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Forum: Commuting
11-26-10, 03:57 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 883
Posted By fredgarvin7

Does this guy want a bike or a sex partner???

Does this guy want a bike or a sex partner???
Forum: Commuting
11-26-10, 03:44 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 347
Posted By fredgarvin7

And I thought RECUMBENTS were a bit odd....

won't let me delete this duplicate post OR correct the spelling in the OTHER TITLE!
Forum: Commuting
11-26-10, 03:32 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 883
Posted By fredgarvin7

And I thought RECUMBANTS were a bit odd....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpiwDQr7OTs&feature=related

Whattya fink?
Forum: Commuting
11-26-10, 03:03 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,432
Posted By fredgarvin7

vid of sidecar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7jvm1APU9A&feature=related

The poster of this clip displays all the safety features of the sidecar, then rides at dusk (street lights ON) with no lights....as a...
Forum: Commuting
11-22-10, 10:07 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 700
Posted By fredgarvin7

Such hostility. Were YOU the ninja?

Such hostility. Were YOU the ninja?
Forum: Commuting
11-19-10, 12:54 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 700
Posted By fredgarvin7

Then I hope YOU harrass HIM by crashing headlong...

Then I hope YOU harrass HIM by crashing headlong into him some moonless night! :D Just kidding!
Besides I wasn't HARASSING him> I was WARNING him he was INVISIBLE!
Forum: Commuting
11-19-10, 12:50 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 700
Posted By fredgarvin7

I want to see BONE and brain tissue!!!! Ooops, I...

I want to see BONE and brain tissue!!!! Ooops, I forgot. These folks are nobility: Baron of Grey Matter.
11-19-10, 12:44 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 4,700
Posted By fredgarvin7

The one 50 YARDS from my street is a NIGHTMARE!...

The one 50 YARDS from my street is a NIGHTMARE! Here in NJ the vehicle ENTERING has the ROW! This one is a beaut. Wide enough for 2 lanes, but they are UNMARKED so people drift over as they please....
Forum: Commuting
11-19-10, 12:14 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 700
Posted By fredgarvin7

Karma? Bah! Humbug!!!

About a week ago I passed a salmon ninja who was of course, being a salmon riding across fom me on the other side of the road. He was SUCH a Ninja that he apparently had NO reflectors and was...
Forum: Commuting
11-13-10, 03:36 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 2,355
Posted By fredgarvin7

Probably crossing the bridge that the Ogre lives...

Probably crossing the bridge that the Ogre lives under.
Forum: Commuting
11-13-10, 03:09 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 719
Posted By fredgarvin7

Yup, the kind of household where the first person...

Yup, the kind of household where the first person to get up in the morning is the best dressed.

"Dammit Jethro, ya got the cotton pickin' hushpuppies and the CLEAN socks aggin."
Forum: Commuting
11-13-10, 02:54 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,519
Posted By fredgarvin7

Actually, I'd prefer parking my bike 5 miles away...

Actually, I'd prefer parking my bike 5 miles away in a high crime area. Second choice: The side of a cliff, hanging precariously above an active volcano.
Forum: Commuting
11-13-10, 02:46 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 785
Posted By fredgarvin7

Nice article. The thing IS...where has the media...

Nice article. The thing IS...where has the media been living, lo these many years? The reporter could have written this story about probably 95% of the members here. Next big headline? "Man Catches...
Forum: Commuting
11-12-10, 11:47 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,487
Posted By fredgarvin7

NOT after Labor Day!

NOT after Labor Day!
Forum: Commuting
11-11-10, 02:38 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,945
Posted By fredgarvin7

Things be definately gettin' NASTY 'roun' heah......

Things be definately gettin' NASTY 'roun' heah... Two days ago a cretin blew his horn FIVE times as he passed while crowding me on a shoulderless road whose right edge is one inch from the curb. Last...
Forum: Commuting
11-09-10, 01:23 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 4,103
Posted By fredgarvin7

Which is WHY I made low-cost (but effective)...

