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Forum: Foo
02-09-09, 01:57 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 1,810
Posted By Ken B.

Aaron Copland Carl Ruggles Alan Hovhaness ...

Aaron Copland
Carl Ruggles
Alan Hovhaness
Arvo Part
John Adams
Steve Reich
Henrik Gorecki
Scott Joplin
Keith Jarrett
Forum: Foo
05-08-08, 07:12 AM
Replies: 146
Views: 4,314
Posted By Ken B.

Oh, that ain't good. That just ain't good.

Oh, that ain't good. That just ain't good.
Forum: Foo
05-06-08, 09:28 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 862
Posted By Ken B.

- A table by the window with a cup of coffee and...

- A table by the window with a cup of coffee and a newspaper.

- Watching a satelite bisect the Summer Triangle.

- Three or four friends and a pitcher of beer.

- Sunrise from above the...
Forum: Foo
05-05-08, 10:50 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,885
Posted By Ken B.

What?! Who takes 45 minutes to offload balast? ...

What?! Who takes 45 minutes to offload balast? What the heck do you eat anyway? Geez, one deep breath and there's a pound and a half on its way home. Barely time to read a one-panel cartoon, let...
Forum: Foo
05-05-08, 10:44 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,885
Posted By Ken B.

Women live longer because women don't have wives.

Women live longer because women don't have wives.
Forum: Foo
04-15-08, 10:11 AM
Replies: 153
Views: 2,870
Posted By Ken B.

G-- d--- it! G-- d--- it!

G-- d--- it! G-- d--- it!
Forum: Foo
01-21-08, 01:27 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,312
Posted By Ken B.

Get a job where? Assistant afternoon manager at...

Get a job where? Assistant afternoon manager at Arby's in the mall? Jiffy Lube?

Usually, and I do not assert that this describes you, it is the losers who say school is for losers. In my case,...
Forum: Foo
12-18-07, 09:54 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 741
Posted By Ken B.

Three keys, a wallet, 37 cents, a piece of...

Three keys, a wallet, 37 cents, a piece of birthday cake from June 23 1983, a wishbone from the Thanksgiving turkey, volume H of the 1972 World Book Encyclopedia, a baritone saxophone with two extra...
Forum: Foo
12-18-07, 08:45 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,567
Posted By Ken B.

But you forgot to mention the cabbage and...

But you forgot to mention the cabbage and asparagus for lunch.
Forum: Foo
12-14-07, 10:21 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

Heather, I not a cyber-stalker* but I was just...

Heather, I not a cyber-stalker* but I was just looking at some of your pictures in joe-and-heather.smugmug. Holy smokes, what a happy looking couple! Good looking, too. Congratulations and all...
Forum: Foo
12-12-07, 09:05 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

Don't forget the auburn hair.

Don't forget the auburn hair.
Forum: Foo
12-11-07, 09:57 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

Nice blue sparkle in those eyes. And that subtle...

Nice blue sparkle in those eyes. And that subtle auburn tint in the hair. Now I'm going to be worthless for the rest of the day.
Forum: Foo
12-10-07, 01:45 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,517
Posted By Ken B.

Give in to your own personal heart of darkness...

Give in to your own personal heart of darkness and make the anger work for you. Go out for a gut-busting ride or run, hammer away until you risk physical injury. If you yarck up your energy gel, so...
Forum: Foo
11-29-07, 03:22 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 3,496
Posted By Ken B.

Never ever ask a woman if she is pregnant until...

Never ever ask a woman if she is pregnant until you can see the baby's head.
Forum: Foo
11-27-07, 08:31 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

All twelve of them.

All twelve of them.
Forum: Foo
11-20-07, 09:47 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,180
Posted By Ken B.

Depends strongly on what and with whom. I've...

Depends strongly on what and with whom. I've shared a coffee cup with a guy out in a fishing boat on a chilly morning when there was one cup and neither of us was willing to forgo the coffee. I...
Forum: Foo
11-16-07, 02:06 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 3,537
Posted By Ken B.

But you keep trying, don't you?

But you keep trying, don't you?
Forum: Foo
11-16-07, 02:05 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 3,537
Posted By Ken B.

Not true. I don't watch sports.

Not true. I don't watch sports.
Forum: Foo
10-26-07, 03:16 PM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

Can't say anything bad about someone who smiles...

Can't say anything bad about someone who smiles like that. I bet you light up a room.
Forum: Foo
10-25-07, 08:05 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

May I have the next dance?

May I have the next dance?
Forum: Foo
10-25-07, 08:03 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

And duck tape.

And duck tape.
Forum: Foo
10-25-07, 07:29 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

This is truly charming. There's hope for the...

This is truly charming. There's hope for the future of cycling.
BTW, I have a Jamis too. They make a nice bike.
Forum: Foo
10-19-07, 08:01 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

True dat, brother.

True dat, brother.
Forum: Foo
10-12-07, 01:48 PM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

You're like a candle flame.

You're like a candle flame.
Forum: Foo
10-01-07, 08:45 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 4,364
Posted By Ken B.

That's simply a matter of esthetics. Naked...

That's simply a matter of esthetics. Naked males, unlike naked females, are ugly.
Forum: Foo
09-27-07, 01:28 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,396
Posted By Ken B.

