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06-01-09, 02:12 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 407
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Be sure to take a sweater or jacket. The Pisgah...

Be sure to take a sweater or jacket. The Pisgah Inn is shrouded in fog many nights and also subject to high winds. The view from the dining room is very nice if you catch some clear weather. If your...
06-01-09, 12:03 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 407
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Try the Pisgah Inn which is right on the BRP...

Try the Pisgah Inn which is right on the BRP about 40-50 miles north of the Southern Terminus in Cherokee and 20 miles south of Asheville, NC. I've never stayed at the Pisgah Inn but the food is...
06-19-08, 05:45 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 520
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Hapy Birthday. If 55 is the double nickel, then,...

Hapy Birthday. If 55 is the double nickel, then, I guess, 66 is "The Mark of the Beast!"
06-13-08, 06:33 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,273
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Once I took eight women hiking in Yellowstone. ...

Once I took eight women hiking in Yellowstone.
It led to this:
To all the girls I took out west!
Most all of them had PMS
I thought it would be fun.
But all that estrogen...
Just brought out...
06-13-08, 06:27 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 403
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Our Mac store in Greeneville has always been...

Our Mac store in Greeneville has always been crowded.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ap_big_mac_070824_ms.jpg
05-29-08, 05:54 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,493
Posted By RockyTopBiker

After you visit The Golden Corral and...

After you visit The Golden Corral and Ryans....Get a Mac.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Business/ap_big_mac_070824_ms.jpg
05-29-08, 05:44 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 645
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Penniless Park, Florida? Wear the Fox Hat.

Penniless Park, Florida?
Wear the Fox Hat.
05-24-08, 11:53 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 502
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Here is the slideshow our our group's ride on the...

Here is the slideshow our our group's ride on the C& O a couple of years ago.
http://www.greenevillehikers.xtn.net/photo_album-C%20&%20O%20Canal.html
05-19-08, 11:45 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 370
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Great photos. We rode through the Colorado...

Great photos. We rode through the Colorado National Monument last June on our way to Moab, for a canoe trip on the Colorado River. Fantastic views and very few autos.
05-16-08, 05:40 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,354
Posted By RockyTopBiker

http://www.mesaverde.org/product/puppets/spotted_o...

http://www.mesaverde.org/product/puppets/spotted_owl.jpg
05-13-08, 12:57 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 2,108
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I've been to Hollywood, but never to Dollywood!!

I've been to Hollywood, but never to Dollywood!!
05-13-08, 05:08 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,037
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I'm 5'8". I used to be 6' before all this...

I'm 5'8". I used to be 6' before all this climbing!
05-09-08, 06:03 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 586
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I killed my first "bar" when I was only...

I killed my first "bar" when I was only three!!
05-09-08, 05:56 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,349
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Remember what Earl Butz said on this topic?

Remember what Earl Butz said on this topic?
05-08-08, 05:51 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 498
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I'm impressed and I've been in the printing...

I'm impressed and I've been in the printing business nearly 50 years. Very Talented Students. They must have a great teacher.
05-08-08, 05:45 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 466
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I also "Tombayed" twice on the the same ride. My...

I also "Tombayed" twice on the the same ride. My very first ride with clipless. Discovered later that the problem was that I hadn't tightened the cleats fully and they pivoted instead of releasing....
05-01-08, 05:46 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 2,900
Posted By RockyTopBiker

+1. Got married at age 19 on August 2, 1961. ...

+1. Got married at age 19 on August 2, 1961.

The secret to a long lasting marriage:

We have absolutely nothing in common.
04-28-08, 02:35 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 326
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Upon checking your link, I realized that I had...

Upon checking your link, I realized that I had read Sheldon's info on tire sizing, just didn't remember it at the time.
04-28-08, 02:11 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 326
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Learned something today

A lady friend of mine asked me to put new tubes and tires on a couple of old bikes of hers. Both appear to be in very good shape for their age. One is a Nishiki Mountain Bike and the other a Huffy...
04-28-08, 01:38 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 730
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I prefer not to use "wife" and "sag" in the same...

I prefer not to use "wife" and "sag" in the same sentence. At least not while she's listening!:D
04-26-08, 03:12 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 468
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Thats four!!

Thats four!!
04-22-08, 06:57 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,052
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I kun steel spel, just can't sea or typ eny...

I kun steel spel, just can't sea or typ eny longur.
04-22-08, 06:54 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 689
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Happy B-Day. Be sure to ride your age now. The...

Happy B-Day. Be sure to ride your age now. The ride will get longer and harder each year.
04-22-08, 06:49 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,086
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I advocate using the "Crocodile Dundee" sign that...

I advocate using the "Crocodile Dundee" sign that he used to immobilize a water buffalo. You form a "hook em horns" sign and point it directly at the dog while staring him in the eye as best you can....
04-04-08, 07:43 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,282
Posted By RockyTopBiker

You forgot "Ship High In Transit!" Also,...

You forgot "Ship High In Transit!"

Also, Why is a pain in the butt called a Hemerrhoid and not an Asteroid?
04-03-08, 12:33 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,408
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Remember the Kingston Trio? Damn, they're looking...

Remember the Kingston Trio? Damn, they're looking old. Anyway, here's what they had to say about the wind.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8e9F8PV-m4&feature=related
04-03-08, 05:31 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,408
Posted By RockyTopBiker

And I guess I lost my way There were oh so many...

