Go Back  Bike Forums > Search Forums
Reload this Page >

Search Results

Notices
 
Search: Posts Made By: dynodonn
Showing results 1 to 50 of 1000
Search took 3.18 seconds.
Forum: Foo
10-25-21, 07:01 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

His claim to fame was spinning all Bankrupts on...

His claim to fame was spinning all Bankrupts on Wheel of Fortune, and still misses the good old days of being able to pick door number 3.
Forum: Foo
10-24-21, 11:07 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Geritol is his top medicine cabinet go to, along...

Geritol is his top medicine cabinet go to, along with Lawrence Welk reruns for personal counseling.
Forum: Foo
10-24-21, 08:53 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Though none of them will admit it, his father is...

Though none of them will admit it, his father is one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and his mother is one of the Spice Girls, and to this day, he can make one mean bowl of eeenie meeeanie chili...
Forum: Foo
10-23-21, 10:44 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Has fond memories of riding in his parent's...

Has fond memories of riding in his parent's station wagon's third row rear facing bench seat with his brothers, and having stare down contests with drivers following them, in seeing who blinks first.
Forum: Foo
10-23-21, 08:35 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Is a well known sight at the Dunkin driveup,...

Is a well known sight at the Dunkin driveup, especially in his aluminum spray can painted 1983 Grand Marquis, wearing his rhinestone mask. Whenever he pulls away, he belts out a hearty " HI yo...
Forum: Foo
10-22-21, 06:58 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

After having breakfast at Tiffany's, he and thook...

After having breakfast at Tiffany's, he and thook decided to take a Roman Holiday at the local theme motel's Nero's Room for some really hot fiery nights.
Forum: Foo
10-21-21, 07:22 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Thanks to his extraordinary lurking capabilities,...

Thanks to his extraordinary lurking capabilities, he hasn't been heard from for days, not even a word.
Forum: Foo
10-20-21, 07:48 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

He has a constant positive attitude, with him...

He has a constant positive attitude, with him continually telling his wife, "One of these days Mildred, one of these days, .......... you're going to the Moon!
Forum: Foo
10-19-21, 06:59 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

He is constantly telling everyone that Larry...

He is constantly telling everyone that Larry Flynt would never have got his start if he had not been at that one drunken party years ago.
Forum: Foo
10-17-21, 05:57 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Has killed more boxes of cereal than he cares to...

Has killed more boxes of cereal than he cares to remember, though not since the 60's has he had a care to remember anything anyway.
Forum: Foo
10-16-21, 01:14 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

His inaction figure is now doing in seven days,...

His inaction figure is now doing in seven days, what his action figure did leisurely on a quiet afternoon forty years ago.
Forum: Foo
10-12-21, 08:51 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Dunkin, that's how he describes making Cowboy...

Dunkin, that's how he describes making Cowboy Coffee using his socks. A few left over coffee grinds also helps in removing his foot calluses.
Forum: Foo
10-10-21, 10:51 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Will always said no to crack, but never to a good...

Will always said no to crack, but never to a good plumber's butt.
Forum: Foo
10-07-21, 09:54 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

They're were coming to take him away, but all...

They're were coming to take him away, but all they heard in in the distance was laughter....... ho ho, hee hee, ha haaaaaa......
Forum: Foo
10-06-21, 09:43 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

After all these years, him and Chuck Berry are...

After all these years, him and Chuck Berry are still playing with each other's Ding a Lings.
Forum: Foo
10-05-21, 07:26 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Buys all his holiday decorations and bird seed...

Buys all his holiday decorations and bird seed from the ACME Corp.
Forum: Foo
10-03-21, 11:56 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

His gravity boot tests are going very well at the...

His gravity boot tests are going very well at the JPL lab, but at the lab on the international space station, the verdict is still up in the air.
Forum: Foo
09-28-21, 10:31 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Any Black Bear Diner across the U.S. will stay...

Any Black Bear Diner across the U.S. will stay open late, with a mere phone call made by him.
Forum: Foo
09-28-21, 10:48 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Still has numerous unopened packages of J.C...

Still has numerous unopened packages of J.C Penney underwear from when his mother bought them brand new in his youth. Even today, as back then, his answer is still " I don't need no underwear,...
Forum: Foo
09-27-21, 10:19 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

He prefers not to be shagged, only hand textured.

He prefers not to be shagged, only hand textured.
Forum: Foo
09-27-21, 07:57 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

His brother Mkey keeps telling him that he still...

His brother Mkey keeps telling him that he still likes it, especially when he speaks French to him...........Cest le vie.
Forum: Foo
09-25-21, 10:39 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

The 60's were good to him, and by 1974, he was...

The 60's were good to him, and by 1974, he was more than happy to repeat the past, which was OK since he couldn't remember it anyway.
Forum: Foo
09-24-21, 08:10 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

He still won't go into a bar, unless he is...

He still won't go into a bar, unless he is accompanied by his sister, since she is the only one in the family that can count to 21.
Forum: Foo
09-23-21, 03:59 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

When many people informed him not to touch a...

When many people informed him not to touch a lengthy and divided pole, he did so immediately afterward , only for him to receive a swift cease and desist order from MC Hammer.
Forum: Foo
09-16-21, 07:06 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

His locale experienced months long shortages of...

His locale experienced months long shortages of Reynolds Wrap shortly after a lighting strike destroyed his tin foil hat collection, but thanks to his buying considerable stock in tin foil, he was...
Forum: Foo
09-15-21, 09:09 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

At his age, Limp Bizkit is the only band he can...

