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Forum: Foo
02-21-17, 02:14 PM
Replies: 49
Foo
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Posted By crackerjab

Is this thing still on? Bueller?

Is this thing still on? Bueller?
Forum: Foo
03-23-15, 08:39 AM
Replies: 227
Views: 72,273
Posted By crackerjab

Very well said my friend.

Very well said my friend.
Forum: Foo
06-11-13, 12:13 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 406
Posted By crackerjab

Chocolate starfish?

Chocolate starfish?
Forum: Foo
10-24-12, 03:55 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 618
Posted By crackerjab

Atlanta is the only airport where I'm comfortable...

Atlanta is the only airport where I'm comfortable making a connection with less than 45 minutes. It's by far the most efficient airport to navigate from terminal to terminal and I've never spent more...
Forum: Foo
08-09-12, 01:03 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 318
Posted By crackerjab

He's way taller than me. I can see the guys...

He's way taller than me. I can see the guys shoulders in the back, he has to be at least 6'4". I'm 5'10".


couchy- where's that pic of you towering me in height?
Forum: Foo
08-09-12, 12:37 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 318
Posted By crackerjab

Who's the guy in the back spooning?

Who's the guy in the back spooning?
Forum: Foo
08-09-12, 08:03 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 448
Posted By crackerjab

That story brought me much delight. ...

That story brought me much delight.



Not Centerpoint, LA ;)
Forum: Foo
08-09-12, 07:20 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 448
Posted By crackerjab

I've gone to work fully nude a time or two.

I've gone to work fully nude a time or two.
Forum: Foo
08-09-12, 07:03 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 448
Posted By crackerjab

This is why I no longer live in the country.

This is why I no longer live in the country.
Forum: Foo
08-09-12, 07:02 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 448
Posted By crackerjab

When I'm running late I usually just show up in...

When I'm running late I usually just show up in my underwear.
Forum: Foo
08-08-12, 12:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 743
Posted By crackerjab

We've only met once, but when we met, I...

We've only met once, but when we met, I immediately wanted to spoon. Does that make you pretty? I think it does.
Forum: Foo
08-08-12, 09:56 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 286
Posted By crackerjab

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/...

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/Squirrel.jpg
Forum: Foo
08-07-12, 09:36 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 251
Posted By crackerjab

Dang, I had an opportunity to go to Dallas this...

Dang, I had an opportunity to go to Dallas this week but had to hand it off to someone else. Maybe that's a good thing. ;)
Forum: Foo
08-03-12, 01:43 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,863
Posted By crackerjab

Ohhh look! Shiny ball!

Ohhh look! Shiny ball!
Forum: Foo
08-03-12, 12:09 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,863
Posted By crackerjab

They clearly don't factor in ADD. ...

They clearly don't factor in ADD.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/Capture.jpg
Forum: Foo
07-30-12, 03:37 PM
Replies: 1,593
Views: 80,058
Posted By crackerjab

Incidentally, I was the only guy there who would...

Incidentally, I was the only guy there who would dance... and wear a ridiculous leisure suit.
Forum: Foo
07-30-12, 03:29 PM
Replies: 1,593
Views: 80,058
Posted By crackerjab

Nothing get by you does it? ...

Nothing get by you does it?

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/034.jpg

Better?
Forum: Foo
07-30-12, 02:37 PM
Replies: 1,593
Views: 80,058
Posted By crackerjab

I threw a surprise disco party for my...

I threw a surprise disco party for my girlfriend's birthday Saturday...

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/DiscoJeff.jpg
Forum: Foo
07-20-12, 11:33 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 341
Posted By crackerjab

Good call. Really good call.

Good call. Really good call.
Forum: Foo
07-20-12, 11:25 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 341
Posted By crackerjab

They're on the other side of the country....

They're on the other side of the country. Otherwise, I would recommend the guy I saw.
Forum: Foo
07-20-12, 11:21 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 341
Posted By crackerjab

This is good advise, however, I'm not a decision...

This is good advise, however, I'm not a decision maker in that regard although I know we have some sort of grief counseling in place as I utilized it in a work related injury myself.

I want help...
Forum: Foo
07-20-12, 11:18 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 249
Posted By crackerjab

Well, when we met, he had pants on. I think it...

Well, when we met, he had pants on. I think it had a lot to do with his parents being around.
Forum: Foo
07-20-12, 11:09 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 249
Posted By crackerjab

There is also a party in his pants. Or so I'm...

There is also a party in his pants. Or so I'm told.
Forum: Foo
07-20-12, 11:05 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 341
Posted By crackerjab

I'm not aware of any. My HR manager is, of...

I'm not aware of any. My HR manager is, of course, on vacation today.

I'm going through my HR handbook trying to find out though.
Forum: Foo
07-20-12, 11:04 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 341
Posted By crackerjab

:thumb:

:thumb:
Forum: Foo
07-20-12, 10:50 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 341
Posted By crackerjab

Grief Counseling

I recently had 2 employees injured in an unforeseen event that has a high probability of PTSD among some other non-life threatening physical injuries.

