Bike Forums - Urinating while riding

So this talk of peeing has reminded me of a prank I pulled many years ago.
I was a lifeguard at a summer camp for elementary aged boys around 9-12 years old. One day my fellow lifeguards and I decided it was time to see who was honest and who was not. In the middle of swim time I blew the whistle and ordered everyone out of the pool. There were about 100 boys and I told them to all line up against the fence that enclosed the pool area.
As they stood along the fence I marched up and down the line like a drill sergeant. I began to tell them we had a serious problem. I, as lifeguard, was in charge of water safety and therefore had to test the water for bacteria. I had tested the water, I told them, and it was not clean. The test was conclusive and showed that somebody had been peeing in the pool. I demanded to know who the culprit was.
After several minutes, 100 scared faces looked up at me. Not a one was willing to admit what every single one of them had done. Until finally, one brave, and perhaps honest-to-a-fault, little guy slowly raised his hand. Such courage.
I told them all that the test had shown that it was more than one person. It had to be I said. So I gave them a stern warning to stop peeing in the pool, rewarded the one honest boy with a candy bar and sent them all back into the water.
Later, as I thought about it and even now as I tell this story, I am amazed that not one of those boys hesitated to jump back into the water after my speech was concluded.