A polyester bowling shirt from 1981 and a...

A polyester bowling shirt from 1981 and a barbed-wire thong.
Forum: Foo
09-19-07, 12:37 PM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

Blonde, brunette, redhead, they're all beautiful...

Blonde, brunette, redhead, they're all beautiful of course, but in my humble but infallible opinion you can't beat auburn.
Forum: Foo
09-19-07, 10:04 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

True dat, brother! This is what makes cycling...

True dat, brother! This is what makes cycling great; respectful admiration of beautiful women.
Forum: Foo
09-17-07, 10:20 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

'Stunning' is the word that comes most readily to...

'Stunning' is the word that comes most readily to mind. Proof that there is no substitute for gracefulness and elegance.
Forum: Foo
09-14-07, 08:40 AM
Replies: 250
Views: 4,760
Posted By Ken B.

HA HA HA HA HA HA. That's brilliant!

HA HA HA HA HA HA. That's brilliant!
Forum: Foo
09-14-07, 08:35 AM
Replies: 250
Views: 4,760
Posted By Ken B.

Although an educated man like him probably would...

Although an educated man like him probably would have said "take Diana and me to the house."
Forum: Foo
09-14-07, 08:31 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 742
Posted By Ken B.

Like Victor Frankl in "Man's Search for Meaning",...

Like Victor Frankl in "Man's Search for Meaning", in which he realized while being held in a Nazi concentration camp, not knowing whether his wife was alive or dead, that the one thing they couldn't...
Forum: Foo
09-12-07, 09:08 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,598
Posted By Ken B.

I wouldn't hire anyone who wrote like that.

I wouldn't hire anyone who wrote like that.
Forum: Foo
09-04-07, 07:08 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,262
Posted By Ken B.

No, but you are and I'm the programmer. So be...

No, but you are and I'm the programmer. So be careful what you say to me if you don't want to have, shall we say a non-maskable interrupt if you get my drift.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Forum: Foo
08-31-07, 12:59 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,853
Posted By Ken B.

Dies on the interstate? You mean like on...

Dies on the interstate? You mean like on someone's car window?
Forum: Foo
08-31-07, 12:53 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,569
Posted By Ken B.

Are you a girl?

Are you a girl?
Forum: Foo
08-31-07, 07:32 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 6,853
Posted By Ken B.

It's in the public domain.

It's in the public domain.
Forum: Foo
08-30-07, 08:58 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,346
Posted By Ken B.

An authentic Chicago style hotdog with cold beer...

An authentic Chicago style hotdog with cold beer in a plastic cup at the MN state fair on a hot day.
Forum: Foo
08-27-07, 12:29 PM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

From that pic I'd guess about 26.

From that pic I'd guess about 26.
Forum: Foo
08-24-07, 07:22 AM
Replies: 525
Views: 9,912
Posted By Ken B.

A bird in the hand > two in the bush.

A bird in the hand > two in the bush.
Forum: Foo
08-22-07, 10:33 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 1,789
Posted By Ken B.

That's the Newtonian, or classical,...

That's the Newtonian, or classical, understanding. But of course as Einstein demonstrated, velocities do not add by simple arithmetic. You need to use the Lorentz transform to add velocities. At...
Forum: Foo
08-20-07, 10:16 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

Never mind the tan - that hair is spectacular.

Never mind the tan - that hair is spectacular.
Forum: Foo
08-20-07, 10:15 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

I'd ride that bike. What? What did I say?

I'd ride that bike.
What? What did I say?
Forum: Foo
07-26-07, 12:54 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,392
Posted By Ken B.

Wait a sec, a nonrational real integer? Da hell...

Wait a sec, a nonrational real integer? Da hell does that mean? An integer is rational by definition. Or does 'nonrational' have a different definition than the more common term 'irrational'? And...
Forum: Foo
07-24-07, 02:15 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,588
Posted By Ken B.

True, but my preference is to use the best tool...

True, but my preference is to use the best tool for the job, and in this case I think Low Pit Al is it (as Falkon demonstrated above).
Forum: Foo
07-24-07, 09:54 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,588
Posted By Ken B.

"l'Hôpital". Finally, someone said it. All...

"l'Hôpital". Finally, someone said it. All these great brains on FOO but I was beginning to lose hope.
Thanks, gcl.
Forum: Foo
07-23-07, 10:35 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 923
Posted By Ken B.

It's like a habenero enema.

It's like a habenero enema.
Forum: Foo
07-23-07, 10:27 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 378
Posted By Ken B.

I used to play tons in college. Not so much now....

I used to play tons in college. Not so much now. A great, ancient, noble game.

There is only one good way to lose at chess. Sounds something like this: "nice move, congratulations," or words to...
Forum: Foo
07-20-07, 01:02 PM
Replies: 19,565
Views: 360,196
Posted By Ken B.

"Need Some Stank on my Hangdown" - Flaming Gobs...

"Need Some Stank on my Hangdown" - Flaming Gobs of Vomit Death
Forum: Foo
07-20-07, 12:55 PM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 945,507
Posted By Ken B.

I like to convert the aforementioned into...

I like to convert the aforementioned into metabolic byproducts.
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