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Forum: Foo
02-12-11, 02:01 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 30,205
Posted By Nota

Put a little Slime...

Put a little Slime (http://www.slime.com/product/82/Tube-Sealant.html) ® in it; that's what I do. Works great! That's right, bike tires, air mattresses, doesn't matter, if it has a hole in it, and I...
Forum: Foo
10-19-10, 10:16 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,843
Posted By Nota

...and with that, Children, Zorro sped off...

...and with that, Children, Zorro sped off likety-split, never to be obscene or heard from again. The End.
Forum: Foo
10-18-10, 04:44 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,576
Posted By Nota

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_cotton_ball_phob...

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_cotton_ball_phobia
Forum: Foo
10-17-10, 03:01 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,843
Posted By Nota

So, how'd it go last night? Did anyone like your...

So, how'd it go last night? Did anyone like your ABC - bicycle parapheralia, attire? Did any cute girls try to squeeze your oogah horn bulb, or stroke your Road Morph G-Spot pump, Topeak their...
Forum: Foo
10-17-10, 12:49 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,619
Posted By Nota

:love: Oooh! The Binford Ultra-Handiman 9000...

:love: Oooh! The Binford Ultra-Handiman 9000 Garage ® model?

As for plumber's putty, I suppose it has its uses, but, personally, I'm not a real big fan of it. I guess it's okay, so long as it's...
Forum: Foo
10-17-10, 09:33 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,504
Posted By Nota

If only Mt. Dew came in Bacon-Cheez-It flavor. ...

If only Mt. Dew came in Bacon-Cheez-It flavor.

Oh sure, it'd still be disgusting, but it would likely generate more Foo threads than sales revenue.

*like we need any more of those, 'round...
Forum: Foo
10-17-10, 09:26 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,504
Posted By Nota

That's EXACTLY what it reminds me of. It always...

That's EXACTLY what it reminds me of. It always leaves me with a (unwanted) sticky viscous residue in the back of my throat that I can't seem to get rid of without then going and taking a drink of a...
Forum: Foo
10-17-10, 09:14 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,843
Posted By Nota

"Sitbones", they don't call 'em cheekbones for...

"Sitbones", they don't call 'em cheekbones for nuthin. My saliva is Proofide accomodate anything with a turtle skirt.
Forum: Foo
10-17-10, 07:00 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,843
Posted By Nota

It was meant, tongue in cheek. :p

It was meant, tongue in cheek. :p
Forum: Foo
10-16-10, 06:32 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,843
Posted By Nota

I'm still liking that idea someone came up with...

I'm still liking that idea someone came up with earlier, about wearing the bike saddle for a mask.

...think Gene Simmons, and a Brooks Imperial
Forum: Foo
10-16-10, 05:56 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 982
Posted By Nota

What is this, misogynist amateur hour? Now this...

What is this, misogynist amateur hour? Now this one's a classic (http://iLike.com/s/4RAy). SFW
Forum: Foo
10-10-10, 03:25 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 384
Posted By Nota

Makes you wonder just how high the balloon could...

Makes you wonder just how high the balloon could go, and how far it would travel, if didn't, or couldn't, burst?
Forum: Foo
09-28-10, 04:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,193
Posted By Nota

And he has a little stick figure beerbelly, too! ...

And he has a little stick figure beerbelly, too!

Hmm, I wonder if that's to scale?
Forum: Foo
09-27-10, 04:02 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,193
Posted By Nota

171543

171543
Forum: Foo
09-26-10, 01:15 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,034
Posted By Nota

Generally, I prefer to eat them in,...

Generally, I prefer to eat them in, alpha-numeric, chronological, order, by priority and convenience, in the order in which they're plucked from the bag. But I once had a friend that actually died,...
Forum: Foo
09-26-10, 11:00 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 9,635
Posted By Nota

piss·i·fy/ˈpissəˌfī/Verb 1. To placate your...

piss·i·fy/ˈpissəˌfī/Verb
1. To placate your mate when they are acting pissy.
Forum: Foo
09-25-10, 08:01 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,178
Posted By Nota

Sounds like an ICP'er. Just don't get 'em started...

