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Forum: Foo
05-24-22, 08:55 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 682
Posted By Hondo Gravel

Opossum City would be more accurate.

Opossum City would be more accurate.
Forum: Foo
05-17-22, 08:15 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 512
Posted By Hondo Gravel

I have a theft prevention method but it is...

I have a theft prevention method but it is politically incorrect :lol:
Forum: Foo
05-15-22, 12:45 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 751
Posted By Hondo Gravel

CDs are coming back

I like to have a hard copy of music. I will stream music but I like a physical copy. I guess itís my age lol.
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Forum: Foo
05-11-22, 04:23 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By ahsposo

Has an atomic powered car. When it needs...

Has an atomic powered car. When it needs maintenance he takes it to a quantum mechanic.
Forum: Foo
04-30-22, 02:05 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By Brojangles

Secretly favors peanut butter and mayonnaise...

Secretly favors peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...with pickles.
Forum: Foo
04-29-22, 12:09 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,924
Posted By Hondo Gravel

Looks like a staycation this summer

Up 15 cents overnight

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I want to yell
...
Forum: Foo
04-20-22, 10:58 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 335
Posted By Hondo Gravel

600-700 calories an hour on the bike. Cliff Bars...

600-700 calories an hour on the bike. Cliff Bars are a bargain lol.
Forum: Foo
04-20-22, 06:30 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By ahsposo

Took his trusty white plastic spork to KFC where...

Took his trusty white plastic spork to KFC where he fought the slaw and the slaw won...
Forum: Foo
04-05-22, 12:46 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 297
Posted By work4bike

I agree that the home owners probably missed some...

I agree that the home owners probably missed some warnings, at least that's what I gathered from the video. However, that seems harsh for a HOA to have to power to place a lien or foreclose on one's...
Forum: Foo
03-19-22, 05:41 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By ahsposo

Grew up in a poor rural county and his High...

Grew up in a poor rural county and his High School (Benedict Arnold High, Home of the Fighting Sewer Rats) was so underfunded they taught Driver Ed and Sex Ed in the same car.
Forum: Foo
02-23-22, 09:24 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,177
Posted By Hondo Gravel

She said my bike was junk and since I havenít...

She said my bike was junk and since I havenít washed my bike clothes in a week she said I stunk so when she was passing she shot me with mace.
Forum: Foo
02-11-22, 11:03 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 568
Posted By zandoval

Orion would never have a small dog...

Orion would never have a small dog...
Forum: Foo
07-14-21, 04:38 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By ahsposo

Whinnies when he poohs.

Whinnies when he poohs.
Forum: Foo
06-13-21, 06:24 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By skijor

He'll sell no French lies before their thyme. ...

He'll sell no French lies before their thyme.
https://youtu.be/Nvxwf1jxdaM
Forum: Foo
06-08-21, 03:47 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,177
Posted By Hondo Gravel

People in-line skate even in rural Texas :lol: I...

People in-line skate even in rural Texas :lol: I was on my bike and this woman was flying on in-line skates. I gave her thumbs up then she maced me :roflmao2:just kidding she was a cool lady…
Forum: Foo
05-16-21, 10:00 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By J.Higgins

Has two left feet, finding it difficult to get...

Has two left feet, finding it difficult to get comfortable footwear. He usually just wears flip-flips.
Forum: Foo
05-10-21, 12:26 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By skijor

Don't know much about history Don't know much...

Don't know much about history
Don't know much lie-ology
Forum: Foo
04-21-21, 05:50 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By J.Higgins

Bought a gym membership through Costco and now...

Bought a gym membership through Costco and now has 36-pack abs.
Forum: Foo
04-15-21, 08:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,039
Posted By Hondo Gravel

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Forum: Foo
04-11-21, 11:05 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 756
Posted By Hondo Gravel

I told them wait until after a few lol

I will wear it but wait until after a few cold ones :lol: so I did. My country loving music neighbors ainít so lame after all especially after they bought this for me and the concerts I will attend...
Forum: Foo
04-10-21, 07:09 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By ahsposo

Because he's hard of hearing, instead of the...

Because he's hard of hearing, instead of the recommended Jenny Craig diet he went on a gin and crack diet.
Forum: Foo
04-08-21, 02:01 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,060
Posted By Hondo Gravel

Return of the Redneck Fan

Yup, itís getting hot outside so hopefully this contraption still runs.
...
Forum: Foo
03-30-21, 10:07 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,422
Posted By mtnbud

A classic bad movie clip

High School High
Forum: Foo
03-28-21, 09:09 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 694
Posted By noisebeam

It was one of those quiet evenings with a light...

