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Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 03:58 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Owns an unabridged George Carlin dictionary.

Owns an unabridged George Carlin dictionary.
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 11:35 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

As a house builder, he is known for his fast...

As a house builder, he is known for his fast working skills, and which he credits to his taste in listening to music from rock bands like Nine Inch Nail Guns, Megameth, and The Hanging Doors ....
Forum: Foo
01-11-22, 08:57 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

He remembers his prodigy struggles well under the...

He remembers his prodigy struggles well under the great Marcel Marceau, and having his first performance in front of thousands with the great master onlooking. Due to his chest cold, it was his...
Forum: Foo
01-10-22, 09:53 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Thinks parole is some sort of Parisian dessert...

Thinks parole is some sort of Parisian dessert pastry.
Forum: Foo
01-08-22, 08:35 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Geico quickly pulled their "So Easy, A Caveman...

Geico quickly pulled their "So Easy, A Caveman Can Do It" commercials once they found out that he couldn't do it.
Forum: Foo
01-05-22, 09:13 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Every so often, he cries out in his sleep at...

Every so often, he cries out in his sleep at night, " I could have been a contender!" This all began when his life long aspiration as a Super Bowl Champion ring wearer being quickly dashed after...
Forum: Foo
01-04-22, 09:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 410
Posted By dynodonn

That sure looks likes it is much easier to type...

That sure looks likes it is much easier to type on than my old Samsung slide phone, which is now in my cell phone museum drawer in my man cave.
Forum: Foo
01-01-22, 08:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 546
Posted By dynodonn

I did, Abe Vigoda

I did, Abe Vigoda
Forum: Foo
12-29-21, 09:48 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

At his age, he remembers that incident well.

At his age, he remembers that incident well.
Forum: Foo
12-27-21, 08:49 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Is one of Dos Okies, and has been voted the most...

Is one of Dos Okies, and has been voted the most uninteresting man alive for several decades in a row.
Forum: Foo
12-17-21, 11:28 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

With enough red rum, he will be more than...

With enough red rum, he will be more than willing to jump onto his Big Wheel, and go play with the twins down the hall.
Forum: Foo
12-16-21, 10:34 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Is the chief engineer at the safety test lab for...

Is the chief engineer at the safety test lab for the ACME Bicycle Company.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w
Forum: Foo
12-16-21, 12:13 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

No matter what his friends and family say, he...

No matter what his friends and family say, he still doesn't consider himself as a 50 year old virgin, and is constantly telling them that they should come to grips with his long time relationship to...
Forum: Foo
12-04-21, 12:03 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,435
Posted By dynodonn

1968, the same year Jumpin Jack Flash debuted,...

1968, the same year Jumpin Jack Flash debuted, definitely a good year for you!
Forum: Foo
12-03-21, 11:39 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,687
Posted By dynodonn

Nasty cold wet pea soup fog here at home, the...

Nasty cold wet pea soup fog here at home, the cold soaks right through one's clothes. At times, I wished I had a fog horn on top of my work shed, so I can find my way to it when stepping out of the...
Forum: Foo
11-28-21, 08:35 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

If his turkey ever catches fire in the oven, no...

If his turkey ever catches fire in the oven, no worries on his part, he'll just call in the big guy for help, "turkey, barada nikto", but some times the big guy gets carried away, and with the last...
Forum: Foo
11-20-21, 10:00 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

He's Maddow as hell, with no one being able to...

He's Maddow as hell, with no one being able to Reasoner with him, since his tactic is to Stahl, push people to the Brinkley, and their ending up with Mudd in their face.
Forum: Foo
11-05-21, 07:53 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

He is still trying to audition as Old Spice, and...

He is still trying to audition as Old Spice, and the Spice Girls still keep sending him "Get Well" cards to him at his senior rehabilitation center.
Forum: Foo
10-30-21, 10:19 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

If it wasn't for his obsessive love for donut...

If it wasn't for his obsessive love for donut holes, Little Debbie would have never come to be.
Forum: Foo
10-24-21, 08:53 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Though none of them will admit it, his father is...

Though none of them will admit it, his father is one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and his mother is one of the Spice Girls, and to this day, he can make one mean bowl of eeenie meeeanie chili...
Forum: Foo
10-23-21, 10:44 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Has fond memories of riding in his parent's...

Has fond memories of riding in his parent's station wagon's third row rear facing bench seat with his brothers, and having stare down contests with drivers following them, in seeing who blinks first.
Forum: Foo
10-23-21, 08:35 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Is a well known sight at the Dunkin driveup,...

Is a well known sight at the Dunkin driveup, especially in his aluminum spray can painted 1983 Grand Marquis, wearing his rhinestone mask. Whenever he pulls away, he belts out a hearty " HI yo...
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 09:30 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

He and his friend Tim tried that move on three...

He and his friend Tim tried that move on three cow girls one night, he's still upset that he only bucked one, and that Tim bucked two.
Forum: Foo
09-09-21, 07:31 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

His retirement plan is pole dancing at Leisure...

His retirement plan is pole dancing at Leisure World, but that was short lived when Leisure World discovered that he had removed the attached "No Parking" sign in the process.
Forum: Foo
09-07-21, 10:04 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Has received more hickies than a Doo Dah Man at...

Has received more hickies than a Doo Dah Man at a Grateful Dead groupie convention.
Forum: Foo
09-05-21, 04:44 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,207
Posted By dynodonn

Today, I got the satisfaction of finally setting...

Today, I got the satisfaction of finally setting down my paint brush, sitting back with a glass of iced tea, and watching my house paint dry. :)
Forum: Foo
09-04-21, 07:01 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

At his age now, just hearing the words Water and...