Sounds like an ICP'er. Just don't get 'em started on magnets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQWksKNrJm0).

(link is NSFW - language)
Forum: Foo
09-25-10, 07:47 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,608
Posted By Nota

The tramp! I bet she was seeing someone else on...

The tramp! I bet she was seeing someone else on the side. You're better off w/o her, dude. There's plenty more text messages in the sea.
Forum: Foo
09-25-10, 04:42 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,178
Posted By Nota

What, after all those Bangkok "masseuse" charges...

What, after all those Bangkok "masseuse" charges you racked up the last time I loaned it to you, the ones that I'm still trying to convince my gf that they were "spa treatments"?
Forum: Foo
09-25-10, 04:26 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,178
Posted By Nota

The escort service knows your tastes, would be my...

The escort service knows your tastes, would be my guess.
Forum: Foo
09-25-10, 03:32 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 1,763
Posted By Nota

Just a friendly little cat...

Just a friendly little cat (http://www.robrob8.com/rude_and_crude/*****_cat_song.htm)?
Forum: Foo
09-06-10, 02:06 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 614
Posted By Nota

..."sh*** with", is pretty good, too.

..."sh*** with", is pretty good, too.
Forum: Foo
09-06-10, 02:04 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 614
Posted By Nota

I put "Error #404's with" - and it...

I put "Error #404's with" - and it WORKED!!!
Forum: Foo
08-26-10, 04:22 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,061
Posted By Nota

You do realize, of course, that Hydrocodone has a...

You do realize, of course, that Hydrocodone has a down side; it will bind your ass up? Take too many, and you won't **** for a week.

The up side to that is, you'll have a good excuse when people...
Forum: Foo
08-26-10, 03:59 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,061
Posted By Nota

What if, somewhere, in some alternate reality...

What if, somewhere, in some alternate reality plane of existence, there really were answers to all our rhetorical questions? That would explain a lot.
Forum: Foo
08-26-10, 03:49 PM
Replies: 359
Views: 19,721
Posted By Nota

Not sure what dimension the little girl is...

Not sure what dimension the little girl is referencing, but the dad sure has a smug look on his mug.

He's probably a fisherman - 'n caught a really big BASS (let's hope!).
Forum: Foo
08-25-10, 10:26 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 584
Posted By Nota

Heath Ledger and The Joker? Oh wait, nevermind.

Heath Ledger and The Joker? Oh wait, nevermind.
Forum: Foo
08-25-10, 10:22 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,866
Posted By Nota

The difference is, unlike airlines, which have a...

The difference is, unlike airlines, which have a first class section, Walmart is strictly for low class passengers.


*"Security cameras, scan isle 5 for excessive cleavage"*
Forum: Foo
08-25-10, 10:05 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 584
Posted By Nota

...or with Tammy Bay Faker...

...or with Tammy Bay Faker and....and..........uhhh.................oh hell, nobody esle is THAT ugly.
Forum: Foo
08-24-10, 04:40 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 584
Posted By Nota

Proof that all things really are relative?

Proof that all things really are relative?
Forum: Foo
08-24-10, 04:34 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,866
Posted By Nota

Looks like this little cougar has on a...

Looks like this little cougar has on a turtle-skirt. It only comes down a inch below the snapper.
Forum: Foo
08-24-10, 05:07 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 7,091
Posted By Nota

urban insurrection

urban insurrection
Forum: Foo
08-23-10, 05:48 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,866
Posted By Nota

I'm sure there's a perfectly logical reason for...

I'm sure there's a perfectly logical reason for why he's dressed that way; like maybe he's the airline pilot, and it's Casual Friday?
Forum: Foo
08-23-10, 04:54 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,866
Posted By Nota

I gotta go along that Aartmom respondent (6th one...