As their manager, I would like to be generous...
Forum: Foo
07-18-12, 10:54 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 787
Posted By crackerjab

I work from home and my girlfriend has odd hours...

I work from home and my girlfriend has odd hours and is usually home during my "lunch time". I try to have her for lunch everyday, regardless of the time. I can eat real food later at my desk.
Forum: Foo
07-17-12, 01:20 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 285
Posted By crackerjab

I had a girlfriend get killed in a car crash...

I had a girlfriend get killed in a car crash while I was in college. I wish the last time I saw her wasn't like that to be honest. I've coped and moved on with my life but that memory remains of her...
Forum: Foo
07-17-12, 01:02 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 338
Posted By crackerjab

Ahhh, dental foreplay.

Ahhh, dental foreplay.
Forum: Foo
07-17-12, 12:57 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 338
Posted By crackerjab

I don't know why, but nothing get's me going like...

I don't know why, but nothing get's me going like hairy nipples on a woman.
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 03:31 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 2,719
Posted By crackerjab

I met this girl in Mexico one time...

I met this girl in Mexico one time...
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 03:24 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 227
Posted By crackerjab

What were you doing...

...Last year on this day?

You tell me, I'll tell you.
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 02:57 PM
Replies: 1,593
Views: 80,058
Posted By crackerjab

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/...

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/mtrushmore-1.jpg

Yes, I'm over 30. No, I will not grow up.
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 02:50 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 362
Posted By crackerjab

Hahahah. I forgot that I told everyone here about...

Hahahah. I forgot that I told everyone here about that. Did I tell you about tying a vibrator to someone's laptop before they went through security at an airport? (This was many years ago, I'm way...
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 02:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 362
Posted By crackerjab

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/...

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/jabarnhart/409215_2580789113258_24152418_n.jpg
Here's a pic of me and some lovely ladies for the guys to admire.

Edit: Wait, wait, wait... Here's a pic of...
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 02:45 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 339
Posted By crackerjab

I hummed this while I wrote it. I got weird looks.

I hummed this while I wrote it. I got weird looks.
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 02:33 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 339
Posted By crackerjab

I think if I had the energy I would. I've been to...

I think if I had the energy I would. I've been to AZ, CA, CO, WY, NE, and SD this week and I'm running on empty.
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 02:27 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 362
Posted By crackerjab

What am I, a piece of meat? I have feeling you...

What am I, a piece of meat? I have feeling you know.
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 02:14 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,064
Posted By crackerjab

I spend a lot of time on military...

I spend a lot of time on military installations... does that count? Do I get a prize if it does?
Forum: Foo
07-13-12, 02:13 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 339
Posted By crackerjab

I would say it's been an unlucky day for me. I...

I would say it's been an unlucky day for me. I had a 10am flight out of Denver getting into Charlotte at 7:30pm. It was oversold and I volunteered to give up my seat, which ended up putting me on a...
Forum: Foo
07-10-12, 07:03 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 197
Posted By crackerjab

Wait MV... Are there strippers at Mount Rushmore?

Wait MV... Are there strippers at Mount Rushmore?
Forum: Foo
07-10-12, 07:01 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 362
Posted By crackerjab

I feel as if you've been neglected

... by lack of presence in foo.

I see all the familiar faces as well as some new ones. But, I feel I visit to infrequently to be part of the dynamic that is foo any longer. Where did I go wrong?...
Forum: Foo
07-10-12, 06:39 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 197
Posted By crackerjab

Mount Rushmore

I have an opportunity to go by Mount Rushmore this week as I will be in the general area.

Any recommendations for a visit there? I have half a day to kill.
Forum: Foo
06-13-12, 07:54 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 343
Posted By crackerjab

Yeah, it's really good for my ego to see how all...

Yeah, it's really good for my ego to see how all the people in high school turned out.
Forum: Foo
06-13-12, 07:44 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 716
Posted By crackerjab

Nah, they wouldn't let me look out the window...

Nah, they wouldn't let me look out the window because of the whole "you have a bunch of broken bones and we're gonna cut off your hand off" thing.
Forum: Foo
06-13-12, 07:26 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 716
Posted By crackerjab

My last helicopter ride was what some would call...

My last helicopter ride was what some would call "unpleasant". I have a rough history with choppahs.
Forum: Foo
06-13-12, 07:22 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,249
Posted By crackerjab

Alive and kicking old friend.

Alive and kicking old friend.
Forum: Foo
06-13-12, 06:16 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 2,249
Posted By crackerjab

Next time they say "Hi" throw your hand up to...

Next time they say "Hi" throw your hand up to your ear, say, "what?"as if you can't hear them, while flexing your bicep. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Forum: Foo
06-13-12, 06:11 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,118
Posted By crackerjab

The whole point of going to a wedding is to...

The whole point of going to a wedding is to drink, smoke, do drugs, swear, and hit on the bride... errr... bridesmaids.
Forum: Foo
04-16-12, 02:46 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 1,572
Posted By crackerjab

Great actually! I made my longest ride since the...

Great actually! I made my longest ride since the accident on Saturday. 40 miles. Not bad for a guy who was dead 8 months ago if I do say so myself.
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