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Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-10, 08:35 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,433
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Groovy old Centurion--maybe 1988?

Groovy old Centurion--maybe 1988?
Forum: Road Cycling
08-03-10, 05:06 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,964
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Kingcage.com, either tubular stainless or tubular...

Kingcage.com, either tubular stainless or tubular titanium. Classic styling, handmade in USA.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-10, 05:05 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,445
Posted By Uni-Vibe

This is really hilarious. People that do this...

This is really hilarious. People that do this sort of thing must be celibate.
People that live in the real world ride the hell out of their chains, replace 'em at 1500 or so, and chase girls.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-10, 05:03 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,445
Posted By Uni-Vibe

(edited; see post below)

(edited; see post below)
Forum: Road Cycling
07-24-10, 04:46 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 420
Posted By Uni-Vibe

well, if I were single, it'd be fun & games with...

well, if I were single, it'd be fun & games with girls 1/2 my age or less, because cycling keeps me in excellent shape.

But since I'm not . . . . I sleep soundly.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-23-10, 01:27 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,294
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Dude. It's a bike chain. It's exposed to dust,...

Dude. It's a bike chain. It's exposed to dust, water, etc. Run it till it dies, put on a new one.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-23-10, 01:26 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 621
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Ride it in Houston.

Ride it in Houston.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-23-10, 01:24 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,692
Posted By Uni-Vibe

I'd go online to deathphones.com. Theirs...

I'd go online to deathphones.com.

Theirs are guaranteed to stay on even when that truck you didn't hear rear-ends you.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-22-10, 03:39 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,159
Posted By Uni-Vibe

This is why you buy from your Local Bike Shop...

This is why you buy from your Local Bike Shop rather than internet pirates.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-22-10, 07:13 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 308
Posted By Uni-Vibe

I'd pay MORE for a used bike, if it was...

I'd pay MORE for a used bike, if it was previously ridden by Sung-Hi Lee.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-22-10, 07:12 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,256
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Yep. A good road bike (full carbon, Ultegra)...

Yep. A good road bike (full carbon, Ultegra) costs a fraction of what cardiac surgery, or long-term diabetes care, or stroke rehabilitation costs.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-21-10, 06:22 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 664
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Make sure your defensive weapon is polymer or...

Make sure your defensive weapon is polymer or stainless steel. Ordinary gunmetal will rust quickly.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-21-10, 06:20 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 390
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Depends on how strongly you believe in the...

Depends on how strongly you believe in the presumption of innocence.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-20-10, 04:37 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,478
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Jet propulsion.

Jet propulsion.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-17-10, 04:59 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 5,732
Posted By Uni-Vibe

How long do you keep your chicks?

How long do you keep your chicks?
Forum: Road Cycling
07-17-10, 10:23 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,317
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Sort of like upgrading girlfriends.

Sort of like upgrading girlfriends.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-17-10, 10:22 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,039
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Don't buy the Rav-X. It's poo poo.

Don't buy the Rav-X. It's poo poo.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-10, 07:39 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 502
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Ksyrium Elite > R500

Ksyrium Elite > R500
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-10, 07:38 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,836
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Could you please define "spoiler"

so we know what NOT to post?
Forum: Road Cycling
07-10-10, 07:40 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 868
Posted By Uni-Vibe

SRAM chain works fine w/Ultegra, but it's damned...

SRAM chain works fine w/Ultegra, but it's damned noisy. my next chain will be Ultegra or KMC.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-10-10, 02:51 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 643
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Dude, you kidding? This is internet cycling....

Dude, you kidding? This is internet cycling. Replace those pads when they're brand new, with something five times as expensive.

(Since you live in Kalifornia, you have extra money available that...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-10-10, 10:11 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,392
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Why do girls with great figures have the dimples...

Why do girls with great figures have the dimples in their back above their rears?

Aerodynamics.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-10-10, 10:06 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 895
Posted By Uni-Vibe

This ...

This

http://www.parktool.com/products/detail.asp?cat=27&item=PW%2D4
is what you need to remove pedals.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-10-10, 10:04 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,037
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Not a good idea. Cyclists are limited to...

Not a good idea.

Cyclists are limited to compact firearms such as small semi-autos and snub nose revolvers.

SUV drivers can, and do, carry assault rifles or shotguns.

No contest.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-08-10, 08:44 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,307
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Um, let's see. Two scenarios: 1. You're...

Um, let's see. Two scenarios:

1. You're in San Diego, 73 degrees, 40% humidity.
2. You're in Houston, 102 degrees, 85% humidity.

Now, who do you think is going faster?
Forum: Road Cycling
07-08-10, 08:38 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 5,733
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Wilson Combat magazines for M1911 .45 handguns. ...

Wilson Combat magazines for M1911 .45 handguns.
http://shopwilsoncombat.com/Compact-Officers-1911/products/3/
Costly, but you can trust your life to them.

NHMTG magazines for AR-15 rifles....
Forum: Road Cycling
07-06-10, 09:31 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 538
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Compact 9mm or .380 semi-auto, or .38 snubnose...

