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04-26-07, 09:52 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 661
Posted By RedMenace

http://trackstarnyc.com/web2/blog/?postid=274 ...

http://trackstarnyc.com/web2/blog/?postid=274

Are you ready for this? This weekend!

Schedule of Events

Friday
Party and Registration: Bushwick Country Club
618 Grand St, Brooklyn
Happy...
04-19-07, 01:16 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 661
Posted By RedMenace

Hear that, chumps? ESPI Cup (this thing is going...

Hear that, chumps? ESPI Cup (this thing is going to be well sought-after. And heavy.) to be awarded, plus custom bags... Silver and Bronze medal teams will receive free **** as well...

Get here,...
04-19-07, 01:13 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 5,305
Posted By RedMenace

I hope you lot have your mallet construction...

I hope you lot have your mallet construction methods and materials of choice nailed down (hah, pun champion!) because in NINE short days, it is ON. East Coast Polo Invitational. 27-29.April, New York...
04-19-07, 12:51 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 661
Posted By RedMenace

Hey. Important bit about the ESPI. So...

Hey.

Important bit about the ESPI. So important I am spamming it to multiple threads: opening night party is Friday night, but if you party too hard or can't make it to NYC until Saturday, please...
04-19-07, 12:44 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 262
Posted By RedMenace

I'm going to tell you crew the same thing I told...

I'm going to tell you crew the same thing I told the Boston crew in that other thread. Come to ESPI. Next weekend, 27-29.April, NYC.

Two days of polo, guaranteed minimum number of matches for each...
04-19-07, 12:36 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 447
Posted By RedMenace

Hi. Come to ESPI. Do it. You want to. Next...

Hi.

Come to ESPI. Do it. You want to. Next weekend, 27.-29.April in NYC. Opening night party Friday night, followed by Two full days of polo, culminating in the presentation of the ESPI Cup and...
02-13-07, 12:24 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 5,305
Posted By RedMenace

okay, fine. i'll go ahead and admit that calling...

okay, fine. i'll go ahead and admit that calling our derivative 'bike polo' was not the wisest choice. it wasn't up to me. had it been, i would have called it bike hockey. because that's what it is....
02-13-07, 09:05 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 5,305
Posted By RedMenace

Seriously. Come to NYC for East Side Polo...

Seriously. Come to NYC for East Side Polo Invitational. Last or second-to-last weekend in April. Exact date to be posted soon.

We're going to **** up your day. You west coast kids can come, too....
08-31-06, 01:26 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 653
Posted By RedMenace

at the NACCC last year in portland i needed to...

at the NACCC last year in portland i needed to remove a stuck cog with no time to spare before the races... i tried that bit where i removed the lockring and skidded down a giant hill. it didn't...
08-26-06, 12:03 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 325
Posted By RedMenace

I read that post three times and I still don't...

I read that post three times and I still don't think I quite understand it fully, but you should be given a heads-up that racing conversions on the velodrome is not only very faux pas, but illegal...
08-24-06, 07:47 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,159
Posted By RedMenace

crap! i don't get it. how embarassing!

crap! i don't get it. how embarassing!
08-23-06, 01:48 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 2,159
Posted By RedMenace

a band i really like once sang: "if you don't...

a band i really like once sang: "if you don't know, you weren't meant to."

all that talk about "just ride your bikes and shut up" is fantastic, i love it, i really do... but i understand bill's...
08-23-06, 01:35 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 4,814
Posted By RedMenace

five of the trackstar crew cycled to tattooed...

five of the trackstar crew cycled to tattooed mom's from newark penn station on sunday. total distance was approx. 135 km (84 mi) on the road. we did it in about 8 hours total, which included a lot...
08-13-06, 05:48 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,739
Posted By RedMenace

too ****ing many. bronx john, we will miss...

too ****ing many.

bronx john, we will miss you.
08-10-06, 07:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 504
Posted By RedMenace

Dave Perry's "Bike Cult" is not to be missed. ...

Dave Perry's "Bike Cult" is not to be missed.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1568580274/sr=8-1/qid=1155215978/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-9046458-7191823?ie=UTF8

i know, that's a lot of URL. get over it.
08-08-06, 07:35 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,226
Posted By RedMenace

That's Thom and Jill. First-rate, the both of...