At his age now, just hearing the words Water and Loo in the same sentence brings on a sudden bladder urge.
Forum: Foo
09-03-21, 08:53 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

He still wishes that he had won the chicken...

He still wishes that he had won the chicken dinner, instead of finding that hat.
Forum: Foo
09-01-21, 09:07 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

His aspirations of getting into the major league,...

His aspirations of getting into the major league, much less the locker room, never came to fruition due to his having a serious case of foul balls.
Forum: Foo
08-19-21, 07:32 AM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Still looks down upon the discarded office paper...

Still looks down upon the discarded office paper as white trash.
Forum: Foo
08-09-21, 07:19 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 239
Posted By dynodonn

Hopefully it won't end up adding a new addition...

Hopefully it won't end up adding a new addition to my house......I've seen Russian housing construction work. :lol:
Forum: Foo
08-07-21, 02:20 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

He's been scheduling his wife with years of...

He's been scheduling his wife with years of disappointments.
Forum: Foo
08-06-21, 10:16 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Having a third rate romance at a low rent...

Having a third rate romance at a low rent rendezvous is too upscale for his budget and taste.
Forum: Foo
08-02-21, 10:25 PM
Replies: 18,732
Views: 1,063,337
Posted By dynodonn

Is the frontal man for the Las Vegas act "...

Is the frontal man for the Las Vegas act " Gladhand and the Goodbars", and is renowned for his climatic ending in his rendition of Sam and Dave's " Hold On, I'm Coming!".
Forum: Foo
07-31-21, 07:35 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,393
Posted By dynodonn

Ha! Whenever I see a Dos Equis bottle, I always...

Ha! Whenever I see a Dos Equis bottle, I always think of the old Bartles and James wine cooler commercials being plugged by the Dos Okies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7WeZbRbxwg
07-31-21, 07:16 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 5,174
Posted By dynodonn

I would not have treated it like comedy,...

I would not have treated it like comedy, especially after years of dealing with Dick and Jane Rushhourwolfpack. I also saw a couple of good opportunities for you to move to the right, let the...
Forum: Foo
07-15-19, 08:36 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 9,782
Posted By dynodonn

I watched the moon landing on a black and white...

I watched the moon landing on a black and white TV with a bad picture tube, and the whole time, I was trying to figure out what the black and white shapes were doing. Thanks to more modern TVs of...
07-10-19, 11:00 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 20,678
Posted By dynodonn

I'm sure that the speeding tickets SF cyclist are...

I'm sure that the speeding tickets SF cyclist are getting are greater than 5mph over, and again, good luck to the courts trying to make it stick at that difference range of 1 to 5 mph over. Even our...
06-28-19, 07:04 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 20,678
Posted By dynodonn

Since most bicycles are not equipped with...

Since most bicycles are not equipped with speedometers, the courts will have a tough time convicting most cyclists going 16 to 20 mph, and will end up going the route of many traffic LEOs, in going...
Forum: Foo
06-23-19, 08:50 AM
Replies: 8,255
Views: 1,740,428
Posted By dynodonn

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/400x213/ud8cqc_a73c28c8ed58e37a6378f231d9bcd303616e9385.jpg


I had the chance to pick one of these up for a song, since the owner didn't know...
Forum: Foo
06-06-19, 02:41 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,002
Posted By dynodonn

Mine is just the name of the wireless router I...

Mine is just the name of the wireless router I use, but I did like one of my family member's use of "FBI Van". :lol:
Forum: Foo
06-06-19, 08:38 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,600
Posted By dynodonn

All right! Root beer brown to boot! Same color as...

All right! Root beer brown to boot! Same color as my '70 Varsity that I bought brand new for 97 dollars! I have a restored brown '75 Varsity in my collection to take it's place.
06-04-19, 07:47 AM
Replies: 241
Views: 46,398
Posted By dynodonn

Mine is derived from a favorite 60's racer of...

Mine is derived from a favorite 60's racer of mine, "Dyno" Don (N)icholson
Forum: Foo
06-01-19, 06:03 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,053
Posted By dynodonn

Someone shouldn't be talking, especially when...

Someone shouldn't be talking, especially when they hire out as a sun shade for NFL football stadiums. Go Dunkin' Team!
Forum: Foo
05-30-19, 07:46 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,947
Posted By dynodonn

"Reality TV " is anything but reality. The old...

"Reality TV " is anything but reality. The old Vonage "hold my beer" commercials are more real.
Forum: Foo
05-29-19, 07:24 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,947
Posted By dynodonn

Ha! Back in the day, I was beside myself when we...

Ha! Back in the day, I was beside myself when we went from 2 over the air local channels to cable provided 8 channels, and I had to get up more often off the couch or chair to manually turn the TV's...
Forum: Foo
05-27-19, 05:45 PM
Replies: 8,255
Views: 1,740,428
Posted By dynodonn

I always wanted one of these when I first saw...

I always wanted one of these when I first saw one.........


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Forum: Foo
05-13-19, 07:46 AM
Replies: 8,255
Views: 1,740,428
Posted By dynodonn

I remember dating one girl just for her bright...

I remember dating one girl just for her bright red Sunbeam Tiger convertible, but that didn't last long when her parents took it away..........

...
Forum: Foo
05-12-19, 08:39 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,397
Posted By dynodonn

.....and adult. :twitchy: ......and warped...

.....and adult. :twitchy:

......and warped 60's TV fans won't forget this British gem........

...
Forum: Foo
05-12-19, 12:38 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,397
Posted By dynodonn

RIP Peggy "Mod Squad" Lipton

Peggy Lipton, co-star of the '60s hit 'The Mod Squad,' dies at 72 (http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/peggy-lipton-co-star-of-the-60s-hit-the-mod-squad-dies-at-72/ar-AABeIY0?li=BBnbfcL)

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