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07-02-22, 10:09 AM
Replies: 135
Views: 3,281
Posted By caloso

Huh. Back when I was drinking, I would...

Huh.

Back when I was drinking, I would pretty much drink anything that had alcohol in it. But I can’t say I ever recall ever drinking dumpster vodka. (I can’t definitively say it never happened,...
07-01-22, 08:53 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 3,281
Posted By tomato coupe

Now that I think about it, I might have tossed...

Now that I think about it, I might have tossed the knife in a dumpster. My memory is a little fuzzy, because I was knee deep in a bottle of vodka afterwards.
07-01-22, 08:36 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 3,281
Posted By m.c.

Riding around town with a big knife and half...

Riding around town with a big knife and half empty bottle of vodka sounds exciting,

I don’t think I’d touch the knife, I’d be worried it’s a murder weapon.
07-01-22, 08:21 PM
Replies: 135
Views: 3,281
Posted By njkayaker

Yum! Dumpster vodka. You gonna drink it?

Yum! Dumpster vodka. You gonna drink it?
06-30-22, 07:46 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 2,303
Posted By Fahrenheit531

Ride one-handed. It's five minutes away. Do we...

Ride one-handed. It's five minutes away. Do we really need the internet for this sort of thing?
06-17-22, 11:57 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 5,491
Posted By urbanknight

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06-16-22, 04:46 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 5,491
Posted By Steve B.

Not stupid but funny, was out on a road ride and...

Not stupid but funny, was out on a road ride and stopped at a light, a car pulled alongside my right side. I was wearing my bright yellow club jersey, the Long Island Bicycle Club, jersey only had...
06-16-22, 01:02 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 5,491
Posted By Polaris OBark

The "I pay taxes" entitled whine, with the...

The "I pay taxes" entitled whine, with the implication that the (adult) cyclist doesn't.
06-09-22, 08:42 AM
Replies: 346
Views: 7,439
Posted By seypat

If you're going to practice crashing, you need to...

If you're going to practice crashing, you need to learn how to crash into a fire/flames.

In all seriousness however, wherever you have muscle, that's what needs to hit the ground first. Flex it...
06-09-22, 05:24 AM
Replies: 346
Views: 7,439
Posted By Koyote

This is like an article in The Onion.

This is like an article in The Onion.
06-09-22, 05:18 AM
Replies: 346
Views: 7,439
Posted By beng1

Crashing techniques and styles

Crashing on bicycles is an inevitable part of riding them, so it makes sense to study and even practice what to do at that point of no return, when you know you and the bike are going to hit the...
Forum: Commuting
05-18-22, 12:18 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,041
Posted By ascherer

...or people leaving crap in my basket. Only...

...or people leaving crap in my basket. Only happened once.
04-26-22, 11:30 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 3,126
Posted By livedarklions

Maybe it was the bicycle of his slain enemy and...

Maybe it was the bicycle of his slain enemy and he was carting it back as a trophy.
Forum: Commuting
03-24-22, 04:36 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,730
Posted By flangehead

Example On-Commute Errand

I happened to get a grocery order on my way home so example of my reasonable “unexpected errand” capacity:

...
Forum: Commuting
03-22-22, 11:40 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,730
Posted By flangehead

I both commute and run errands. However,...

I both commute and run errands. However, stopping off for something unexpected on my commute is limited to at most 2 bags of groceries and a light bulky item. Normal commute bike is steel touring...
03-16-22, 06:46 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,244
Posted By CAT7RDR

Get a tandem. Hire an Executive Assistant that...

Get a tandem.
Hire an Executive Assistant that has experience with shorthand and as a stoker.
Problem solved.

When can we expect your book of brilliant thoughts to be on Amazon?
03-16-22, 05:40 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,244
Posted By Hobbiano

So you know they were brilliant but you just...

So you know they were brilliant but you just can't remember them?
02-07-22, 06:02 AM
Replies: 226
Views: 9,873
Posted By Chuck M

In my town, we have many signs that explain...

In my town, we have many signs that explain bicycles can use the entire lane. In fact it is a state law. The law would also require that motorists give at least three feet of space to overtake a...
01-19-22, 07:09 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,409
Posted By Comfort is King

I feel bad for the "real" delivery cyclists, the...

I feel bad for the "real" delivery cyclists, the ones who delivered because they just wanted to be on their bikes. Now they are forced to be on e-bikes. Before, if you were a fast cyclist, you could...
01-18-22, 03:32 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 851
Posted By coffeesnob

mr clean magic eraser

mr clean magic eraser
01-18-22, 11:27 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,118
Posted By MoAlpha

My plan is to flag down a passerby and warm my...

My plan is to flag down a passerby and warm my hands in their armpits.
01-16-22, 03:19 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,118
Posted By cjenrick

wheel mounted with the new notch and spacer. ...

wheel mounted with the new notch and spacer.

you want to fab and mount the bracket so that when the wheel is mounted , there will be a contact point between the tire and the rack (red arrow) which...
01-16-22, 08:33 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,118
Posted By tkamd73

I get the spare wheel, but not the hamburger and...