That's Thom and Jill. First-rate, the both of them. Thom is a badass, can ride like I wish your mom could, and packs a mean headbutt in full-contact arm wrestling. Jill is fun in a white tank top and...
07-25-06, 02:07 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,303
Posted By RedMenace

Here's Your Warning: RedMenace is coming to...

Here's Your Warning:

RedMenace is coming to the windy city.

Ripping and shredding are the order of the day.

That is all.
07-25-06, 07:02 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,226
Posted By RedMenace

not exactly. i will actually be racing this one....

not exactly. i will actually be racing this one. for that reason i am keeping my distance from the organisation. :)
07-24-06, 06:12 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,226
Posted By RedMenace

haha, let the organiser run the race... funny you...

haha, let the organiser run the race... funny you should say that. to me.

VD you ****er! okay i will give you that, but to be fair i did not race the rumble and i knew i wasn't going to be racing...
07-24-06, 05:29 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 2,226
Posted By RedMenace

apologies in advance for sounding like a *****y...

apologies in advance for sounding like a *****y old ****, but...

does anyone remember when no one would have even thought about pre-riding an alleycat course? when checkpoints weren't given out...
07-24-06, 04:45 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,375
Posted By RedMenace

you guys are ****s. it happens. sometimes...

you guys are ****s.

it happens. sometimes late at night, my mind is somewhere else, i roll up on a red light and i forget which direction this street goes, or in which order the turning lanes get...
07-22-06, 01:50 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 4,996
Posted By RedMenace

@dutret: i know ceya. see him multiple times...

@dutret:

i know ceya. see him multiple times a week. have received countless helpful hints and pieces of advice from him, and yes, i have seen him ride on a flat tubular while messengering. anyone...
06-19-06, 07:06 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,297
Posted By RedMenace

Two things bear mentioning here: First, these...

Two things bear mentioning here: First, these things are fashionable as well as functional... I use one and it definitely gets the Red Menace Seal of Approval (TM). Second, if anyone recalls this...
06-18-06, 10:40 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,297
Posted By RedMenace

We don't fear ridicule. That's what actually does...

We don't fear ridicule. That's what actually does set us apart from teenagers... we're over that self-conscious stage. People can bag us, we don't care. We are secure with who we are and what we do....
06-18-06, 10:23 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,297
Posted By RedMenace

maybe so, but this is the kind of **** that makes...

maybe so, but this is the kind of **** that makes us giggle... and what reason do we have not to? we're all twentysomething, healthy, living in NYC, acting like juvenile two-wheeled terrorists every...
06-18-06, 10:09 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,297
Posted By RedMenace

this seems to be the running gag with "us"......

this seems to be the running gag with "us"... whoever the **** "we" are... stuff that we think should clearly be offensive is laughed at and shrugged off, and then something cheeky like this is...
06-18-06, 10:04 PM
Replies: 366
Views: 11,534
Posted By RedMenace

yo. joe boots shreds my face off. that kid is...

yo. joe boots shreds my face off. that kid is awesome to the tenth degree, with his drunken wintertime bar hopping hijinks and trench helmet wearing manhattan street style...

rip it up boots!...
Forum: Foo
06-11-06, 10:52 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,292
Posted By RedMenace

Germany is not in the group with USA and Italy....

Germany is not in the group with USA and Italy. The rest of that group is Ghana and Czech Republic. Tomorrow's match will decide a lot, my pick is Italy to win that group and one of the US and Czech...
05-30-06, 10:18 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 629
Posted By RedMenace

what gave you the idea that bike polo is low...

what gave you the idea that bike polo is low impact? you've never seen the portland crew play it, clearly...
05-27-06, 01:49 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 697
Posted By RedMenace

hmm i was kind of just kidding about the buttsex...

hmm i was kind of just kidding about the buttsex part. kind of.

and then i didn't even show up. hah!
05-19-06, 07:08 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 1,999
Posted By RedMenace

is this guy for real? jason i'm right with you....

is this guy for real? jason i'm right with you. non-messengers and even rookies don't get it. we're not even looking for props (messengers, that is...), only the tiniest bit of respect. riding on a...
05-12-06, 12:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 400
Posted By RedMenace

wtf? race the bridge battle you *******.

wtf? race the bridge battle you *******.
05-12-06, 10:54 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 3,836
Posted By RedMenace

what's up with people not knowing what the term...

