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Forum: Road Cycling
08-17-10, 01:08 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,098
Posted By QuickityJacks

Just keep riding. Also, Palomar, you're insane...

Just keep riding. Also, Palomar, you're insane or trolling.

Every turn on this route except one is a red light.

http://connect.garmin.com/activity/42626398

I'd also like to point out it was...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-16-10, 05:42 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,701
Posted By QuickityJacks

Go ride it to death.

Go ride it to death.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-16-10, 04:11 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 808
Posted By QuickityJacks

I can't get anywhere videos from that tour you...

I can't get anywhere videos from that tour you all did with out getting very jealous.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-15-10, 07:52 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,098
Posted By QuickityJacks

Your camera set up/editing/data software combo is...

Your camera set up/editing/data software combo is terrific. I always enjoy the videos.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-15-10, 06:18 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,107
Posted By QuickityJacks

Twice I've made purchases from Nashbar. In both...

Twice I've made purchases from Nashbar. In both instances, within a week I got a call from my bank's fraud department of about 350 dollars in fraudulent charges. It could be a remarkable...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-08-10, 02:35 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 4,449
Posted By QuickityJacks

OP makes me think of the Luc Sante quote from Low...

OP makes me think of the Luc Sante quote from Low Life:

". . .bereft of purpose except to evoke vague images of an era about which little need be known other than that it was a 'simpler time.' ...
Forum: Foo
07-31-10, 03:03 PM
Replies: 1,765
Views: 244,660
Posted By QuickityJacks

I look forward to the day that my life has grown...

I look forward to the day that my life has grown so comfortable and boring that I can become enthusiastic about expensive wrist watches.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-28-10, 11:56 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 6,954
Posted By QuickityJacks

8k is the stage victory. Cash prizes were...

8k is the stage victory.

Cash prizes were announced along the course at intermittent sprint points as usually in the neighborhood of 500 euro, maybe 1000.
...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-28-10, 04:43 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,081
Posted By QuickityJacks

I'm going to start screaming PREFONTAINE! at...

I'm going to start screaming PREFONTAINE! at runners just to see what it feels like to be a jackass.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-10, 04:29 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 3,278
Posted By QuickityJacks

6'2'' 220. PCAD, I'll arm wrestle you.

6'2'' 220. PCAD, I'll arm wrestle you.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-23-10, 03:25 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 4,389
Posted By QuickityJacks

Excuse me, by me. It's ended more than a few of...

Excuse me, by me. It's ended more than a few of these threads before and it's rarely been refuted, so I projected my respect on others via their silence. Anyway, when it shows up, it usually comes...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-23-10, 02:22 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 4,389
Posted By QuickityJacks

+1 for livestrong.com's calorie counter. It's...

+1 for livestrong.com's calorie counter. It's been an easy go-to to track and learn my eating habits and adjust accordingly, it got me finally paying attention to portions, reading labels, etc. ...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-23-10, 12:42 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,130
Posted By QuickityJacks

Gorgeous. Being broke sucks.

Gorgeous. Being broke sucks.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-20-10, 08:15 PM
Replies: 16,062
Views: 330,768
Posted By QuickityJacks

And this is why, with me at the butt-ugly, fat...

And this is why, with me at the butt-ugly, fat and slow, beginner stages of this sport, I pay close attention to your posts.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-19-10, 06:22 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,271
Posted By QuickityJacks

The coma worries me the most. In my limited...

The coma worries me the most. In my limited experience, when they induce it's like the panic-pause button of the medical field. Panic makes sense given his profession and age, too.

I haven't...
06-17-10, 02:52 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 853
Posted By QuickityJacks

What, just because a guy's Belgian means he...

What, just because a guy's Belgian means he doesn't curse inwardly in German? You're just a racist.
06-17-10, 02:36 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 853
Posted By QuickityJacks

Some of these captions make me think many of...

Some of these captions make me think many of these people don't know which one is Tom Boonen.

