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Forum: Foo
01-22-22, 01:05 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 335
Posted By 3alarmer

...AFAIK, I've never seen a tree guy call it a...

...AFAIK, I've never seen a tree guy call it a "dominant" species, in terms of numbers. But I spent a lot of time hiking around Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania woods in the Appalachians as a kid,...
01-22-22, 12:36 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 224
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...if this happens to you in the future, you...

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...if this happens to you in the future, you really do not need to remove a pedal if all you are doing is cleaning and regreasing the bearings in a one piece crank like Ashtabula or Farber. Once...
Forum: Foo
01-22-22, 12:19 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he showed so much promise in his early...

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...he showed so much promise in his early life. He had everything going for him in the trolling world, which he had chosen as his passion. He had all the moves, and was named to the college all...
Forum: Foo
01-21-22, 01:41 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 335
Posted By 3alarmer

....hickory used to grow back on the East cost,...

....hickory used to grow back on the East cost, where I was raised up as a Boy Scout. They are painful to crack and pick out the meats. There are people here planting out American Chestnuts that are...
Forum: Foo
01-21-22, 12:28 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 335
Posted By 3alarmer

...here in California, where acorns from native...

...here in California, where acorns from native black oak are a traditional food source for the native Americans in my area, they are leached of tannins and then ground into acorn meal, to then me...
Forum: Foo
01-21-22, 11:54 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 335
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...has anyone yet suggested, that your wife...

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...has anyone yet suggested, that your wife has activated parental controls, to keep you from going to naughty websites ?
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 11:15 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...had a thing for Tipper back when we were...

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...had a thing for Tipper back when we were all in high school. He's never forgiven me for stealing her love...sometimes, when he thinks back on it, he dances the Pony, because that's when they...
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 10:47 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...tl:dr

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...tl:dr
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 09:42 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...no longer does his own shopping. That's...

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...no longer does his own shopping. That's something he has "delegated" to his sock puppet, Siu. This has opened up more time for his forum conspiracies, a la Machiavelli. His latest effort, the...
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 05:44 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...his B+D safe word is *****.

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...his B+D safe word is *****.
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 01:00 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...likes to confuse the word censor program,...

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...likes to confuse the word censor program, using clever strategies of words that have the same number of letters, either of which might make sense in his phrasing. The above is a classic...
01-20-22, 12:48 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 795
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...all other things being equal, more spokage...

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...all other things being equal, more spokage gives you a more durable wheel. Obviously, all other things are not equal in your scenario.

Look at the rims themselves, and the age of them. As...
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 11:12 AM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...the smell of used kitty litter arouses him.

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...the smell of used kitty litter arouses him.
01-20-22, 12:14 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 582
Posted By 3alarmer

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/320x180/giphy_c74658a9af86684f8f8f216a8c9a5fb4b9dfe049.gif
Forum: Foo
01-20-22, 12:09 AM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...has little tin foil pyramids fastened in...

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...has little tin foil pyramids fastened in odd places on his bike, to make it invisible on police speed radar.
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 10:05 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 704
Posted By 3alarmer

...so you really are a sock for ahsposo ?

...so you really are a sock for ahsposo ?
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 09:01 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he remained unconvinced of the recently...

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...he remained unconvinced of the recently revealed conspiracy theory, that Siu Blue Wind was just a sock puppet account for ahsposo . Until today, when he saw a "like" given by "Siu" to a posting...
01-19-22, 08:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 443
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...Hozan makes the best pedal taps for...

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...Hozan makes the best pedal taps for cutting threads into a virgin surface.
They are long taper taps, not plug or bottoming taps, so they are a better choice for what you're doing.
...
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 03:59 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...has a tattoo of an asterisk on his belly...

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...has a tattoo of an asterisk on his belly button. His wife thinks it's his cutest feature.
01-19-22, 02:32 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 795
Posted By 3alarmer

...sometimes I need to go fast to catch up with...

...sometimes I need to go fast to catch up with some guy in a car, so I can give him a dirty look. :notamused:
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 12:38 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 704
Posted By 3alarmer

...yes. ...no.

...yes.



...no.
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 12:36 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 704
Posted By 3alarmer

...you both show up on my monitor as strings of...

...you both show up on my monitor as strings of text. Thus you occupy a specific circle in the Venn diagram off my life. :)




...that's harsh. :( The sentiments expressed by Mr Prine in his...
Forum: Foo
01-19-22, 12:25 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...getting his licks in now, before "belly...

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...getting his licks in now, before "belly button" gets added to the word censor and shows up as " ***** ****** ".
01-18-22, 11:17 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 930
Posted By 3alarmer

...the kid I bought it from in El Cerrito told me...

...the kid I bought it from in El Cerrito told me he brought it back from a vacation in Santa Barbara, where he bought it off the SB Craigslist. Then he never got around to riding it. This bicycle...
01-18-22, 09:43 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 795
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...I ride all over town here in Sacramento on...

