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09-11-19, 06:30 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,526
Posted By Brocephus

My guess would be that's because it's on a...

My guess would be that's because it's on a recumbent. You can;t jump out of the saddle and hammer on a recumbent, like you can with a regular bike, so the chain doesn't get the same tension, and...
09-06-19, 03:29 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 18,346
Posted By Brocephus

“To have a right to do a thing is not at all the...

“To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.”― G.K. Chesterton;)
09-06-19, 02:44 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 18,346
Posted By Brocephus

You're being obtuse. Obviously you're within your...

You're being obtuse. Obviously you're within your rights to go 20mph (not sure where you came up with the idea he suggested otherwise), but you would also be going significantly under the posted...
Replies: 28
Views: 1,793
Posted By Brocephus

Yeah, 3 months-(ish) is ridiculous. And it ain't...

Yeah, 3 months-(ish) is ridiculous. And it ain't like they can fall back on the time-honored excuse that they, "just want to make sure it's done right the first time", LOL!!!
Anyway, I feel your...
Replies: 28
Views: 1,793
Posted By Brocephus

That's inexcusable, IMO. I would write a...

That's inexcusable, IMO. I would write a hand-written letter to the company pres/CEO, whoever, reading them the riot act, and have it signed like a petition, by everyone you know.
Can't hurt :)
08-29-19, 05:24 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 7,844
Posted By Brocephus

Well then, they're close enough on enough...

Well then, they're close enough on enough critical points that we can, at bare minimum, call Texans "honorary" Southerners !! ;)
08-26-19, 09:02 AM
Replies: 114
Views: 5,742
Posted By Brocephus

11. I can go to 11 !! :innocent:

11. I can go to 11 !!

:innocent:
08-19-19, 06:36 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 7,844
Posted By Brocephus

I'm sure many of us recall the days when people...

I'm sure many of us recall the days when people often didn't bother locking their doors at night. Now a great many people won't answer the front door without a pistol in their hands. Applications for...
08-19-19, 06:16 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,174
Posted By Brocephus

a line from Joe Dirt ?? :roflmao2:

a line from Joe Dirt ?? :roflmao2:
Forum: For Sale
08-18-19, 03:55 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,645
Posted By Brocephus

Yeah, looks like it might be a 54. But, you could...

Yeah, looks like it might be a 54. But, you could also take that handy-dandy tape measure, clearly visible in pic #7 (https://www.bikeforums.net/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=7) , and just...
Forum: Commuting
08-16-19, 11:30 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,925
Posted By Brocephus

I can practically hear Phil and Bobke...

I can practically hear Phil and Bobke breathlessly calling this one a spectacular photo-finish, too close to call !!!!! :D
Forum: Commuting
08-15-19, 06:59 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,925
Posted By Brocephus

And you're tied with the last place guy !...

And you're tied with the last place guy ! :innocent:
08-14-19, 01:06 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,331
Posted By Brocephus

Short of banning cars and trucks, it ain't gonna...

Short of banning cars and trucks, it ain't gonna happen. We can "educate", and sign petitions, and hold candlelight vigils till the cows come home, but society is going bat**** crazy, and it's only...
08-14-19, 12:58 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 7,844
Posted By Brocephus

Yeah, that must be it, the societal insanity...

Yeah, that must be it, the societal insanity we're in the midst of can be traced directly to "stand your ground". :rolleyes:
08-14-19, 05:46 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,466
Posted By Brocephus

Fortunately, I generally bike ride in a...

Fortunately, I generally bike ride in a semi-rural county, and don't have any serious red light intersections to navigate, but when I'm driving in town, I routinely slow down, often positioning...
08-12-19, 07:01 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,948
Posted By Brocephus

Yep, no doubt, but the product is apparently...

Yep, no doubt, but the product is apparently legit. I got the pic from an ad on Amazon.



I think that thing IS the flux capacitor !
08-12-19, 05:21 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,948
Posted By Brocephus

It just occurred to me that it looks suspiciously...

It just occurred to me that it looks suspiciously close to the "neural neutralizer" from the Star Trek episode, "Dagger of the Mind"........:eek:
...
08-11-19, 07:46 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,978
Posted By Brocephus

Unless it's really obnoxious, it sounds like...

Unless it's really obnoxious, it sounds like something that may be unique and interesting to have on the bike. You might should reconsider.
But if you just gotta yank it, depending on what it's made...
08-11-19, 07:39 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,948
Posted By Brocephus

Oh yeah, it spins alright. But, that will engage...