Compact 9mm or .380 semi-auto, or .38 snubnose revolver.

Check local laws.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-06-10, 04:15 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,290
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Oh hell yeah. The bike is stiff when you stomp...

Oh hell yeah. The bike is stiff when you stomp it, comfortable on longer rides. Handling is quick and sure. Puts your pedal power to the ground efficiently. Factory wheels should be upgraded,...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-04-10, 05:25 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 4,241
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Way cool work. Looks to be totally bulletproof...

Way cool work. Looks to be totally bulletproof construction. Hat's off for good design and engineering.

I do, however, have an additional objection to raise: How do you keep that system clean?...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-10, 09:06 PM
Replies: 191
Views: 7,981
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Pooh. East Tejas is flat as a billiard...

Pooh.

East Tejas is flat as a billiard table. Texans don't coast. They burn calories every second.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-10, 09:02 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,115
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Riding no hands on descents, I field-strip and ...

Riding no hands on descents, I field-strip and clean my piece. Bore brush, powder solvent, a couple of clean patches--by the time you're at the bottom of the hill, you've done your function check...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-10, 08:57 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,418
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Compact 9mm or snubbie .38, to take care of any...

Compact 9mm or snubbie .38, to take care of any road exigencies.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-01-10, 08:56 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 14,408
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Texas. Because it is Texas.

Texas.

Because it is Texas.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-30-10, 09:20 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,056
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Kimber : link : ...

Kimber : link : (http://www.competitivecyclist.com/road-bikes/product-accessories/2010-kimber-pepperblaster-ii-7730.2323.1.html)is your friend for Dogs and unwanted road rages....
Video of it in...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-26-10, 07:02 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,570
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Assuming the bottles are large bike bottles (750...

Assuming the bottles are large bike bottles (750 ml, more or less), plus two one-liter Powerades, that's a total of 8 litres of fluid. Two US gallons, approx. Uni-Vibe rides 50 miles in a morning...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-24-10, 07:42 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,745
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Upgrade. Dump that triple chainwheel while...

Upgrade. Dump that triple chainwheel while you're at it.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-24-10, 07:40 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 3,201
Posted By Uni-Vibe

No, they're made to help out the halo-vest and...

No, they're made to help out the halo-vest and powered wheelchair industries.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-24-10, 07:39 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,056
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Lay down suppression fire with your water bottle,...

Lay down suppression fire with your water bottle, ride off into the sunset.

Man > dog.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-24-10, 07:38 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,490
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Dude. Cycling is all about the fashion. You...

Dude. Cycling is all about the fashion. You will be smirked at by the cycling fashionistas.

I'm not kidding, it's like wearing a pocket protector to a banquet.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-23-10, 01:24 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,924
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Dude. Don't sweat it. Sixty miles on...

Dude.

Don't sweat it.

Sixty miles on a bike is way more than the Average American could even dream of doing. The Average American is obese, flabby, and it's all he can do to walk to the car...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-19-10, 11:44 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,598
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Get a bag big enough to carry a compact 9mm or a...

Get a bag big enough to carry a compact 9mm or a snubbie .38, in addition to all your other tools.

The posers will call you a Fred, but better be fred than dead.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-12-10, 06:45 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 4,113
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Not everyone is native English speaker.

Not everyone is native English speaker.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-12-10, 06:44 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,621
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Dude. On a two lane Texas road, you just...

Dude.

On a two lane Texas road, you just stop at a place where there are no farm houses nearby, make sure no cars are coming, drop that Spandex and drop a load. Ain't no big thing.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-04-10, 04:51 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 979
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Don't bother checking the chain. Replace the...

Don't bother checking the chain. Replace the chain every 1500 miles.
"Rotating" among two or more partially used chains--a procedure some will recommend--is a comical waste of time.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-01-10, 09:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,370
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Checking the safety on your piece.

Checking the safety on your piece.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-01-10, 09:25 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,828
Posted By Uni-Vibe

How should a cyclist shave his legs? He...

How should a cyclist shave his legs?

He should get a couple of pretty Korean or Vietnamese girls to do it for him!
Forum: Road Cycling
06-01-10, 09:23 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,597
Posted By Uni-Vibe

You should be scared, riding a bike in NYC. NYC...

You should be scared, riding a bike in NYC. NYC has had strict gun control since the 1930s. This means the thugs know you're unarmed prey.

Better to move to a Free state like Texas. The...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-31-10, 01:57 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,366
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Y'all are all posers. My water bottles are...

Y'all are all posers.

My water bottles are carbon fiber!
Forum: Road Cycling
05-31-10, 01:55 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,430
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Bad idea. On the road your ears are life.

Bad idea. On the road your ears are life.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-30-10, 05:01 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,932
Posted By Uni-Vibe

Because it gets a hell of a lot hotter in Texas...

Because it gets a hell of a lot hotter in Texas than it does in Belgium. That's why Texans swill Gatorade.
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