at ~6'0 feet tall).. As you don't get to single digit body fat % by accident, I'm in calorie counting mode and I can tell you there's a huge typo in here...

That has to be 6,500 kilo-calories instead, which is actually pretty accurate, don't know where that number comes from but if I remember correctly from my distance-cycling days, my powertap gives me around 5'000 KJ for 200 km in the mountains, i.e. around 125 miles...

And *everyone* knows 1KJ out == 1KCal burned (being sarcastic, I'd like to see a real study on metabolism efficiency one day)..

Now, Elvis was not 160 pounds so I can't even imagine the kind of suffering he would have gone through to do a 200 km mountain ride..

Mr. Thompson 02-26-14 11:41 PM

Fredonia, a classmate of mine. We called her Fred.

Ramona_W 02-26-14 11:54 PM


Originally Posted by Mr. Thompson (Post 16531208)
Fredonia, a classmate of mine. We called her Fred.


From one of my favorite movies.

Carloswithac 02-26-14 11:59 PM

Sally.

Ghost Ryder 02-27-14 12:50 AM

I was under the impression they were referred to as "Wilma(s)"...
Although I always found Betty to be cuter!
:thumb:

Looigi 02-27-14 10:20 AM

Doris is the term I've seen used the most regularly.

lsberrios1 02-27-14 10:23 AM

Is she a DORIS?!

http://blog.bikeridr.com/wp-content/...ch-567x377.jpg

fanfugutastic 02-27-14 10:31 AM

I went to college with a Frederique. Fred for short. I don't think she was a cyclist, but if she was, she definitely was a Fred.

halfspeed 02-27-14 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by lsberrios1 (Post 16532041)

Not very aero.

lsberrios1 02-27-14 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by halfspeed (Post 16532060)
Not very aero.

:wtf:


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