Which is WHY I made low-cost (but effective) lights for ALL my bikes.In my thread, everyone said I should have switched out my GOOD lights from my primary commuter. That's great if you never forget...
Forum: Commuting
11-09-10, 01:07 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 6,101
Posted By fredgarvin7

Try the one on Cambell's microwavable soup: "...

Try the one on Cambell's microwavable soup: " Heat soup for 2 1/2 to 3 minutes. CAUTION : Product may be HOT"

What's GREAT is, that the people who NEED the warning are much too STOOOOPID to have...
Forum: Commuting
11-09-10, 01:02 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 654
Posted By fredgarvin7

I have headlights but they aren't that effective...

I have headlights but they aren't that effective if the idiot Ninja has NO REFLECTORS! I have NEARLY clipped TWO ninjas that gave themselves away by having reflectors on the pedals. The simple fact...
Forum: Commuting
11-09-10, 11:57 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,945
Posted By fredgarvin7

Your friend could have also said..."Um, waiting...

Your friend could have also said..."Um, waiting for the light to turn green."
Forum: Commuting
11-09-10, 11:54 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 6,101
Posted By fredgarvin7

Just don't ride the bike in California while...

Just don't ride the bike in California while carrying a gas can in the cargo net and you should be fine.
Forum: Commuting
11-09-10, 11:07 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,945
Posted By fredgarvin7

Even for a cager he was an IDIOT!!!!

Was waiting in the left turn lane for the light to change. As he crossed in front of me the while making his own left, cager told me "Sidewalk!". Which would have been stupid even if there had BEEN a...
Forum: Commuting
11-09-10, 11:00 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 654
Posted By fredgarvin7

Lights & reflectors = NON ninja!

Lights & reflectors = NON ninja!
Forum: Commuting
11-01-10, 11:46 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,494
Posted By fredgarvin7

Cptjohn: Driving with your windows open . because...

Cptjohn: Driving with your windows open . because of the greatly increased wind resistance actually uses as much gas as the AC! TRUE FACT! Go ahead and crank it UP!
Forum: Commuting
10-29-10, 01:03 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,772
Posted By fredgarvin7

I would love an "All rants all the time"...

I would love an "All rants all the time" thread."
Forum: Commuting
10-29-10, 10:23 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,953
Posted By fredgarvin7

Whatever you do DON't buy the one that says...

Whatever you do DON't buy the one that says "DON'T HONK AT ME"! Unless of course you're unbearably bored & lonely...
Forum: Commuting
10-29-10, 09:35 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,494
Posted By fredgarvin7

The worst directions POSIBLE!

Back in the Stone Age, when I was a HS kid, I worked at a gas station. This was back b4 the huge canopies that protect the pump area today. Often instead of pulling up to the office and coming in to...
Forum: Commuting
10-18-10, 09:03 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 4,957
Posted By fredgarvin7

Opinions are like ********. Everybody has one and...

Opinions are like ********. Everybody has one and most of 'em STINK!
Forum: Commuting
10-16-10, 12:48 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,740
Posted By fredgarvin7

+1

+1
Forum: Commuting
10-16-10, 12:39 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 776
Posted By fredgarvin7

They same guy that invented presta valves...

They same guy that invented presta valves invented the low-flow toilet!
Forum: Commuting
10-12-10, 08:45 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 892
Posted By fredgarvin7

Well, thank God she was on a road bike.

Well, thank God she was on a road bike.
Forum: Commuting
10-12-10, 08:36 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,918
Posted By fredgarvin7

I recently read a study that showed that...

I recently read a study that showed that "multitaskers" are deluding themselves if they believe they can efficiently perform more than one task simultaneously. The study found that almost always,...
Forum: Commuting
10-09-10, 04:24 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 519
Posted By fredgarvin7

But you must remember "Pride goeth BEFORE a...

But you must remember "Pride goeth BEFORE a fall".
Forum: Commuting
10-09-10, 04:21 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 6,160
Posted By fredgarvin7

Then there is George Carlin's solution. " Stick a...

Then there is George Carlin's solution. " Stick a bay leaf under each armpit . It won't stop you from perspiring but you smell like SOUP."
Forum: Commuting
10-09-10, 03:53 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,918
Posted By fredgarvin7

RANT within a RANT! "Non-idiot SUV...