And I guess I lost my way
There were oh so many roads
I was living to run and running to live
Never worried about paying or even how much I owed
Moving eight miles a minute for months at a time...
04-02-08, 12:45 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 711
Posted By RockyTopBiker

WHAT A CROCK.

WHAT A CROCK.
04-02-08, 12:44 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 711
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Sounds like a plan if I can find a conventional...

Sounds like a plan if I can find a conventional over that I can get my @$$ to fit. I already tried this with a microwave but kept getting dizzy. Should I use the oil before or after the baking.
04-02-08, 06:51 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,115
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Great photos. A group I was with summitted all...

Great photos. A group I was with summitted all the 6000' peaks in the Plott Balsams last year: Yellowface, Waterrock Knob, Lyn Lowry (the peak with the huge cross commemorating a young girl who died...
04-01-08, 10:54 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 711
Posted By RockyTopBiker

According to the Brooks website, the factory...

According to the Brooks website, the factory recommendation is to apply Proofhide to your chamois pad very sparingly. Most of us that are over 60 will not live long enough to break in our butts that...
04-01-08, 10:50 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 711
Posted By RockyTopBiker

You don't have motor oil in Ohio? I know one...

You don't have motor oil in Ohio?

I know one guy that diluted his oil with turpentine.

He is now a hiker.
04-01-08, 09:53 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 711
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Ah, I see you remember the sixties. We...

Ah, I see you remember the sixties.

We called that a Mazola Party!!
04-01-08, 09:51 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 711
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I tried using a mallet but my butt really got...

I tried using a mallet but my butt really got sore by the fifth or sixth lick.
04-01-08, 06:55 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 711
Posted By RockyTopBiker

How to break in a Brooks...

I just bought my third Brooks saddle and I finally got it figured out.

(1) Take your new Brooks Leather Saddle out of the box and immediately mount it on the seatpost.

(2) Buy a box of heavy...
03-26-08, 10:32 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 950
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Driving that train. High on cocaine. Casey...

Driving that train.
High on cocaine.
Casey Jones you'd better watch your speed.

Trouble Ahead, Trouble Behind.
Don't you know that notion just crossed my mind.

Deadheads unite!!
03-26-08, 10:24 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 697
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I wanted another Road Morph seat tube mount for...

I wanted another Road Morph seat tube mount for my second bike. Found the American Distributor, Todson, on the net. I tried to order online but their site was messed up, so I finally called their...
03-26-08, 10:13 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 673
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Another by Willie (stuck behind a little old lady...

Another by Willie (stuck behind a little old lady in traffic):
"Blue Hair Driving in my Lane!"
03-18-08, 08:01 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,290
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I found her in Portland Maine.

I found her in Portland Maine.
03-18-08, 06:10 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 659
Posted By RockyTopBiker

In May of 99, we took a little trip. To bike...

In May of 99, we took a little trip.
To bike along a trail out of Natchez Missisip
We took along our Treks and took some Diamondbacks.
And vowed to ride the Natchez Trace or never coming back.
We...
03-03-08, 01:27 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 873
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I'm not sure if you are luckier to have a new...

I'm not sure if you are luckier to have a new bike, a wife that would buy you a new bike or just the fact that you are only Fifty!! Welcome!! Many happy returns!!:beer:
03-03-08, 01:22 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,099
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I was with a group hiking on an extremely rocky,...

I was with a group hiking on an extremely rocky, dangerous trail in North Carolina last year and we met up with five or six mountain bikers who were armored to the teeth. There was about 25 creek...
03-03-08, 01:13 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,737
Posted By RockyTopBiker

If you thought White was fast before, you are in...

If you thought White was fast before, you are in for a real treat now. It will help if you chant, "GO BIG ORANGE!" Try to stay out of jail!!
03-03-08, 01:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 638
Posted By RockyTopBiker

I seem to have noises coming from all the areas...

I seem to have noises coming from all the areas of my body.
02-29-08, 06:21 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 2,026
Posted By RockyTopBiker

About 25 years ago, a lady called my printing...

About 25 years ago, a lady called my printing company and asked to speak to the elderly man who worked in the front. It was, of course, me. Really pi$$ed me off. I got off my duff, quit smoking,...
02-28-08, 06:37 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 765
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Welcome Roseskunk. The 50 Plus Forum is just like...

Welcome Roseskunk. The 50 Plus Forum is just like the Hotel California. "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
02-25-08, 03:18 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 3,436
Posted By RockyTopBiker

About ten years ago, my Great Dane Schuler got...

About ten years ago, my Great Dane Schuler got into a tussle with a skunk and came in stinking and bloody. Without thinking my (old!) wife started to bath him with tomato juice, then remembered she...
02-24-08, 10:00 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,376
Posted By RockyTopBiker

Sulky and brooding is known as acting. :p She...

Sulky and brooding is known as acting. :p She looks so happy in the photo because she is thinking about riding with me!!:roflmao::roflmao:
02-24-08, 09:46 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,031
Posted By RockyTopBiker

My two cents worth: Club Soda as soon as possible...

My two cents worth: Club Soda as soon as possible after the accident. I though that the Great War was the War of Northern Agression. I remember it well.
02-24-08, 09:41 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,319
Posted By RockyTopBiker

One trick that could help. Eat very slowly. It...

One trick that could help. Eat very slowly. It takes a while for your brain to realize that your stomach is full. I was forced into eating slowly by stomach surgery years ago and now i'm usually the...
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