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Forum: Road Cycling
07-20-09, 10:36 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 5,046
Posted By cbaronzzi

I have had this argument on many occasions with...

I have had this argument on many occasions with several of my hard headed friends. A couple things I have observed about their arguments is that they usually have to stop and think anytime I point...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-10-08, 08:19 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 7,476
Posted By cbaronzzi

I like Lance but I think his decision to return...

I like Lance but I think his decision to return to race the tour is rediculous. He has zero chance of winning and a huge chance of ruining his legacy and fueling the arguments of his critics.
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07-25-07, 07:18 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 17,944
Posted By cbaronzzi

I think ALL the remaining riders should withdraw...

I think ALL the remaining riders should withdraw from this year's tour in protest. I think that some extreme action by the remaining riders is necessary to show that this sport will not tolerate...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-13-07, 09:37 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 4,750
Posted By cbaronzzi

I try not to react to idiots in cars but not...

I try not to react to idiots in cars but not because I am too mature for it...but rather because i am sitting on 17 lbs of metal and they are sitting in 2 tons of metal. Still, even though I am not...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-13-07, 09:23 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 4,750
Posted By cbaronzzi

Hmmm....that kind of answer would certainly not...

Hmmm....that kind of answer would certainly not get you a passing grade in a first year constitutional law class.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-12-07, 08:54 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 2,206
Posted By cbaronzzi

biiiiiike! I live alone...and talk to it...

biiiiiike!

I live alone...and talk to it like a roomate.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-06-07, 12:32 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,033
Posted By cbaronzzi

Danno taught me how to love a woman and scold a...

Danno taught me how to love a woman and scold a child....
Forum: Road Cycling
06-05-07, 01:02 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 13,277
Posted By cbaronzzi

No. Comfort is a relative thing. Relative...

No.

Comfort is a relative thing. Relative to anything else on which you sit on a daily basis, a bike seat is not comfortable. If you want comfort, go home and sit on your couch. If your saddle...
Forum: Road Cycling
06-04-07, 05:59 PM
Replies: 247
Views: 26,016
Posted By cbaronzzi

what a great video. It never gets old.

what a great video. It never gets old.
Forum: Road Cycling
06-04-07, 02:32 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 3,720
Posted By cbaronzzi

I usually say "on your left" loudly as soon as I...

I usually say "on your left" loudly as soon as I know I am barely in hearing range. Most people can't make out what I said but they hear me say something and I am far enugh away that they look and...
05-31-07, 01:24 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 742
Posted By cbaronzzi

yes, I drink a little "NyQuil" to "help me fall...

yes, I drink a little "NyQuil" to "help me fall asleep" too.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-31-07, 01:21 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,335
Posted By cbaronzzi

Something tells me that 3 out of 4 forest rangers...

Something tells me that 3 out of 4 forest rangers wouldn't recommend trying to run away from a mountain lion unless you can dial it up to like 45 mph in a few strokes. Haven't you ever seen what...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-30-07, 01:26 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,764
Posted By cbaronzzi

I love cycling for: - The peace and simple...

I love cycling for:
- The peace and simple enjoyment of a silent ride on a flat, smooth road on a calm, mild day. It is just like flying.
- The exhileration of short steep hills where you jump out...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-30-07, 10:44 AM
Replies: 161
Views: 9,059
Posted By cbaronzzi

The reason I started this thread was to guage...

The reason I started this thread was to guage what speed most people are riding at on average and to see if my goals are reasonable. I realize that temperature, wind, traffic, elevation, distance,...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-30-07, 08:29 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,129
Posted By cbaronzzi

I have a pair of Tifosi Tyrant glasses that I use...

I have a pair of Tifosi Tyrant glasses that I use for cycling and I love them. I have seen some other glasses out there that I think might be better but I could have bought like 5 pairs of my...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-29-07, 08:22 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,799
Posted By cbaronzzi

I am a cyclist. I have to be...because if I tell...

