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Nagrom_ 03-17-14 11:17 AM

pedaling.

kc0bbq 03-17-14 11:22 AM

Shearing sheep.

RPK79 03-17-14 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by kc0bbq (Post 16585469)
Shearing sheep.

Depends entirely on the speed of the sheep.

gc3 03-17-14 12:17 PM

crashing (sleeping was already taken)...

rjones28 03-17-14 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by RPK79 (Post 16585474)
Depends entirely on the speed of the sheep.

Single speed sheep are easier than 11 speed sheep.

RIRview 03-17-14 12:26 PM

Riding.

RollCNY 03-17-14 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 16585663)
Single speed sheep are easier than 11 speed sheep.

My sheep objects to frivolous character aspersions.

coasting 03-17-14 12:35 PM

the problem with food is that i have to unwrap it.

Jakedatc 03-17-14 12:49 PM

averaging 300W when you can't hold 250W

RPK79 03-17-14 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by Jakedatc (Post 16585778)
averaging 300W when you can't hold 250W

This depends on the duration you try to hold that average for.

Jakedatc 03-17-14 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by RPK79 (Post 16585783)
This depends on the duration you try to hold that average for.

shh this is not the place for facts and logic!

Alloyrider 03-17-14 12:54 PM

walking while riding seems hard to do

thump55 03-17-14 01:03 PM

prairie-dogging or turtle-heading depending on what part of the country you're from.

BillyD 03-17-14 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 16585303)
I don't think some of you are taking this seriously.

What gave it away?

f4rrest 03-17-14 01:25 PM

Estimating my FTP

spectastic 03-17-14 01:44 PM

taking a s***



Actually, I just realized that it's not particularly hard, just really unsanitary.



But it's a one way ticket to being gatekeeper.

c0urt 03-17-14 01:53 PM

surprised this hadn't been posted yet. if not just for the look of shock for the guy next to him.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo...4spao1_500.jpg


passing the wine while riding is hard.

Pirkaus 03-17-14 02:07 PM

Not spilling my beer

velisoped 03-17-14 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by David Bierbaum (Post 16585296)
Let's see, texting comes to mind right off.

Texting is no problem. Just get in TT position and, presto, you get aero and two thumbs for typing.

rjones28 03-17-14 02:15 PM

Brifting.

Velo Vol 03-17-14 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 16585137)
Talking
Eating
Sleeping
Dressing
Undressing
Changing the music on my MP3
Answering a phone call

.....

How about mastering the riding part first.

Dudelsack 03-17-14 02:54 PM

Using feminine hygiene products.

kc0bbq 03-17-14 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 16585663)
Single speed sheep are easier than 11 speed sheep.

What about electronic sheep?

RPK79 03-17-14 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by kc0bbq (Post 16586342)
What about electronic sheep?

They shear themselves.

gc3 03-17-14 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by kc0bbq (Post 16586342)
What about electronic sheep?

he da man

http://www.solomonsays.in/web/imgs/r...tric-Sheep.jpg


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