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09-19-19, 09:53 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,038
Posted By Milton Keynes

But I wish they'd move the deer crossing signs so...

But I wish they'd move the deer crossing signs so the deer will cross the road elsewhere.
09-13-19, 08:50 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,119
Posted By Milton Keynes

I wouldn't hang out at the local LBS unless the...

I wouldn't hang out at the local LBS unless the owner were a close friend of mine, and then maybe only long enough to catch up. I run an automotive shop, and sometimes it's very busy so I don't have...
09-13-19, 08:45 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 620
Posted By Milton Keynes

At first read I thought the title meant "edible...

At first read I thought the title meant "edible multi tool." That would be something... work on your bike, then have a handy snack.
09-11-19, 02:13 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 4,748
Posted By Milton Keynes

Lots of very very tiny stitches.

Lots of very very tiny stitches.
09-06-19, 01:53 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 9,253
Posted By Milton Keynes

But make sure you stick it down the front.

But make sure you stick it down the front.
08-29-19, 08:26 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,454
Posted By Milton Keynes

Strava works well enough for me, never felt the...

Strava works well enough for me, never felt the need to edit any of my rides unless I forgot to enter in the right bike or something. It works much better than the Runtastic app I was using before...
08-27-19, 06:51 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,693
Posted By Milton Keynes

My brother-in-law had an upper GI endoscopy and a...

My brother-in-law had an upper GI endoscopy and a colonoscopy done in the same day. I told him to make sure they do the upper part first so he didn't wake up from anesthesia with a funny taste in...
08-27-19, 03:45 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,116
Posted By Milton Keynes

Congrats. I did my first century two years ago,...

Congrats. I did my first century two years ago, my second one last year. This weekend I have the chance to do a third one but I'm just going to opt for the metric century of 63 miles since I...
08-27-19, 02:57 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 686
Posted By Milton Keynes

Probably whenever cyclists discovered that they...

Probably whenever cyclists discovered that they needed more than just one water bottle.
08-23-19, 07:27 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 5,083
Posted By Milton Keynes

I have, on one hot, summer day riding out in the...

I have, on one hot, summer day riding out in the middle of nowhere (very small towns, no convenience stores) stopped at a liquor store to see if they sold any non-alcoholic beverages I could consume....
08-22-19, 06:58 AM
Replies: 135
Views: 10,908
Posted By Milton Keynes

That vault doesn't look secure enough. It needs...

That vault doesn't look secure enough. It needs to have a time lock, retinal scanner, laser grid, and at least one heavily armed guard with attack dog.
08-20-19, 08:45 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 6,651
Posted By Milton Keynes

When my son learned to ride a few years ago, he...

When my son learned to ride a few years ago, he wanted his mom to help him so I just took off the training wheels and stood back & watched. Knowing how much of a daddy's girl our daughter is, she'll...
08-19-19, 02:18 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,857
Posted By Milton Keynes

No we don't!

No we don't!
08-19-19, 09:10 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 6,660
Posted By Milton Keynes

Or, if you really get bored, go into A&S and find...

Or, if you really get bored, go into A&S and find a post containing a video of a car/bicycle collision, and explain at length how it was the cyclists' fault because they weren't riding safely enough.
08-19-19, 08:38 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,009
Posted By Milton Keynes

I love how the kid pounds on the car and berates...

I love how the kid pounds on the car and berates the motorist, as if it were his fault. No, trying to ride a wheelie between a car and a truck is not going to end well for you. Just be grateful...
08-19-19, 08:26 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 6,660
Posted By Milton Keynes

If that fails, we could do another chain lube...

If that fails, we could do another chain lube thread, or "Why are people so dangerous on bike paths?" thread...
08-16-19, 07:24 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,476
Posted By Milton Keynes

Reading the title of this thread, I wondered if...

Reading the title of this thread, I wondered if it meant being able to fit behind the stem of your handlebars...
08-16-19, 07:19 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,414
Posted By Milton Keynes

This is what I think of when I see "1UP." ...

This is what I think of when I see "1UP."

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08-15-19, 01:49 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,897
Posted By Milton Keynes

Never. ...

Never.

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08-15-19, 11:28 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,038
Posted By Milton Keynes

If I did that, I'd be making constant trips to...

If I did that, I'd be making constant trips to the bathroom all morning.
08-15-19, 10:56 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 5,610
Posted By Milton Keynes

Florida... home of Florida Man...

Florida... home of Florida Man...
08-09-19, 11:22 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 25,134
Posted By Milton Keynes

Frankly, if someone built a long, paved bike path...

Frankly, if someone built a long, paved bike path around here, I'd be happy to "ride on a sidewalk." But that's not going to happen. Best we've got is the rail trail which is hard packed limestone. ...
08-09-19, 07:09 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 4,565
Posted By Milton Keynes

All I can say is, don't feel bad about doing 6 to...

All I can say is, don't feel bad about doing 6 to 8 miles a time, if that's all you can do. Remember, you're just starting out. When I first started, 3 miles was about enough for me, but then I was...
08-09-19, 06:41 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,187
Posted By Milton Keynes

Pictures would be nice.

Pictures would be nice.
03-09-18, 11:41 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,925
Posted By Milton Keynes

Or when you need to carry the real necessities: ...

Or when you need to carry the real necessities:

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