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Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 03:58 PM
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Posted By dynodonn

Owns an unabridged George Carlin dictionary.

Owns an unabridged George Carlin dictionary.
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 09:06 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Doesnt' realize that the new TV censors now want...

Doesnt' realize that the new TV censors now want all belly buttons to be covered.
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 11:37 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 582
Posted By dynodonn

On another note, though not as well known unless...

On another note, though not as well known unless one is a vintage Sci Fi fan, another actor has passed.
...
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 10:29 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

......that in his getting falling down drunk, and...

......that in his getting falling down drunk, and getting all the tube steaks he wanted in the camp directors tent.
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 08:43 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

His wife wishes he as a groin man, but has put it...

His wife wishes he as a groin man, but has put it on her MIA list since their honeymoon. She still wishes that he stop singing "Walk like a man" in the shower, or at least not in his highest falsetto...
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 11:40 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Wrote his own autobiography of his prison life,...

Wrote his own autobiography of his prison life, and under the pen name Ben Dover.
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 09:33 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

He will be joining me in a moment of silence for...

He will be joining me in a moment of silence for the loss of a fellow liar who fell on the foul side of Homey the Clown, he will also be helping me in giving thanks that the dear departed had not...
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 11:35 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

As a house builder, he is known for his fast...

As a house builder, he is known for his fast working skills, and which he credits to his taste in listening to music from rock bands like Nine Inch Nail Guns, Megameth, and The Hanging Doors ....
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 06:36 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Has been blind since puberty.

Has been blind since puberty.
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 10:30 AM
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Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

His wife is still suspicious of him, especially...

His wife is still suspicious of him, especially after their last camping trip, and with her asking him if he had been seeing other women. Upon his answering that he has always been faithful to her,...
Forum: Foo
01-15-22, 01:33 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

He has found that the old ways are never to be...

He has found that the old ways are never to be overlooked, with his now using button flys, since the sound of zippers always spooks his flock.
Forum: Foo
01-14-22, 12:35 PM
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Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Thinks the "40 Year Old Virgin" movie should be...

Thinks the "40 Year Old Virgin" movie should be banned, do to his concern that it promotes underage sex.
Forum: Foo
01-14-22, 10:16 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

He still scoffs at Methuselah, since he was the...

He still scoffs at Methuselah, since he was the person to patent dirt.
Forum: Foo
01-12-22, 11:07 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

After paying 50 years worth of subscriptions, the...

After paying 50 years worth of subscriptions, the Evelyn Wood Speed Reading Foundation gave him a free lifetime membership when he finally was able to read 2 words a minute.
Forum: Foo
01-11-22, 08:57 AM
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Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

He remembers his prodigy struggles well under the...

He remembers his prodigy struggles well under the great Marcel Marceau, and having his first performance in front of thousands with the great master onlooking. Due to his chest cold, it was his...
Forum: Foo
01-10-22, 09:53 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Thinks parole is some sort of Parisian dessert...

Thinks parole is some sort of Parisian dessert pastry.
Forum: Foo
01-08-22, 08:35 PM
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Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Geico quickly pulled their "So Easy, A Caveman...

Geico quickly pulled their "So Easy, A Caveman Can Do It" commercials once they found out that he couldn't do it.
Forum: Foo
01-07-22, 04:28 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 582
Posted By dynodonn

I had good laugh when I first saw him in Lillies...

I had good laugh when I first saw him in Lillies in the Field, and my little sis couldn't get enough of him in To Sir with Love. My favorite movie with him is In the Heat of the Night along with Rod...
Forum: Foo
01-06-22, 08:58 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

NASA still has him on the payroll, for his...

NASA still has him on the payroll, for his ability to create artificial eclipses.
Forum: Foo
01-06-22, 12:24 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Has his own personal Moscow pee tapes, made...

Has his own personal Moscow pee tapes, made personally by the Moscow Idaho Police Department, of his being drunk and urinating in public.
Forum: Foo
01-05-22, 09:13 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Every so often, he cries out in his sleep at...

Every so often, he cries out in his sleep at night, " I could have been a contender!" This all began when his life long aspiration as a Super Bowl Champion ring wearer being quickly dashed after...
Forum: Foo
01-04-22, 09:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 410
Posted By dynodonn

That sure looks likes it is much easier to type...

That sure looks likes it is much easier to type on than my old Samsung slide phone, which is now in my cell phone museum drawer in my man cave.
Forum: Foo
01-01-22, 09:47 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

To this day, he still cannot say no to Nancy...

To this day, he still cannot say no to Nancy Reagan memorabilia. In other news... his children's plans for his estate sale having being in the works for many years now.
Forum: Foo
01-01-22, 08:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 545
Posted By dynodonn

I did, Abe Vigoda

I did, Abe Vigoda
Forum: Foo
01-01-22, 07:48 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 545
Posted By dynodonn

I never really paid to much attention to her over...

I never really paid to much attention to her over the years, but this sealed the deal with me in making me a fan of hers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkAnLtqWDhc
Forum: Foo
12-31-21, 07:15 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Was the inspiration for the Coyote Ugly definition

Was the inspiration for the Coyote Ugly definition
Forum: Foo
12-31-21, 09:54 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Is auditioning for the new Grindr movie, "...