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...I ride all over town here in Sacramento on 700x25 Vittoria Rubino Pro tyres. There is plenty of glass and crap in the bike lanes on public streets here. Youi do have to stay alert to it, and...
01-18-22, 07:02 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 930
Posted By 3alarmer

New to me this month:

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...sort of a late Xmas present.

https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulletin/2000x1504/dscf6842_3110c9125e1a26fcd9ecfc412a8dae288a9e95f5.jpg...
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 06:52 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he still remembers that cool thing that...

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...he still remembers that cool thing that happened to him, one summer at banned camp.
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 04:47 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 704
Posted By 3alarmer

...so now you're trying to stir up a diplomatic...

...so now you're trying to stir up a diplomatic incident, as a distraction ? Shame on you. :notamused:
FYI John Prine wrote the song "Donald and Lydia"...
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 12:24 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 704
Posted By 3alarmer

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 12:08 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 704
Posted By 3alarmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8tTwXv4glY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8tTwXv4glY
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 11:55 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 704
Posted By 3alarmer

...I only get tight on special occasions now. I...

...I only get tight on special occasions now. I used to be tight all the time, but it was just too hard on me, physically. :(
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 11:52 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 704
Posted By 3alarmer

... ahsposo self identifies as a man, living on...

... ahsposo self identifies as a man, living on the other coast of America. Otherwise, they are pretty close.
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 11:36 AM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...were it not for his amazing falsetto...

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...were it not for his amazing falsetto voice, his entire Tuesday night karaoke act at the Dew Droppe Inne would be impossible. Big Girls Don't Cry is an absolute show stopper.
Forum: Foo
01-18-22, 11:33 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 267
Posted By 3alarmer

...at one point, right around and after Xmas, it...

...at one point, right around and after Xmas, it seemed like about a third of the threads on Next Door here were about porch pirates, and most of them had doorbell camera videos included. Judging...
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 11:52 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...what we sometimes call an accomplished...

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...what we sometimes call an accomplished jailhouse lawyer. Now that he's on work release, he has a very exciting job, drafting criminal defense appeals for Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 11:30 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ....like all great ideas, soap on a rope just...

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....like all great ideas, soap on a rope just came to him, one day out of the blue. It was based on careful observation and personal experience, gained during his own incarceration.
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 08:24 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...did not snicker into his coffee mug when...

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...did not snicker into his coffee mug when he typed "end user agreement".
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 07:01 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...spent the entire day on Amazon, looking...

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...spent the entire day on Amazon, looking for a bigger hammer.
Forum: Foo
01-17-22, 11:33 AM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...for a clear violation of the ban club...

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...for a clear violation of the ban club rules, he was once banned for talking about ban club.
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 09:48 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

When the truth is found To be lies And all...

When the truth is found
To be lies
And all the joy
Within you dies

Don't you want somebody to love?
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 04:20 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he's been living in the land of the blind...

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...he's been living in the land of the blind for so long, even with a significant astigmatism in his one remaining eye, he feels like this.
Forum: Foo
01-16-22, 01:55 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...whenever he goes camping with a group,...

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...whenever he goes camping with a group, everyone depends on him to start the campfire, using his flaming pants to great advantage.
Forum: Foo
01-14-22, 03:55 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he has a cousin, Onan. That branch of the...

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...he has a cousin, Onan. That branch of the family tree goes nowhere.
Forum: Foo
01-14-22, 11:15 AM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...when you use the word in the biblical...

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...when you use the word in the biblical sense, he doesn't really "know" much at all.
Forum: Foo
01-13-22, 09:04 PM
Replies: 18,300
Views: 1,010,592
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...he has a huge collection of Mormon porn,...

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...he has a huge collection of Mormon porn, with various "sister wife of the month" pictures. There is something about an attractive adolescent teen in Mormon garments that just does it for him.
Forum: Foo
01-12-22, 09:57 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 236
Posted By 3alarmer

https://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/18/movies/be-my-ba...

https://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/18/movies/be-my-baby-a-hit-single-with-staying-power.html
Forum: Foo
01-12-22, 09:50 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 236
Posted By 3alarmer

https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/12/entertainment/ronni...

https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/12/entertainment/ronnie-spector-the-ronettes-dies/index.html
01-12-22, 09:07 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 542
Posted By 3alarmer

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikeforums.net-vbulle...

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01-12-22, 09:06 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 542
Posted By 3alarmer

Here is a '73 (I think), that I repainted here. I got it spray painted black.

...so I have no idea what the original paint looked like.
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01-11-22, 11:38 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,660
Posted By 3alarmer

. ...I'm not the original owner of any of my...

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...I'm not the original owner of any of my bikes anyway. Those guys had more money than me at the time, and a lot of them are dead now. :)
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