At his age, Limp Bizkit is the only band he can now relate to.
Forum: Foo
09-13-21, 07:25 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

One Christmas as a little kid, he ended up...

One Christmas as a little kid, he ended up swallowing his uncle's glass eye. In a conversation between his mother and his father, and with his uncle standing nearby, his mother remarked " With...
Forum: Foo
09-11-21, 08:59 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

His wife wishes that they could just have regular...

His wife wishes that they could just have regular throw rug in their hallway, since the torn rice paper is really starting to pile up in the garage.
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 11:11 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

If he just walked the streets of Bakersfield, he...

If he just walked the streets of Bakersfield, he may find his way to San Jose.
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 09:30 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

He and his friend Tim tried that move on three...

He and his friend Tim tried that move on three cow girls one night, he's still upset that he only bucked one, and that Tim bucked two.
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 07:31 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

His retirement plan is pole dancing at Leisure...

His retirement plan is pole dancing at Leisure World, but that was short lived when Leisure World discovered that he had removed the attached "No Parking" sign in the process.
Forum: Foo
09-08-21, 09:46 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Is still in the process of being tired, due to...

Is still in the process of being tired, due to his quest in finding the holy "re"
Forum: Foo
09-07-21, 10:04 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Has received more hickies than a Doo Dah Man at...

Has received more hickies than a Doo Dah Man at a Grateful Dead groupie convention.
Forum: Foo
09-06-21, 07:20 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Even Colonel Mustard wouldn't give the time to...

Even Colonel Mustard wouldn't give the time to study him, with his considering him in being thicker than a lead pipe.
Forum: Foo
09-05-21, 04:44 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 899
Posted By dynodonn

Today, I got the satisfaction of finally setting...

Today, I got the satisfaction of finally setting down my paint brush, sitting back with a glass of iced tea, and watching my house paint dry. :)
Forum: Foo
09-05-21, 03:53 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

His epic adventure and romance novel " Around the...

His epic adventure and romance novel " Around the World" under his secret pen name Sheela B. Cummin, was a modest money maker, and that was only due in part to the Flat Earth Society discontinuing...
Forum: Foo
09-04-21, 07:01 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

At his age now, just hearing the words Water and...

At his age now, just hearing the words Water and Loo in the same sentence brings on a sudden bladder urge.
Forum: Foo
09-03-21, 08:53 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

He still wishes that he had won the chicken...

He still wishes that he had won the chicken dinner, instead of finding that hat.
Forum: Foo
09-02-21, 10:24 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Was kicked out of one Abba fan club gathering, ...

Was kicked out of one Abba fan club gathering, when singing Mama Mia, he kept belting out "Momma Mia, thatsah oneah spicy meatah ballah!"
Forum: Foo
09-02-21, 07:29 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

^^^^^^^^^ At his age, he thinks that Jane...

^^^^^^^^^
At his age, he thinks that Jane Dough is jail bait.
Forum: Foo
09-01-21, 09:07 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

His aspirations of getting into the major league,...

His aspirations of getting into the major league, much less the locker room, never came to fruition due to his having a serious case of foul balls.
Forum: Foo
08-31-21, 07:07 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

He was saddened to learn that his prized donut...

He was saddened to learn that his prized donut hole collection, from every U.S. Dunkin location, was stolen by a notorious rat and mouse pastry ring, but he was extremely happy to find that his...
Forum: Foo
08-29-21, 08:13 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

It's was him in his 80's french fry oil diesel...

It's was him in his 80's french fry oil diesel Mercedes that forced my wife and I, during lunch hour, to make an emergency run to the nearest Wendy's.
Forum: Foo
08-29-21, 09:18 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

As Sprinkleface, he is known, on occasion, to...

As Sprinkleface, he is known, on occasion, to bury his face into a pile of powered donuts on his work desk.
Forum: Foo
08-28-21, 10:31 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

He considers film noir as that of filming himself...

He considers film noir as that of filming himself drinking Black Velvet for a half hour, then of him passed out and snoring for the other hour and a half.
Forum: Foo
08-27-21, 08:52 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

He recently tattooed "B" on each of his butt...

He recently tattooed "B" on each of his butt cheeks, short for "Bold" and "Beautiful", but whenever he bends over and drops his pants to show it off, everyone keeps asking, "Who is Bob?"
Forum: Foo
08-26-21, 08:46 AM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

Since Richard Simmons has retired, his new...

Since Richard Simmons has retired, his new exercise regime is to "Party off the Pounds with the great grandson of Flipper", he especially likes having anchovy treats during the rest breaks.
Forum: Foo
08-26-21, 07:39 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,238
Posted By dynodonn

In my youth, I still remember the time when I had...

In my youth, I still remember the time when I had a rope tied to my waist, and the other end tied to the center chimney on a three story Victorian, but that was when I was ten feet tall and bullet...
Forum: Foo
08-26-21, 07:32 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,238
Posted By dynodonn

When I found out how little it cost to put a roof...

When I found out how little it cost to put a roof on my slightly bigger than a bread box house, it was way cheaper than many ER visits, a definite no brainer.
Forum: Foo
08-23-21, 08:57 PM
Replies: 17,626
Views: 980,471
Posted By dynodonn

In his bathtub navy days, he has worked himself...

In his bathtub navy days, he has worked himself all the way up from Chief Petting Officer to Rear Admirer.
Showing results 1 to 50 of 1000
 


 
Forum Jump

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright 2021 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.