"Schadenfreude: tastes great, less filling."

"I hate Cavendish. Given the chance, I'd ride right...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-16-10, 12:25 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,211
Posted By QuickityJacks

I like the clif strawberry. It's like a less...

I like the clif strawberry. It's like a less sweet fruit roll-up.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-13-10, 02:13 PM
Replies: 269
Views: 8,573
Posted By QuickityJacks

Look how serious the triathletes are. It's...

Look how serious the triathletes are. It's adorable, it's like they think they matter!
Forum: Road Cycling
06-13-10, 02:04 AM
Replies: 269
Views: 8,573
Posted By QuickityJacks

More on topic: looks like a gorgeous ride.

More on topic: looks like a gorgeous ride.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-13-10, 01:56 AM
Replies: 269
Views: 8,573
Posted By QuickityJacks

ITT: the eerie psychological similarity and...

ITT: the eerie psychological similarity and defining difference between roadies and tri-geeks are revealed yet again!

Both groups are sadomasochistic, obsessive lunatics. At least racing is...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-11-10, 06:32 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 4,668
Posted By QuickityJacks

120+ daytime highs are a bit much to take,...

120+ daytime highs are a bit much to take, especially when the roadbed can push 135+ and the mercury passes 90 by eight AM.

The cycling season is almost inverted in Palm Springs because of the...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-06-10, 01:50 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 223
Posted By QuickityJacks

Sounds like a good day, looks like you guys were...

Sounds like a good day, looks like you guys were having fun! Makes me miss midwest summers.

That said, if your lungs aren't dangling from your lips like deflated balloons, I don't think it counts...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-02-10, 07:38 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,674
Posted By QuickityJacks

The SF Bay area is famous for being both...

The SF Bay area is famous for being both unsettlingly flat and eerily windless.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-31-10, 01:18 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,518
Posted By QuickityJacks

That seems like it could be the punchline of one...

That seems like it could be the punchline of one of the more obscure and insider internet memes waiting to happen.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-29-10, 08:20 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 713
Posted By QuickityJacks

Oh, laugh it up. I wrote about it here to give...

Oh, laugh it up. I wrote about it here to give everyone a good chuckle.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-29-10, 07:51 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 713
Posted By QuickityJacks

Warning, man-pain content (no pictures.)

On today's ride, at the top of a climb through a pretty thoroughly God-forsaken stretch of the San Bernardino Mountains, I stood in the pedals to go up and over the last couple dozen yards and then...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-26-10, 07:51 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,948
Posted By QuickityJacks

Dropping the flagrant abuse of punctuation is...

Dropping the flagrant abuse of punctuation is proven to increase the metabolism. Check it out, it's written in the back of Strunk & White.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-24-10, 07:31 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 3,892
Posted By QuickityJacks

What. What. What. What.

What. What. What. What.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-22-10, 02:18 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 5,277
Posted By QuickityJacks

I have no idea why, but I got a mega crazy case...

I have no idea why, but I got a mega crazy case of the screaming Mimis from this.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-20-10, 02:20 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 622
Posted By QuickityJacks

That's exactly how the first record was set. On...

That's exactly how the first record was set. On a specially built/smoothed boardwalk next to the tracks. Or so says BikesnobNYC's book during the history bit in the beginning.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-14-10, 02:29 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,387
Posted By QuickityJacks

Posted 10/17/2005 Updated 10/17/2005 ...

Posted 10/17/2005 Updated 10/17/2005

Cutting edge.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-14-10, 03:49 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,438
Posted By QuickityJacks

That made me laugh way, way too hard, but I think...

That made me laugh way, way too hard, but I think a lot of it was because of who said it.




The goods were thoroughly brought today.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-13-10, 03:16 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,267
Posted By QuickityJacks

They are definitely in the ToC. Fielding a good...

They are definitely in the ToC. Fielding a good group, too.