what's up with people not knowing what the term "fixed-gear" actually means? it doesn't mean that you're stuck with that ratio. it means that you can't coast. recognise, *****es.
05-10-06, 02:07 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 318
Posted By RedMenace

whoa, whoa... wawa? ****ing hell man. i'd love to...

whoa, whoa... wawa? ****ing hell man. i'd love to have you stay at my pit... pity is i have to leave town on saturday, which is total bollox but totally unrelated... friday is open if you can't find...
05-10-06, 06:53 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 606
Posted By RedMenace

yo these guys are amazing. see them when they...

yo these guys are amazing. see them when they come to your crappy city. they'll shred your face off.
05-04-06, 09:59 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 777
Posted By RedMenace

andy what mischief are you getting up to?! might...

andy what mischief are you getting up to?! might as well go for broke now, right? :)
04-29-06, 10:30 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 752
Posted By RedMenace

hahaha, yeah! i love those videos, they are...

hahaha, yeah! i love those videos, they are incredible. i watch the one of dan over and over again and laugh my ass off every time. just hearing my own laughter on the audio makes me crack up....
04-28-06, 08:02 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 752
Posted By RedMenace

A few photos... other people took more:...

A few photos... other people took more: http://actionforce.net/gallery2/v/minibike_week0/

Video footage is being uploaded as I type...

EDIT! Video footage is up. Last five items in that...
04-28-06, 12:11 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,690
Posted By RedMenace

hmmm best i can offer is a brown star......

hmmm best i can offer is a brown star... hahahaha! censor that you jerks!

edit: or a red star, of course. if he proves himself a suitable comrade.
04-28-06, 06:55 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 752
Posted By RedMenace

we're not exactly the critical mass sort. we're...

we're not exactly the critical mass sort. we're all for happy loving share-the-road attitudes, in theory, but in practice we would rather just **** **** up and do things pirate style. so critical...
04-27-06, 03:34 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 752
Posted By RedMenace

well, you heard him... show the **** up or i will...

well, you heard him... show the **** up or i will pull out your kidneys with a chainwhip and feed them to you.
04-26-06, 01:45 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,869
Posted By RedMenace

the very same night i had my bihawk cut/coloured,...

the very same night i had my bihawk cut/coloured, a van full of Brooklyn's Finest nailed me running a red in brooklyn at 02.00... no cars or other cyclists were anywhere around. they asked me if i...
04-24-06, 09:16 PM
Replies: 168
Views: 11,151
Posted By RedMenace

In order: Naked Raygun - Metastasis Naked...

In order:

Naked Raygun - Metastasis
Naked Raygun - Home Of The Brave
7 Seconds - We're Gonna Fight
Bad Brains - Pay to ***

sorry i took so long to get back on this... the thread fell off the...
04-23-06, 10:16 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,256
Posted By RedMenace

if you've not yet done an instructional, none....

if you've not yet done an instructional, none. otherwise, any of the events being held for your entry class are open.
04-22-06, 10:58 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,690
Posted By RedMenace

it's beautiful outside! put on your PVC and get...

it's beautiful outside! put on your PVC and get the **** out there. if i don't see each and every one of you ripping and shredding today, there will be eviscerations. don't think twice, ****ers.
04-21-06, 01:08 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 381
Posted By RedMenace

listen. you need to show up and race the...

listen. you need to show up and race the godfather or i will personally step on your liver. from the inside.
04-21-06, 09:33 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,690
Posted By RedMenace

if the weather is rainy and ****ty (and it looks...

if the weather is rainy and ****ty (and it looks likely that it will be) and you don't show up and race, you are a *****. there i said it. now get the **** out here, mother****ers. excuses will be...
04-20-06, 01:03 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 8,269
Posted By RedMenace

hahaha this is why i love you!

hahaha this is why i love you!
04-20-06, 07:30 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,690
Posted By RedMenace

our resources are crap. mostly. you know as well...

our resources are crap. mostly. you know as well as i do that crap is for lonely lonely boys who don't know any girls in real life. i'm trying desperately not to become that dude...

i'll be 'round...
04-20-06, 07:06 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 3,690
Posted By RedMenace

hey Msngr... can i get teamed up with babes? i'm...

hey Msngr... can i get teamed up with babes? i'm hurt i wasn't asked. screw those dudes, hook me up.
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