I gotta go along that Aartmom respondent (6th one down) in the article. I'd LOVE to sit next to this guy on a plane. Obviously, he's either got a completely different take on what constitutes...
Forum: Foo
08-23-10, 10:03 AM
Replies: 232
Views: 7,091
Posted By Nota

solar flares

solar flares
Forum: Foo
08-21-10, 01:35 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 7,091
Posted By Nota

I just washed my bike. I can't waste having it...

I just washed my bike. I can't waste having it look this good on some meaningless training ride where few, if anyone, will see me. I'm saving it for next weekend's annual club charity event century...
Forum: Foo
08-20-10, 09:04 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 7,091
Posted By Nota

4. waterbottles are still soaking in a sink full...

4. waterbottles are still soaking in a sink full of hot water and Oxiclean
Forum: Foo
08-20-10, 08:29 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 7,091
Posted By Nota

Buzzkill ...there's cyclicsts in Asia,...

Buzzkill


...there's cyclicsts in Asia, who've been run over by oxcarts....
Forum: Foo
08-19-10, 04:19 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 7,091
Posted By Nota

I'm waiting for gravity & humidty- alone, to...

I'm waiting for gravity & humidty- alone, to break in my Brooks for me.
Forum: Foo
08-19-10, 03:57 PM
Replies: 232
Views: 7,091
Posted By Nota

Hafta reapply some sticky to my sextapes

Hafta reapply some sticky to my sextapes
Forum: Foo
07-28-10, 10:25 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 3,553
Posted By Nota

I can't help but have this vision of UA putting...

I can't help but have this vision of UA putting his foot up on a chair, as you kneel down and remove one of those elastic/velcro straps, the kind that keep your pants from getting caught in your...
Forum: Foo
07-28-10, 05:59 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,082
Posted By Nota

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo...

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)...."?
Forum: Touring
07-24-10, 11:05 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,012
Posted By Nota

Unless you have really short fingers, which could...

Unless you have really short fingers, which could make it difficult to reach the brake levers, you should be able to do what I did for a recent 1-wk/600mile tour, and rotate your brake levers...
Forum: Southeast
07-04-10, 09:21 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 614
Posted By Nota

My reccomendation would be to drive down to...

My reccomendation would be to drive down to somewhere near the end of Cape Hatteras, on Rte 12, offload the bikes, and ride them to the departure point for the Ocracoke Island Ferry. Catch the ferry...
Replies: 9
Views: 1,434
Posted By Nota

I think the, Lake CX165 Wide, shoe, may be your...

I think the, Lake CX165 Wide, shoe, may be your answer. You can pick them up for about $90; sometimes less, if you catch a sale. You might also want to try cycling sandals.

I normally wear an...
Forum: Southeast
06-14-10, 04:15 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,040
Posted By Nota

Yeah, it's a replica. Here's a link to the...

Yeah, it's a replica.

Here's a link to the full picture album. http://rides.webshots.com/album/577935261hIeZOx?start=0

I tried uploading a few more pics here, but it won't let me. Either the...
Forum: Southeast
06-14-10, 05:15 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,040
Posted By Nota

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Forum: Touring
06-01-10, 10:54 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 802
Posted By Nota

Hey, Ray, I thought I might run into you on...

Hey, Ray,

I thought I might run into you on my ride. It looks like you were about a week ahead of me. What route did you go with, OBX or inland?

I did the OBX - north to south route. The wind...
Forum: Southeast
06-01-10, 10:22 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,040
Posted By Nota

I guess I must have gotten lucky then; the wind...

I guess I must have gotten lucky then; the wind was never really a factor. I don't think I EVER got a tailwind, but I rarely had a headwind, either, so even with a well loaded 80lb bike, I made...
Forum: Southeast
04-28-10, 10:32 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,077
Posted By Nota

Hey, Ray, What date are you leaving from...

Hey, Ray,

What date are you leaving from Charleston? Have you managed to finalize your route from there up through North Carolina? If so, care to share the details?

I'm still trying to plot...
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