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Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 06:45 PM
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Posted By ahsposo

As a prison handicraft project, he saved his...

As a prison handicraft project, he saved his daily sporks and used them to make an awesome model of the Andrea Doria.
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 06:40 PM
Replies: 1,800
Views: 253,151
Posted By ahsposo

You can buy a brand new movement for a Seiko 5...

You can buy a brand new movement for a Seiko 5 for around $40. A few basic watch tools and *voila* u r a watchmaker...
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 11:16 AM
Replies: 1,800
Views: 253,151
Posted By ahsposo

Not a joke at all. Google it.

Not a joke at all. Google it.
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 11:00 AM
Replies: 1,800
Views: 253,151
Posted By ahsposo

You may need that watch demagnetized.

You may need that watch demagnetized.
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 10:44 AM
Replies: 1,800
Views: 253,151
Posted By ahsposo

You use a watch to tell time? That's what...

You use a watch to tell time?

That's what cell phones are for...
Forum: Foo
10-15-19, 03:57 AM
Replies: 1,800
Views: 253,151
Posted By ahsposo

I have no idea what you are talking about... ...

I have no idea what you are talking about...

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Forum: Foo
10-14-19, 04:14 PM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

Is so PC that he refers to sporks as "differently...

Is so PC that he refers to sporks as "differently enabled spoons"...
Forum: Foo
10-14-19, 02:45 PM
Replies: 3,721
Views: 295,684
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-14-19, 02:36 PM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

Swears that he won't give up his spork "Until...

Swears that he won't give up his spork "Until they pry it out of my cold dead hand."
Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 07:20 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 350
Posted By ahsposo

The bell is nice. Now you have a dingaling.

The bell is nice. Now you have a dingaling.
Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 07:18 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 04:09 PM
Replies: 10,194
Views: 2,072,379
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 12:32 PM
Replies: 10,194
Views: 2,072,379
Posted By ahsposo

This took me a minute...

This took me a minute...
Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 09:17 AM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-13-19, 05:53 AM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

Exactly. A Pity.

Exactly. A Pity.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 08:56 PM
Replies: 3,721
Views: 295,684
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 04:13 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 728
Posted By ahsposo

Those darn kids! I bet they never had to...

Those darn kids!

I bet they never had to walk to school.

In the snow.

Uphill.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 02:36 PM
Replies: 301
Views: 16,523
Posted By ahsposo

Maybe filed teeth.

Maybe filed teeth.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 02:35 PM
Replies: 301
Views: 16,523
Posted By ahsposo

I kind of wonder, but really, really don't want...

I kind of wonder, but really, really don't want to know, what those crumbs are.

You really think a guy with a style like that needs tattoos? I think tattoos would be like gilding the lily...
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 02:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 120
Posted By ahsposo

Texas choked. Yeah, that works for me.

Texas choked.

Yeah, that works for me.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 02:28 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

When the thread stops. Look, you know and I...

When the thread stops.

Look, you know and I know I will kill this thread. The thread is dead. It had a good run, some ups, some downs, some exciting times and, frankly, a whole lot of boring. I...
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 01:41 PM
Replies: 301
Views: 16,523
Posted By ahsposo

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Florida man's mugshot hits viral status...
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 01:08 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

Yeah, that clown Ronald, what a Bozo! More money...

Yeah, that clown Ronald, what a Bozo! More money than sense but where would I be without fools like him.

Here's a little teaser for you:
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Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 12:55 PM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

Among all known animals his species is unique in...

Among all known animals his species is unique in that they have evolved a special pouch on their bellies in which they carry their own spork.
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 06:50 AM
Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 06:09 AM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

Is the biggest youtube spork influencer. ...

Is the biggest youtube spork influencer.

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Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 05:33 AM
Replies: 3,721
Views: 295,684
Posted By ahsposo

Last night's moonrise: ...

Last night's moonrise:

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Forum: Foo
10-12-19, 05:27 AM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

His SPORK is a Merciful SPORK.

His SPORK is a Merciful SPORK.
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 07:20 PM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

Has a state issued licence for concealed carry of...

Has a state issued licence for concealed carry of his spork.
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 04:13 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

Oh, wait! You mean the McRibs. Well, yeah....

Oh, wait! You mean the McRibs.

Well, yeah. See I spoke with my old partner in crime Hamburglar and told him to put a little pressure on that lowlife Ronald. Remind old Ronnie about the pictures we...
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 02:46 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

With what? The battery for my Zinger® or getting...

With what? The battery for my Zinger® or getting the cute 16 year old next door to come over and babysit me?
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 05:03 AM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

A brave man of questionable judgement, he's going...

A brave man of questionable judgement, he's going hunting wild boar in Texas armed only with a plastic spork.

"Yeah, my hunt's gonna be filmed for that TV show American Sporksman!" he told Terry...
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 04:57 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 728
Posted By ahsposo

Get yourself one, it's a good career move. I...

Get yourself one, it's a good career move. I understand it helps with the "job satisfaction" thing.
Forum: Foo
10-11-19, 04:55 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 138
Posted By ahsposo

Swell. Just one more way for people to annoy me.

Swell. Just one more way for people to annoy me.
Forum: Foo
10-10-19, 01:34 PM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

A modern Alchemist, he is attempting and claiming...

A modern Alchemist, he is attempting and claiming great success, to turn fast food into turds with what he calls the Philosopher's Spork.

However, no one wants to independently or otherwise verify...
Forum: Foo
10-10-19, 08:50 AM
Forum: Foo
10-09-19, 04:33 PM
Forum: Foo
10-09-19, 12:26 PM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

His all-time favorite scary movie is the classic...

His all-time favorite scary movie is the classic Night of the Living Spork...
Forum: Foo
10-09-19, 10:01 AM
Replies: 10,194
Views: 2,072,379
Posted By ahsposo

As long as she's not wearing them...

As long as she's not wearing them...
Forum: Foo
10-09-19, 09:58 AM
Replies: 7,802
Views: 1,333,013
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-09-19, 09:57 AM
Replies: 7,802
Views: 1,333,013
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-09-19, 09:45 AM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

I can do that, too. McRibs it is. ...

I can do that, too.

McRibs it is.

*DISCLAIMER*

Do NOT blame me for your clogged arteries.
Forum: Foo
10-09-19, 02:09 AM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

You got a problem wit dat?

You got a problem wit dat?
Forum: Foo
10-09-19, 02:08 AM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

Rollfast and his wife only have one spork and...

Rollfast and his wife only have one spork and they share it; they're in a same spork marriage.
Forum: Foo
10-08-19, 06:49 PM
Replies: 7,802
Views: 1,333,013
Posted By ahsposo

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Forum: Foo
10-08-19, 01:39 PM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

Is building a megachurch and a television...

Is building a megachurch and a television ministry called The House of Spork for All People...
Forum: Foo
10-08-19, 11:05 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 605
Posted By ahsposo

Well, it was good to hear from Tom again...

Well, it was good to hear from Tom again...
Forum: Foo
10-08-19, 11:01 AM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

Only on Wednesdays and Fridays, otherwise I be...

Only on Wednesdays and Fridays, otherwise I be cruisin'...
Forum: Foo
10-08-19, 04:49 AM
Replies: 12,960
Views: 742,093
Posted By ahsposo

Has a favorite spork; he named it Tiney...

Has a favorite spork; he named it Tiney...
Forum: Foo
10-07-19, 08:14 PM
Replies: 9,035
Views: 587,229
Posted By ahsposo

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