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Witty names for bike manufacturers

Old 03-05-14, 06:49 AM
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Witty names for bike manufacturers

So on another post we have Cannondale = Crack and fail.

I will toss in Trek = Dreck (Look it up!)

Anyone have any others?
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Specialneeds.

Oh crap, I'm gonna get sued.
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Not bike related, but I have always told my Dad that Kia is Italian because all of their models have Italian names:

Sedona - Sid on a side a da road.

Sonota - Its not a nice car.

Spectra - Spect a repair bill.
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Specialneeds.

Oh crap, I'm gonna get sued.
It's parody. You are safe.
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I've always been a fan of Crampandgoslow.
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Must be a really slow day, eh?
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Schwein was the standard pronunciation among my buds way back when.
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I'll have to invent a couple for my Sekine (depending how you pronounce it)

See*kee*nee Slug*kee*nee?
See*kine SeaSpline?

Sorry, best I had.
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