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05-10-15, 04:52 PM
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Posted By Zen Existence

80's Bicycling/Road Bike Action/Cyclist magazines?

This is going to seem like an odd request, but does anyone know of any kind of online archive for older cycling magazine covers, especially from the 80s?
I'd like to get a look at some of magazines...
05-01-08, 06:13 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,749
Posted By Zen Existence

Never thought I'd like a red and white color...

Never thought I'd like a red and white color combo but the Capo is damn sweet.
04-30-08, 08:42 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 698
Posted By Zen Existence

I eat apples. And by 'eat apples' I mean I...

I eat apples.

And by 'eat apples' I mean I repeatedly run into a concrete wall while sporting a hard-on, multiple times.
04-13-08, 01:44 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 8,049
Posted By Zen Existence

You're right, he should probably asked him to...

You're right, he should probably asked him to stop, said please a few times, whimpered a little bit and then said please again while simply offering a hug.

Oh for christs sake, it's called...
04-02-08, 07:58 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 5,287
Posted By Zen Existence

I simply fashioned my bike out of a spectacular...

I simply fashioned my bike out of a spectacular mash of dog food, ketchup and balogna. When said canine attacks I just throw my two-wheeled tasty treat at 'em. Then I skip gaily home whistling...
10-20-07, 01:37 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Thanks, Michael. Goooo klonopin.

Thanks, Michael. Goooo klonopin.
10-20-07, 09:28 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Heading to 66 in a bit to get the bike worked on...

Heading to 66 in a bit to get the bike worked on ...
10-20-07, 08:30 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Anything going on in da Burg tonight?

Anything going on in da Burg tonight?
10-18-07, 09:34 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,833
Posted By Zen Existence

37. No adult diapers yet.

37. No adult diapers yet.
10-18-07, 08:35 PM
Replies: 280
Views: 6,791
Posted By Zen Existence

Safety orange, yo!

Safety orange, yo!
10-15-07, 04:29 PM
Replies: 280
Views: 6,791
Posted By Zen Existence

Heya Mike -- did you sponsor When Bikes Attack...

Heya Mike -- did you sponsor When Bikes Attack last weekend in St Pete? If so, I won your u-lock bag -- by getting hit by a car.
It was worth it, though.
10-14-07, 06:55 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 919
Posted By Zen Existence

Thanks folks, for the race and for those that ran...

Thanks folks, for the race and for those that ran the cheeckpoints.
The race was a blast -- confusing as hell -- but a blast. I'm kinda hazy on the results so please post them?
Also, Michael,...
10-12-07, 04:19 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 908
Posted By Zen Existence

Damn you Ryan. The luv is gone.

Damn you Ryan.

The luv is gone.
10-10-07, 11:57 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 919
Posted By Zen Existence

I'll be there as will my brother. No Raquel;...

I'll be there as will my brother.
No Raquel; she has to work.
Plus she's half-Chinese, racists wouldn't like her.
10-03-07, 12:30 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Holla if you're looking for others to ride. My...

Holla if you're looking for others to ride. My brother and I ride pretty frequently but got bored of downtown, other people to ride with would spice that up.

Yes, Robb, I said 'holla'.
10-03-07, 12:27 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

No, my man, I don't do Applebees, I'm a devout...

No, my man, I don't do Applebees, I'm a devout follower of Chilis.
09-18-07, 04:42 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Roger that, young Luke. Todd, got the...

Roger that, young Luke.

Todd, got the text, my brother said 'thanks anyway'.

I am entertaining the idea of attending this Chicago shindig. In bobby socks and a diaper. Which doesn't...
09-12-07, 02:30 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Oh no you didn't. Damn, Michael. Just ... damn.

Oh no you didn't. Damn, Michael. Just ... damn.
09-12-07, 08:08 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

I am bummed beyond words that I missed this and...

I am bummed beyond words that I missed this and the pictures make it 100x worse.
I'm miserable.
I've spent 22 of the last 48 hours in my office.
I hate work.
I hate being broke, even...
09-06-07, 01:18 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Dat's da one.

Dat's da one.
09-06-07, 11:00 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Damn, I am totally bummed I am going to miss...

Damn, I am totally bummed I am going to miss this.

Taylor, yeah I texted you multiple times since Sunday and called you today. It's no problem for me to drop the pedals off, I've just been really...
09-05-07, 09:07 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Happy birthday, Luke. I hope you had a hooker...

Happy birthday, Luke. I hope you had a hooker for your birthday.

Happy birthday, Jamey. Step away from the hooker for your birthday.

Get bent, Robb, you hooker.

I love you Todd.

Danny,...
08-18-07, 11:17 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

You are so 12 it hurts.

You are so 12 it hurts.
08-13-07, 01:24 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

I love pie.

I love pie.
08-13-07, 12:15 PM
Replies: 280
Views: 6,791
Posted By Zen Existence

Jacksonville, grasshoppa, it's The Sunday Sixer...

Jacksonville, grasshoppa, it's The Sunday Sixer on September 2nd. Not G-ville, but it's not THAT far away.
Plus Mike Arena loves to give people rides.
08-13-07, 10:25 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 535
Posted By Zen Existence

It seems so damn complicated.

It seems so damn complicated.
08-12-07, 01:10 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Great fun Jeff, thanks, good stuff although I...