It was one of those quiet evenings with a light breeze and perfect temperatures

First into a mini canyon...
Forum: Foo
03-19-21, 02:07 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,147
Posted By Hondo Gravel

Time for Retirement

This stray tomcat wondered up last summer now he is fully rehabilitated now Iím trying to convince him to retire. He is an old man cat I estimate at least 10. Still fighting getting beat up and he...
Forum: Foo
03-14-21, 01:19 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 891
Posted By Hondo Gravel

178.6

178.6 gravel bike miles this week but today Iím shot :lol: the 200 mile week will have to wait. Today itís cold cheap Mexican beer because the local bruja said that I needed a day off the bike. Donít...
Forum: Foo
03-06-21, 02:33 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 575
Posted By Hondo Gravel

Y’all come over, bring beer

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Around 7 dollars canít beat the price. HEB .....
Forum: Foo
03-04-21, 08:38 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,059
Posted By Hondo Gravel

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Forum: Foo
03-03-21, 01:20 PM
Replies: 12,309
Views: 2,659,160
Posted By nondes

I could use one of those - my glasses probably...

I could use one of those - my glasses probably wouldn't get as steamed up when I walk indoors.
Forum: Foo
02-28-21, 10:10 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By skijor

Is holding strong with his New Year's resolution...

Is holding strong with his New Year's resolution to not refer to the missus as a vintage kitchen appliance.
Forum: Foo
02-24-21, 04:00 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 648
Posted By Hondo Gravel

Texas Dumbbell

My new invention these dumbbells guarantees results :lol:
...
Forum: Foo
02-20-21, 03:45 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,113
Posted By Hondo Gravel

No busted pipes.

The thaw cleanup went well no busted pipes. I guess I got lucky. Wasnít looking forward to digging in the mud. Hopefully we wonít have weather like this for another 30 years. But it might become a...
Forum: Foo
02-18-21, 08:55 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By ahsposo

He's so dense he has his own gravitational field.

He's so dense he has his own gravitational field.
Forum: Foo
02-10-21, 08:17 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By no motor?

Thought he was going to Four Seasons Total...

Thought he was going to Four Seasons Total Manscaping for his winter Brazillion but ended up at a place that trims a different kind of Bush.
Forum: Foo
02-08-21, 02:24 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he's an old school, 4 on the floor tranny.

.
...he's an old school, 4 on the floor tranny.
Forum: Foo
02-04-21, 08:48 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By ahsposo

And I was Lucky to have those, goddammit! 2020...

And I was Lucky to have those, goddammit! 2020 was tuff!
Forum: Foo
01-30-21, 12:43 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,247
Posted By curbtender

Phonelation?

Phonelation?
Forum: Foo
01-22-21, 08:16 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By no motor?

And humour.

And humour.
Forum: Foo
01-07-21, 05:05 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By ahsposo

Wonders if he should call his physician if his...

Wonders if he should call his physician if his insurrection lasts more than four hours...
Forum: Foo
12-30-20, 07:29 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By no motor?

Envies people with indoor plumbing. And toilet...

Envies people with indoor plumbing. And toilet paper. Life hasn't been the same since Sears quit publishing their catalog.
Forum: Foo
12-28-20, 10:54 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 892
Posted By Hondo Gravel

I heard the phone pang and read your quote and...

I heard the phone pang and read your quote and Iím :roflmao:at your response. As Iím drinking a beer by a campfire :D
Forum: Foo
12-28-20, 03:37 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 892
Posted By Hondo Gravel

The best dad in the galaxy but had the worse son....

The best dad in the galaxy but had the worse son. His son turned down 50% share in ruling the galaxy. Brat.
Forum: Foo
12-21-20, 04:58 AM
Replies: 8,239
Views: 1,729,274
Posted By Zinger

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Forum: Foo
12-20-20, 08:30 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...Wham! became his fave musical group once...

.
...Wham! became his fave musical group once he became the bag of hammers.
Forum: Foo
12-13-20, 03:42 PM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By ahsposo

Makes his thought bubbles in a tub bath.

Makes his thought bubbles in a tub bath.
Forum: Foo
12-13-20, 02:33 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,721
Posted By Hondo Gravel

Here my old man cat 13 years. Poops on the tile...

Here my old man cat 13 years. Poops on the tile right by the box because he can :lol: Nickname Ass-Cat because he is an ass. One say he is old and can’t make it to the box and if that was true then...
Forum: Foo
12-06-20, 11:23 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By no motor?

Doesn't worry about flossing as his 2 teeth...

Doesn't worry about flossing as his 2 teeth aren't next to each other.
Forum: Foo
12-03-20, 02:47 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 471
Posted By Hondo Gravel

Burro Goes On Strike

Iím bored, burned out, and tired. Iím on strike! No Burro chores this afternoon! Going all out pyro :lol: and listening to some tunes and a few beers on this sunny cool day 50s. Staying isolated to...
Forum: Foo
11-16-20, 09:51 AM
Replies: 18,664
Views: 1,056,287
Posted By skijor

Just one thing on his xmas wish list...Nerf™ wind...

Just one thing on his xmas wish list...Nerf™ wind chimes.
Forum: Foo
11-15-20, 07:13 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,853
Posted By ahsposo

Fattening him up, I see. I'm having...

Fattening him up, I see.

I'm having buttermilk-brined yardbird, mac & cheez and pan roasted brussels sprouts. My wife refuses to consider possum.
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