Lars Boom (NED)
Stef Clement (NED)
Steven Kruijswijk (NED)
Sebastian Langeveld (NED)
Thomas Leezer (NED)
Paul Martens (GER)...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-13-10, 03:11 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,267
Posted By QuickityJacks

I just said I can't tell!

I just said I can't tell!
Forum: Road Cycling
05-13-10, 03:09 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,267
Posted By QuickityJacks

I can't tell. Is that actually an...

I can't tell. Is that actually an implausibility* of Rabobank going for a spin before the ToC or a shrewdness** of dentists all needing a punch in the face?
Forum: Road Cycling
05-12-10, 09:07 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,374
Posted By QuickityJacks

I love it. "I had a great day, you guys...

I love it.

"I had a great day, you guys have a great day too!"

"YOU'RE SLOW AND I'M PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE."

Sincerely, I love this place.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-10-10, 04:15 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,836
Posted By QuickityJacks

I don't know if that's why anybody hates...

I don't know if that's why anybody hates cyclists, but it's definitely a contributing factor as to my feelings on hipster scum.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-09-10, 11:36 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 840
Posted By QuickityJacks

Despite mostly lurking, this place is rubbing off...

Despite mostly lurking, this place is rubbing off on me. I've developed a keen, almost detached eagerness to watch this guy's enthusiasm get burnt off of him like winter fat by the more acerbic...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-08-10, 10:17 PM
Forum: Road Cycling
05-07-10, 08:42 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,418
Posted By QuickityJacks

6'4'', 6'3'', 6'1'', 6'1'', 6'' respectively. ...

6'4'', 6'3'', 6'1'', 6'1'', 6'' respectively.
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http://www.cxmagazine.com/picture_library/crossvegas_213_small.jpg...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-06-10, 12:17 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 4,745
Posted By QuickityJacks

At a red light I once got "You're not a road...

At a red light I once got "You're not a road racer, you know." I looked at the guy and said "You are an embarrassment to everybody that ever loved you." He turned white as a ghost and looked down.
Forum: Road Cycling
04-26-10, 11:31 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,249
Posted By QuickityJacks

Awesome.

Awesome.
Forum: Road Cycling
04-26-10, 11:04 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,618
Posted By QuickityJacks

He's using Strava.

He's using Strava.
Forum: Commuting
04-26-10, 08:41 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 601
Posted By QuickityJacks

When will your top tube be recovering from...

When will your top tube be recovering from whatever injury it suffered that requires its bandage?
Forum: Road Cycling
04-26-10, 08:38 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 3,417
Posted By QuickityJacks

This is precisely why I took time off last week. ...

This is precisely why I took time off last week. My heart rate was way too high for the speed I was going on a relatively flat, windless stretch of road I knew very well. I got out of bed after the...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-26-10, 07:42 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 3,870
Posted By QuickityJacks

There are more than a couple people posting in...

There are more than a couple people posting in here demonstrably incapable of good humor. It's stunning. Great story, Beanz.
Forum: Road Cycling
04-25-10, 02:25 PM
Replies: 16,062
Views: 330,768
Posted By QuickityJacks

Extra college for fancy writin': good for...

Extra college for fancy writin': good for something after all.



Thanks, I gotta stop mentioning it though, or you'll catch on that you say this every time. I'm going to sound like I'm selling...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-25-10, 01:25 PM
Replies: 16,062
Views: 330,768
Posted By QuickityJacks

I learn fast. Thanks! Thanks! Also a...

I learn fast.
Thanks!
Thanks!
Also a prerequisite for any Pcad thread.

I didn't say I wanted to do well, I just said I wanted to try it. It still counts as trying it if I vomit my lungs ten...
Forum: Road Cycling
04-25-10, 01:08 PM
Replies: 16,062
Views: 330,768
Posted By QuickityJacks

I was mostly just being a smart ass and wanted to...

I was mostly just being a smart ass and wanted to make a joke about sweet robot legs. But since you implicitly asked: 27 years old, lost 100 lbs in the past year, most to all of it on the bike. ...
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