Is auditioning for the new Grindr movie, " Greased, or How I got my doughnut holed."
Forum: Foo
12-31-21, 09:40 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,423
Posted By dynodonn

I don't play the jump game either, but a former...

I don't play the jump game either, but a former co-worker does, and they said that they haven't paid any interest for years, but I personally don't have time to watch for zero interest expiration...
Forum: Foo
12-31-21, 09:16 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,423
Posted By dynodonn

When you signed up for you credit cards, did they...

When you signed up for you credit cards, did they not ask you for an email address? Usually my credit score goes down, sometimes a considerable jump, whenever I close a credit card account when...
Forum: Foo
12-31-21, 09:08 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,423
Posted By dynodonn

One of my family members was heavily into the...

One of my family members was heavily into the stock market, and they made good money at it, but the time involved was considerable. When they died, the children ended up with the bulk of the money.
Forum: Foo
12-31-21, 08:59 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

He is going out on the town tonight with his best...

He is going out on the town tonight with his best friend Snoopy, and they are hoping to get lucky and pump up a couple of Airdales.
Forum: Foo
12-30-21, 08:54 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

He has forgotten that I haven't worn brown...

He has forgotten that I haven't worn brown corduroys since my youth, since they get very low mileage with bicycle seats and squats.
Forum: Foo
12-29-21, 11:27 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Fortunately for him, he is part of the "Trust a...

Fortunately for him, he is part of the "Trust a Fart " movement, where only a small (lower) portion of his costume has to be brown.
Forum: Foo
12-29-21, 11:18 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,423
Posted By dynodonn

All I know is that when I use any of my credit...

All I know is that when I use any of my credit cards, it's for an occasional major purchase, whereas I use my debit card for regular purchases, and there is no email address attached to it as in the...
Forum: Foo
12-29-21, 09:48 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

At his age, he remembers that incident well.

At his age, he remembers that incident well.
Forum: Foo
12-29-21, 08:43 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,423
Posted By dynodonn

I still prefer not to use cash back cards, though...

I still prefer not to use cash back cards, though it sounds tempting for me, but I'm the type that doesn't like having my purchases being tracked anymore than they already are. All my credit cards...
Forum: Foo
12-28-21, 08:54 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Is the Euell Gibbons of the all prune diet.

Is the Euell Gibbons of the all prune diet.
Forum: Foo
12-27-21, 08:49 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Is one of Dos Okies, and has been voted the most...

Is one of Dos Okies, and has been voted the most uninteresting man alive for several decades in a row.
Forum: Foo
12-24-21, 09:43 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

His stint in traffic law enforcement was short...

His stint in traffic law enforcement was short lived due to his thinking that Code 3 was for a three for one donut sale at Dunkin.
Forum: Foo
12-23-21, 09:47 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Collects his social media security here

Collects his social media security here
Forum: Foo
12-20-21, 09:35 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

After being crowned the grand champion of the...

After being crowned the grand champion of the National Liar's Association for many years running, he is now being mandated to wear certified flame arrestor pants whenever he visits any of the...
Forum: Foo
12-19-21, 10:44 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

His reasoning for not wearing pants has no source...

His reasoning for not wearing pants has no source based in extreme heat, but due to his being caught with them down so many times, that it was pointless for him to have them on in the first place.
Forum: Foo
12-19-21, 09:37 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Like the staff at his senior rehab center, BillyD...

Like the staff at his senior rehab center, BillyD has put his help/report button on ignore.
Forum: Foo
12-19-21, 11:41 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Has more chins than a Chinese phone book. ...

Has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Thankfully in that he is now too big to fit through his bedroom door, and expose his chins to the world and take away my prize record.
Forum: Foo
12-18-21, 01:20 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 343
Posted By dynodonn

Never been much good at...

Never been much good at smoking..........cigarettes, meat, and I thought I was pretty good at tires, but damn, this guy puts me to shame.:cry:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKVM7uLchOE


...
Forum: Foo
12-18-21, 10:01 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

According to his wife, his little soldier has...

According to his wife, his little soldier has been AWOL for many years.
Forum: Foo
12-17-21, 11:28 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

With enough red rum, he will be more than...

With enough red rum, he will be more than willing to jump onto his Big Wheel, and go play with the twins down the hall.
Forum: Foo
12-16-21, 10:34 PM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

Is the chief engineer at the safety test lab for...

Is the chief engineer at the safety test lab for the ACME Bicycle Company.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w
Forum: Foo
12-16-21, 09:30 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

His only claim to being a rocket scientist, is...

His only claim to being a rocket scientist, is his doing moon shots when picking up a bar of soap in the Folsom Prison showers.
Forum: Foo
12-16-21, 12:13 AM
Replies: 18,728
Views: 1,063,089
Posted By dynodonn

No matter what his friends and family say, he...

No matter what his friends and family say, he still doesn't consider himself as a 50 year old virgin, and is constantly telling them that they should come to grips with his long time relationship to...
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