RANT within a RANT!


"Non-idiot SUV driver checking out. "


I won't say that such a person DOESN'T exist, but they're RARE. SUV's are heavier than station wagons and thus do more damage...
Forum: Commuting
10-09-10, 03:37 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,918
Posted By fredgarvin7

"Or you can think of it as a right of passage." ...

"Or you can think of it as a right of passage."

Your "right" is WRONG. You mean, of course "rite" of passage. Sorry, couldn't resist a bad pun.
Forum: Commuting
10-09-10, 03:28 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,434
Posted By fredgarvin7

Pardon me, but who or what is a "serve"?

Pardon me, but who or what is a "serve"?
Forum: Commuting
10-09-10, 03:24 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 892
Posted By fredgarvin7

"She's the terror of Colorado Blvd."

Well this lil ol' lady wasn't from Pasadena, but she sure was moving! I was talking my autistic sister to breakfast on the tandem, when suddenly we were passed by this phenom. I realized several...
Forum: Commuting
10-09-10, 03:07 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 912
Posted By fredgarvin7

Hmmmm. Signal my intent? That's just what their...

Hmmmm. Signal my intent? That's just what their EXPECTING me to do!
Forum: Commuting
10-02-10, 01:51 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 550
Posted By fredgarvin7

Hmmm. If you turned around and caught up with one...

Hmmm. If you turned around and caught up with one of these guys, then beat him in a race badly, would he be then -wait for it- smoked salmon?
Forum: Commuting
09-24-10, 09:59 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,452
Posted By fredgarvin7

I don't usually yell unless they yell first, like...

I don't usually yell unless they yell first, like the genteel lady who slowed down while coming toward me as I was in the left lane preparatory to making a left. "Get out of the F---ing street!" My...
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 12:30 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,612
Posted By fredgarvin7

"Honessh ossifer. I was jessh owt ridin' muh...

"Honessh ossifer. I was jessh owt ridin' muh bike...."
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 12:24 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 443
Posted By fredgarvin7

Remember Capt. Over getting his copy of "Sperm"...

Remember Capt. Over getting his copy of "Sperm" magazine at the airport newsstand? Priceless!
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 12:19 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 443
Posted By fredgarvin7

An hour later you feel like riding your bike...

An hour later you feel like riding your bike again?
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 12:12 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 443
Posted By fredgarvin7

No. I'm usually too busy flossing my teeth.

No. I'm usually too busy flossing my teeth.
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 12:09 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,765
Posted By fredgarvin7

You LIE! That IS me!!!!

You LIE! That IS me!!!!
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 12:05 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 624
Posted By fredgarvin7

"Not taking a shower for a month won't kill...

"Not taking a shower for a month won't kill you,ask any Frenchmen. "

Sacre BLEU! Zis a STAIN upon zee honor of FRANCE!!

French to Germans in WWII: "Table for 500,000? March zis way."
...
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 11:44 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,337
Posted By fredgarvin7

Close, Jtkyg. But the ones I use have 9 led lites...

Close, Jtkyg. But the ones I use have 9 led lites not 4. The "puck light" is close also. I use it for a running light mounted high and centered btwn the canister-style lights..Did you belong to the...
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 11:38 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,612
Posted By fredgarvin7

That was the Columbian Coffee growers, not a...

That was the Columbian Coffee growers, not a brand. "These are the hands of Juan Valdez...."


Maybe you are thinking about El Exehente from Saverin.
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 10:51 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,612
Posted By fredgarvin7

Actually Maxwell House's slogan was "Good to the...

Actually Maxwell House's slogan was "Good to the last drop." Folgers had that twit Mrs Olson touting that Folger's was "Mountain grown."
Forum: Commuting
09-22-10, 10:11 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,791
Posted By fredgarvin7

While I was riding down a suburban street a...

While I was riding down a suburban street a during a sleet storm, a woman who was trying to clear her windshield told me, "You have a lot of nerve." I said "You're right. On my way home I'm planning...
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