I am a cyclist. I have to be...because if I tell the rednecks around here that I am a "biker" or that "I ride bikes" everyone thinks I mean motorcycles. So, I have to be very careful to use the...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-29-07, 03:40 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 580
Posted By cbaronzzi

ok, how do I delete this thread, since I posted...

ok, how do I delete this thread, since I posted it as a poll also?
Forum: Road Cycling
05-29-07, 03:30 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 9,059
Posted By cbaronzzi

An honest, anonymous confession about solo average speed

It seems that no matter how hard I ride, I can't seem to regularly average above 20mph solo. Some of my rides are hillier than others and I can sometimes break the 20 mph average barrier on a hard...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-29-07, 03:29 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 580
Posted By cbaronzzi

An honest, anonymous confession about average speed

It seems that no matter how hard I ride, I can't seem to regularly average above 20mph solo. Some of my rides are hillier than others and I can sometimes break the 20 mph average barrier on a hard...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-29-07, 02:39 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 631
Posted By cbaronzzi

I was into rock climbing for a little while...

I was into rock climbing for a little while before I gave it up due to lack of places to climb in Ohio. When I was into it I remember reading about Dan "Danno" Osman and watching some videos of him...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-26-07, 07:19 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 560
Posted By cbaronzzi

Well, I have some friends that seem to always...

Well, I have some friends that seem to always know about certain strip clubs that offer extra service but I prefer to just go to a night club and hit on whatever girls look the drunkest at the end of...
05-23-07, 08:06 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,642
Posted By cbaronzzi

I understand that chronic and acute compartment...

I understand that chronic and acute compartment syndrome are different. I am sure I have the chronic variety and am hoping that my running is what brought it on, as suggested. I have been resting...
05-22-07, 11:22 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,642
Posted By cbaronzzi

It is definitely in the muscle. When I was...

It is definitely in the muscle. When I was researching last night I kept looking for a less serious excuse but then I read a couple articles on compartment syndrome that had "symptoms" sections that...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-22-07, 09:57 AM
Replies: 161
Views: 9,801
Posted By cbaronzzi

That's the spirit. Just make sure you get back...

That's the spirit. Just make sure you get back in time to leave for the honeymoon so she doesn't get really upset.
05-22-07, 07:17 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,642
Posted By cbaronzzi

self diagnosis - I have chronic compartment syndrome

Over the last few days I have had this weird ache in my left calf muscle. It feels almost like I pulled it or strained it or something, except that it does not hurt when I flex it. I tried to blow...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-22-07, 06:57 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,551
Posted By cbaronzzi

Canari Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Canari Matrix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: Road Cycling
05-20-07, 07:26 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 15,721
Posted By cbaronzzi

I, for one, refuse to buy the expensive bike...

I, for one, refuse to buy the expensive bike socks and simply ride with the shorter ankle high nike socks. No adverse affects yet...and not even one person has tried to stone me for daring to bare...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-20-07, 07:16 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 30,824
Posted By cbaronzzi

Lance Armstrong's poop is used as currency in...

Lance Armstrong's poop is used as currency in Argentina.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-19-07, 07:40 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,422
Posted By cbaronzzi

I always wondered if a track stand counts as a...

I always wondered if a track stand counts as a "stop" at a stop sign. I mean, with a true trackstand you actually do come to a complete stop...and maybe even drift backwards a couple inches, so I...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-19-07, 07:29 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 2,897
Posted By cbaronzzi

A device that senses your cadence and has an...

A device that senses your cadence and has an "automatic" setting that will automatically shift you into a gear that will keep you as close to a 90 RPM cadence as possible. I suppose this feature may...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-19-07, 07:11 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,515
Posted By cbaronzzi

I doubt it.

I doubt it.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-19-07, 02:35 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 3,333
Posted By cbaronzzi

You will be much more comfortable without...

You will be much more comfortable without underwear under your bike shorts.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-19-07, 11:33 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 2,365
Posted By cbaronzzi

+1. I think my bibs have a nine inch inseam. If...

+1. I think my bibs have a nine inch inseam. If I could successfully negotiate that much inseam in order to relieve myself, I would have a different profession....and wouldn't need to exercise to...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-19-07, 08:48 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,008
Posted By cbaronzzi

I usually wait for the last half of the red light...

I usually wait for the last half of the red light on the ground...after my trackstand, which was attempted during the first half of the red light, fails. My typical posture is legs crossed, index...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-18-07, 02:27 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 4,748
Posted By cbaronzzi

I tried the giro atmos and the Bell Sweep R. ...