I get the spare wheel, but not the hamburger and fries, you can’t ride a bicycle through the drive through where I live. Hamburger and fries will give you a spare tire though, that’s what I thought...
01-16-22, 01:09 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,118
Posted By cjenrick

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01-15-22, 12:37 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,872
Posted By bike eagle

A Funny Dog & Bicycling Meme

We've all had scary run-ins with dogs, but this meme made me laugh, so I thought you guys would appreciate it. Enjoy!
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01-05-22, 09:02 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 862
Posted By Koyote

My bike quit smoking a while back, and now it...

My bike quit smoking a while back, and now it feels much better.
01-04-22, 01:21 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By Korina

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01-04-22, 01:18 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By Korina

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01-04-22, 12:40 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By badger1

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01-04-22, 10:54 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By shelbyfv

For my birthday

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01-04-22, 08:00 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By thumpism

...except in The Stand by Stephen King. ...

...except in The Stand by Stephen King.
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01-03-22, 01:28 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By P!N20

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01-02-22, 07:35 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By C0UG4R

Not really a meme but I found it funny. ...

Not really a meme but I found it funny.
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01-02-22, 07:20 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By Roger M

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01-02-22, 07:17 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By RiddleOfSteel

This should be a good thread. Memes are the best....

This should be a good thread. Memes are the best. :)

Probably my favorite here, and explanation of why I and a lot of people get turned off to soccer, even if it is a lot of fun to play (and I did...
01-02-22, 07:10 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By Roger M

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01-02-22, 06:14 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,619
Posted By Roger M

Bike Meme Thread

First off, if this isn't allowed, Mods please delete.

My son went on a meme texting rampage this weekend(all directed at me). I thought they're pretty funny, and can relate to them.

So post em...
12-17-21, 01:43 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,355
Posted By mstateglfr

Luca- a recent Disney/Pixar movie where a kid...

Luca- a recent Disney/Pixar movie where a kid races a bike to win a vespa. Its a bike race movie, but sort of a triathlon movie since the race involves swimming, pasta eating, and cycling.
...
12-14-21, 04:54 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,122
Posted By seypat

Waking up in the morning on this side of the...

Waking up in the morning on this side of the grass. People seem to take that for granted.
12-13-21, 11:57 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,122
Posted By OldTryGuy

It's those "simple things in life" that can be...

It's those "simple things in life" that can be most satisfying at the end of a long day's ride.



Had "MY boys" removed thanks to PCa(Prostate Cancer). Fastest 10 pound loss in my life, long...
12-04-21, 08:08 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,152
Posted By JoeyBike

Exactly! 1 in 10 motorists where I live signal...

Exactly! 1 in 10 motorists where I live signal their moves, if that many. A couple weeks ago I ran a short errand in my car and EVERYBODY i encountered used their indicator. About 6 motorists total....
12-03-21, 12:24 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,406
Posted By raceboy

I’m sure the cops concluded that the cyclists...

I’m sure the cops concluded that the cyclists inside the bike shop caused the crash.
12-01-21, 06:27 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,244
Posted By 70sSanO

Additional there is NOS value, which typically...

Additional there is NOS value, which typically defies logic in that an obsolete component is deemed more valuable merely because a generation believes it represents the pinnacle of manufacturing or...
Forum: Commuting
12-01-21, 05:08 PM
Replies: 15,597
Views: 12,034,990
Posted By caribou22

Used a short piece of angle aluminum, and drilled...

Used a short piece of angle aluminum, and drilled four holes in it (two for connecting to the rack, two for the thermos). Drilled and caulked the holes in thermos and bolted it all together with SS...
11-09-21, 04:34 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 5,177
Posted By flangehead

Situational Awareness

Maintain situational awareness at all times. That’s a big wrapper on lots of details that you will learn on your own.

Learn the common risk situations. There are lots of resources like...
11-01-21, 08:14 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,964
Posted By FireWaterBoy

Hand Drawn Pinarello

*I'm not sure if this is the right thread to post this but didn't know where to put it*

I've always had a real love for late 90's early 00's road bikes. My dream bike was/is the Pinarello Galileo...
10-28-21, 10:03 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,561
Posted By OldTryGuy

AND my 2002 bought in TARGET, $100.00 Magna...

AND my 2002 bought in TARGET, $100.00 Magna 7speed with 1.25" fork travel and 1" seatpost travel with 15,000+ fun filled and abusive miles certainly sucks.
10-28-21, 07:23 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,561
Posted By RidesaCarlton

Please laugh with me, not at me

Two weeks ago, I picked up a bicycle out of a ditch.

I took it home fixed the flats, tightened the bottom bracket, loosened the cones on the front wheel, glued the saddle back together, oiled the...
10-22-21, 12:28 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,620
Posted By wolfchild

100% waterproof and 100% breathable doesn't...

100% waterproof and 100% breathable doesn't exist, the isn't a fabric out there that can keep water out and let sweat out at the same time...You have a choice, you can either accept getting wet with...
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