Oh yeah, it spins alright. But, that will engage the warp drive, which most of us don't have the tires for.
08-11-19, 06:47 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,948
Posted By Brocephus

"That's not a tail light......THIS is a tail light!!"

edit: I found this on Amazon, LOL! It's 4 realz, yo ! :D

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/1001x1001/619fswxb_tl_sl1001__ec57d3e5edfc00bc6a1d3682262b39b61628f6e5.jpg
08-11-19, 10:46 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 27,219
Posted By Brocephus

On a happier note, I did my usual 30-40 miles...

On a happier note, I did my usual 30-40 miles today, and nobody flew past me, nearly taking the skin off my elbow, revving their engine and spraying me with exhaust, or shouting obscenities at me !...
08-10-19, 10:42 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 667
Posted By Brocephus

The part on the far left appears to be a unit of ...

The part on the far left appears to be a unit of currency, equivalent to 1/4 of an American Dollar.



(sorry, I couldn't resist. I'll show myself out. :D)
08-08-19, 05:01 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 557
Posted By Brocephus

I gotta agree with this reasoning. I've also been...

I gotta agree with this reasoning. I've also been really happy with the 3 or 4 C-dales that have passed through my stable, but I'd personally prefer the all-around better parts and wheels, over the...
08-08-19, 09:41 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,021
Posted By Brocephus

I always thought it was pencil eraser !!...

I always thought it was pencil eraser !! :innocent:
08-07-19, 07:00 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 3,225
Posted By Brocephus

To be fair, I don't believe the OP actually...

To be fair, I don't believe the OP actually "called out" or "shamed" the woman (unless anyone seriously suspects she's likely to be reading this thread). He's stated repeatedly he's just killing time...
08-04-19, 05:27 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 415
Posted By Brocephus

Maybe something like the mesh bags used for...

Maybe something like the mesh bags used for toting scuba or snorkeling gear ? You could compartmentalize from there with a couple other smaller mesh bags, that would be easy to locate, and keep items...
08-03-19, 02:14 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,855
Posted By Brocephus

Yup, same here. I've kept one on every bike I've...

Yup, same here. I've kept one on every bike I've owned, for years, and keep a spare in my road bike's seat bag, in case I fumble one into the weeds while fixing a flat way out in the boonies...
08-03-19, 01:46 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,855
Posted By Brocephus

This is why I got in the habit years ago of using...

This is why I got in the habit years ago of using a schrader adapter. The presta's aren't as much of a problem when using a floor pump at home, but out on the road, pumping up a tire with my Silca...
08-03-19, 10:31 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 20,692
Posted By Brocephus

On behalf of everyone, I sincerely and humbly...

On behalf of everyone, I sincerely and humbly apologize for your having been offended by random (but completely on topic) discussion taking place......on a discussion board !!!
Oh the humanity ! :D
08-03-19, 10:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,264
Posted By Brocephus

While admittedly, it ain't no party, if you have...

While admittedly, it ain't no party, if you have some cooperative tires, it can be an outright breeze. My last couple flats, first I've had in a couple years, couldn't have been less of a delay or...
08-03-19, 08:35 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 20,692
Posted By Brocephus

Yeah, it seems like pick-up truck guys are always...

Yeah, it seems like pick-up truck guys are always the most annoyed at having to slow down for 5 whole seconds, or move half a lane to the left. The vast majority of any aggressive/hostile attitude...
08-03-19, 07:39 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,264
Posted By Brocephus

Must be nice, I'm jealous !! Around here it's a...

Must be nice, I'm jealous !! Around here it's a CVC pharmacy, a Dollar Store, or another convenience store/ gas station, that you can't seem to go a block without running into. :bang:
08-03-19, 06:50 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 4,809
Posted By Brocephus

I haven't sifted through the whole thread, so i...

I haven't sifted through the whole thread, so i don't know if this has been mentioned, but some very common things I see inexperienced riders do, that slows them down and takes some of the fun out,...
08-02-19, 03:49 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 20,692
Posted By Brocephus

No one suggested actually trying this, as I said,...

No one suggested actually trying this, as I said, I read it years ago in a similar thread, and posted it here just conversationally. Try not to have an aneurism.
08-02-19, 09:03 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 20,692
Posted By Brocephus

I've found that it's a good idea to avoid the...