I tried the giro atmos and the Bell Sweep R. Both look sweet, are light, have lots of vents and do a pretty good job of minimizing the "mushroom head" look.

But ultimately you have to pick a...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-17-07, 11:11 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,582
Posted By cbaronzzi

News flash: Floyd Landis unveils his new,...

News flash:

Floyd Landis unveils his new, "I got misted by a crop dusting plane full of unknown chemicals" defense to doping.
05-17-07, 08:34 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,057
Posted By cbaronzzi

[QUOTE=DrWJODonnell]does killing you in ten years...

[QUOTE=DrWJODonnell]does killing you in ten years require that you will live the full ten? In that case I would hold the pill until I come down with a terminal illness that should kill me off in 5...
05-17-07, 08:32 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,057
Posted By cbaronzzi

How would that work?...you get a bronze medal and...

How would that work?...you get a bronze medal and live for twenty years?

I am not sure I understand the rules of this game either. If you die in ten years does that also mean you are guaranteed...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-16-07, 10:13 PM
Replies: 161
Views: 9,801
Posted By cbaronzzi

I think you should suddenly announce that you are...

I think you should suddenly announce that you are coming out of the closet and let everyone, especially him, know how gay you are. Then confront him and force him into a fight. Allow him to beat...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-16-07, 02:57 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,478
Posted By cbaronzzi

Big bird mode. Rizzie's the color...

Big bird mode. Rizzie's the color...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-16-07, 02:04 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,518
Posted By cbaronzzi

Don't worry, we have all done things that make us...

Don't worry, we have all done things that make us look/feel like idiots when it comes to biking.

One of my favorites is when I spent $250 for a professional fitting and had everything on my bike...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-15-07, 01:15 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 513
Posted By cbaronzzi

two thumbs up for tifosi sunglasses

I am not sure that this will spark much discussion but I thought it was good info to pass along for anyone looking for sunglasses.

I have a pair of Tifosi Tyrant sunglasses I use for riding. ...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-13-07, 07:36 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,124
Posted By cbaronzzi

Hilarious. Both Chess boxing and Radball seem...

Hilarious. Both Chess boxing and Radball seem completely stupid to me. I love the ocho reference though. I can't imagine a cyclist, soccer player, boxer or chess player wanting to participate in...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-11-07, 02:30 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,359
Posted By cbaronzzi

HI....DAVE.... Seriously, if cycling was not...

HI....DAVE....

Seriously, if cycling was not an excepted aerobic activity, I honestly think my family and friends would be doing an intervention. I really do think about cycling while doing other...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-08-07, 09:26 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 505
Posted By cbaronzzi

Is that a little shorter than usual? i know I...

Is that a little shorter than usual? i know I have seen quite a few bibs that advertise 9.something inch inseams.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-08-07, 09:20 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 505
Posted By cbaronzzi

What the hell is "pro length inseam"

I was looking at some Canari Matrix bibs on the internet and the info on them says they have a "pro length inseam." Can anyone translate this? How many inches are in a "pro length."

On a side...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-07-07, 02:28 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 4,437
Posted By cbaronzzi

In my head I just heard a mixture of the singing...

In my head I just heard a mixture of the singing of angels and the "boooiiinnnnnggg" from Beavis and Butthead.
Forum: Road Cycling
05-07-07, 02:24 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,760
Posted By cbaronzzi

+2. As far as I am concerned, two cyclists and...

+2. As far as I am concerned, two cyclists and one road is always a race. Hell, most of the time I am in a one man race.

I know, I know, I should be sooooo proud of myself for chasing down...
Forum: Road Cycling
05-07-07, 02:13 PM
Replies: 157
Views: 4,343
Posted By cbaronzzi

[QUOTE=merlinextraligh]All of you that are...

[QUOTE=merlinextraligh]All of you that are posting that a a mirror saved your rear, are assuming that you would have been creamed by the oncoming car had you not baled.

However, if this were...
05-07-07, 11:25 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 966
Posted By cbaronzzi

You just have to experience a good race to fully...

You just have to experience a good race to fully appreciate it. I overheard one newbie racer at my last race tell her apparrent husband in an exasperated voice, "you just don't know what it is like...
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