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Show Me Why I Shouldn't Close ALL These Dumb 'Show Me Your Bike' Threads

Old 10-28-14, 12:13 PM
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Show Me Why I Shouldn't Close ALL These Dumb 'Show Me Your Bike' Threads

Somebody start.
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'Addiction' started with somebody showing off a bike.

So you would shut that down first, right?
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Because it's fun to watch the children cry when their bikes get hammered by the masses.
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You should make a new riders section for the daily "looking for a cheap starter bike" threads.
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'Cause we like to look at bikes.
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Oh wait, I left a key word out.
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Oh wait, I left a key word out.
I thought Dumb was the key word? And appropriate.
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Shut down the entire forum.
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Shut down the entire forum.
The only plausible solution.
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One thing for sure, the Red, White, and Blue bike threads cant stay . . . . because they're duplicates. Find the old ones please.
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Calm down fredly
Exactly.

They give the guy a blue star, and suddenly he acts like he owns the place.
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One thing for sure, the Red, White, and Blue bike threads cant stay . . . . because they're duplicates. Find the old ones please.
The 'Invisible' one can probably go...
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i alright with it.
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Because if you close them I will make more. If you close them I will spam your inbox. If you close them I will find out where you live, constantly throw Twinkies through any open window, ring my bike bell, giggle, and elliptigo away. Don't tempt me, because I am a loose cannon interweb cop on the edge of doing something REALLY dumb.


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I like seeing bikes other people own
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Bike Forums without bike porn would be like sucking all the oxygen out of a room
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This gets my vote as the best response to the question,
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Poor staging, cluttered background, seat all the way back, need to slam the stem, stem is too short, saddle bag, bottles, bars in weird position, and it's a TREK!
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Poor staging, cluttered background, seat all the way back, need to slam the stem, stem is too short, saddle bag, bottles, bars in weird position, and it's a TREK!
So what then, you're ok with the mis-matched wheels and stupid angle his computer is at? And crap, look at that boat anchor of a valve stem on the front. If my eyes aren't playing tricks he even has the nut screwed on it and a cap.
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So what then, you're ok with the mis-matched wheels and stupid angle his computer is at? And crap, look at that boat anchor of a valve stem on the front. If my eyes aren't playing tricks he even has the nut screwed on it and a cap.
You're right. I should be ashamed.

Please don't report me. I could be banned.
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Maybe ther should be a folder in this forum for all the "show off you money pits" thread.
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