I've found that it's a good idea to avoid the county roads anywhere near the local high school, around the time school lets out. Those hormonal bastages are like prisoners after a jailbreak, and are...
08-02-19, 07:09 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 27,219
Posted By Brocephus

Staying "frosty" is pretty close to useless, when...

Staying "frosty" is pretty close to useless, when some dip**** is coming up behind you at 20 mph over the speed limit, with their eyes glued to their cell phone screen. I have people tell me all the...
08-02-19, 04:28 AM
Replies: 277
Views: 27,219
Posted By Brocephus

If you're afraid of being killed riding a bike on...

If you're afraid of being killed riding a bike on the road:
A- Don't ride on the road.
B- Don't ride a bike.
C- Or heed the good info and advice given above, put on your big-boy pants, and get...
07-31-19, 05:40 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 577
Posted By Brocephus

Thanks man, that looks pretty good, though...

Thanks man, that looks pretty good, though shipping may jack it up considerably (I didn't see any free shipping mentioned in the ad, just that if you return something, they're gonna get their...
07-31-19, 02:58 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 577
Posted By Brocephus

Thanks for the replies guys, but it looks like...

Thanks for the replies guys, but it looks like it's a moot point now, as I just scored a set of near-new wheels with Ultegra hubs, which negates the whole question ! :thumb:
I got them from a...
07-29-19, 02:20 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 9,567
Posted By Brocephus

I'm seriously digging (and jealous of) the new...

I'm seriously digging (and jealous of) the new carbon/Ultegra Bianchi, bro ! Congrats ! :thumb:
07-29-19, 06:21 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,401
Posted By Brocephus

I loves me some TDF podium girls !!!! :thumb: ...

I loves me some TDF podium girls !!!! :thumb:
And yeah, you can tell many of the girls are very tall just seeing them walk, even before seeing them next to the diminutive riders.
BTW, that girl...
07-28-19, 05:29 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,127
Posted By Brocephus

Yep, this sucks. A year or so ago, I snagged...

Yep, this sucks. A year or so ago, I snagged several spare Nashbar 26" road-friendly 1.75" mtn tires that I got great service from and really liked, so I'm bummed to hear they're gone now.
I believe...
07-28-19, 04:55 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,127
Posted By Brocephus

"They went full-******. Never go full-******" ! ...

"They went full-******. Never go full-******" !





(can't believe the auto-censor zapped this classic quote from "Tropic Thunder" :wtf: )
07-27-19, 09:57 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,491
Posted By Brocephus

His tainted legacy (and subjective likeability)...

His tainted legacy (and subjective likeability) doesn't diminish his undeniable experience, knowledge, perspective, etc, as far as being a highly capable commentator goes. At the end of the day, TV...
07-27-19, 08:50 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,542
Posted By Brocephus

I just checked the TV schedule, and just like...

I just checked the TV schedule, and just like last Saturday, Mediacom (or is it NBCSP?) is showing friggin' NASCAR again all day !!!!! I don't get my daily 3hr TDF fix !! :bang: :troll:

They've...
07-27-19, 06:46 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 9,326
Posted By Brocephus

I say this as a former bike racer, and someone...

I say this as a former bike racer, and someone that has watched most, if not every minute of the televised TDF coverage for decades, but the reality is, watching a live bicycle race is pretty boring....
07-23-19, 08:20 AM
Replies: 131
Views: 9,567
Posted By Brocephus

Don't misunderstand, as I said, I wasn't trying...

Don't misunderstand, as I said, I wasn't trying to sound critical of your 300 miles per month, not at all. My point was that, relatively speaking, it wasn't really a lot of training, for someone...
07-19-19, 04:24 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 662
Posted By Brocephus

Washing a hot bike causes flats? No, but...

Washing a hot bike causes flats?


No, but it has been known to remove the special sauce that is believed to make red bikes go faster.
07-19-19, 09:28 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 8,553
Posted By Brocephus

The flaw in this reasoning is that it isn't just...

The flaw in this reasoning is that it isn't just a given athlete's life, it spills over into others' lives (just like having a downtown full of homeless junkies does......or even one living in your...
07-17-19, 07:25 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,642
Posted By Brocephus

While Horner obviously knows what he's talking...

While Horner obviously knows what he's talking about, and surely isn't doing a bad job, to my ear, he exudes this forced intensity that makes him kinda hard to watch and listen to, like he's always...
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