Great fun Jeff, thanks, good stuff although I still want to kick someone in the shins for making us do 10 bat spins and not 5; I almost threw up.
Thanks to Todd for giving me a place to hang prior...
08-11-07, 09:01 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,430
Posted By Zen Existence

Understandably so, especially if your sit bones...

Understandably so, especially if your sit bones bring more in take-home pay than your perenium, which I assume is the case.
I mean, really, have you heard of a perenium making good money? Of...
08-10-07, 10:56 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

For those that DON'T know where the Clearwater...

For those that DON'T know where the Clearwater Bridge is (i.e., other Tampa crew coming) wanna spit out some directions if they're taking the Courtney Campbell Causeway?
08-07-07, 04:04 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,679
Posted By Zen Existence

Damn Toddrick, thanks for pimpin' me on that page...

Damn Toddrick, thanks for pimpin' me on that page -- I getz da free swag or what? Good stuff. Good sponsor.
08-07-07, 04:01 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,162
Posted By Zen Existence

Been there, done that, eaten **** as a result. ...

Been there, done that, eaten **** as a result. Not to mention busted my head open. The tracks blame the beer, I blame the tracks -- all was cured through much more beer and the understanding that I...
08-06-07, 09:14 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Sorry, ladies, will be in wh0re-lando with Mickey...

Sorry, ladies, will be in wh0re-lando with Mickey Rat and Robb's Mom (aka Goofy) gettin' drunk around the world at Epcot and riding roller coasters.
Will be at the race Saturday though. With all...
07-28-07, 07:32 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,107
Posted By Zen Existence

I prefer Rectum Supporter, but that could just be...

I prefer Rectum Supporter, but that could just be me ...
07-28-07, 07:22 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Gah, I always get to these posts late! I missed...

Gah, I always get to these posts late! I missed a swap meet AND Jamey's sister? F$%K!

Will be in St Pete a bit today, need to talk to Mike at 66 and need to hit NE for a few.

I know I've...
07-28-07, 07:06 AM
Replies: 256
Views: 14,317
Posted By Zen Existence

I was riding home last night -- after a nice cold...

I was riding home last night -- after a nice cold beer in some nice cold A/C at a nice bar -- when an SUV full of nice obese latina women yelled out, "Heyyyy pookie-butt."
Hmmm, I'm pretty sure my...
07-25-07, 08:46 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Luke, answer your damn texts, son. Not sure...

Luke, answer your damn texts, son.

Not sure if I'll even be in town Saturday, plus my narrow (albeit finely sculpted and delectable) ass would hate me after 125 miles on a seat. MAYBE a standard...
07-24-07, 06:03 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 433
Posted By Zen Existence

Yeah, noon? Doesn't make much sense if you want...

Yeah, noon? Doesn't make much sense if you want people to travel to your race. See you next time you have a Saturday race -- hope it's soon, I hear they're a blast.
07-23-07, 09:18 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 795
Posted By Zen Existence

+grrr-animals

+grrr-animals
07-23-07, 06:00 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

I might be down, will have to check with work. I...

I might be down, will have to check with work. I still want to play some damn polo ...
07-22-07, 08:32 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Todd, you're in San Fran? Never noticed you were...

Todd, you're in San Fran? Never noticed you were gone.
07-21-07, 04:57 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Same here, too much going on job-wise during the...

Same here, too much going on job-wise during the week.
07-20-07, 03:55 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

A) What the hell are you getting at? B) ...

A) What the hell are you getting at?

B) This board all of a sudden died pretty much, didn't it? Wow.
07-18-07, 09:55 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

I'll be in 'da Burg Saturday night with a few...

I'll be in 'da Burg Saturday night with a few people -- what're we riding? We need a drink-ride-drink-ride scenario ...
07-17-07, 06:01 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Ugh, disregard my mass text last night -- I...

Ugh, disregard my mass text last night -- I thought yesterday was Tuesday night. I was checking to see who wanted to ride Tampa on Wednesday, not today.

Meeting at The Hubb around 7-ish...
07-16-07, 09:13 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,083
Posted By Zen Existence

+aliens on this wrench. I bought a cheaper one...

+aliens on this wrench. I bought a cheaper one (it blew) and then my girl decided to pick this one up. Can't say enough good things about it.
07-15-07, 08:33 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Still have limited internet access. You know you...

Still have limited internet access. You know you all miss me. We be riding Tampa Wednesday if anyone is down.

Yep, I remember you Instgator, welcome to the forums.

So let me live...
07-09-07, 08:37 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Sorry everyone, I wasn't down to race, as I was...

Sorry everyone, I wasn't down to race, as I was still hurting from The 4th.
We still rode all day Saturday from about 2PM to 2AM with my brother and Hank. Although, after careful recollection of...
07-05-07, 03:00 PM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

I was so hung over I could barely check if I was...

I was so hung over I could barely check if I was wearing pants (I was), nevermind actually looking for something ...
07-05-07, 11:46 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

Robb stole my Lemond.

Robb stole my Lemond.
07-04-07, 06:22 AM
Replies: 2,568
Views: 49,107
Posted By Zen Existence

That's nothing, try his old number -- it's the...

That's nothing, try his old number -- it's the voice of a very angry black man stating that he is NOT Robb Hohmann and unless you are calling for him and not Robb, there is no reason to leave a...
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