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Forum: Foo
03-02-18, 11:43 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 735
Posted By MillCreek

I have a Concept 2 C rower and a Schwinn AD6...

I have a Concept 2 C rower and a Schwinn AD6 bike. I used an elliptical at the gym, but somehow always keep coming back to my rower and bike. I have them set up in my home office, next to my wife's...
Forum: Foo
02-25-18, 09:16 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Recognizes 'Pronto' as his nickname down at the...

Recognizes 'Pronto' as his nickname down at the local 'exotic massage' parlor.
Forum: Foo
01-26-18, 02:56 PM
Replies: 554
Views: 19,832
Posted By MillCreek

I can't feel anything. Can you squeeze it?

I can't feel anything. Can you squeeze it?
Forum: Foo
01-24-18, 08:48 AM
Replies: 554
Views: 19,832
Posted By MillCreek

I pulled out, yes?

I pulled out, yes?
Forum: Foo
01-24-18, 08:47 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Most of his body is made of TimBits.

Most of his body is made of TimBits.
Forum: Foo
01-09-18, 06:10 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Offers his dingo as a prize at bingo.

Offers his dingo as a prize at bingo.
Forum: Foo
01-03-18, 08:33 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Is pretty spry for a cis white guy.

Is pretty spry for a cis white guy.
Forum: Foo
11-22-17, 01:30 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Has perfected his technique of sliding the...

Has perfected his technique of sliding the cranberry sauce out of the can to preserve the ribbing. Calls it 'ribbed for his pleasure'.
Forum: Foo
11-06-17, 06:13 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Knows the One Weird Trick that makes doctors...

Knows the One Weird Trick that makes doctors furious. Working in the field, I can share it with you: not paying your medical bills.
Forum: Foo
11-05-17, 07:38 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

He feels funny in his naughty bits when he licks...

He feels funny in his naughty bits when he licks the dilithium crystals.
Forum: Foo
11-03-17, 05:27 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,092
Posted By MillCreek

867-5309.

867-5309.
Forum: Foo
11-03-17, 05:02 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Sticks his head into the shine-o ball-0....

Sticks his head into the shine-o ball-0. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4MjXFV3q_I
Forum: Foo
11-03-17, 07:57 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Wonders if Larry Flynt keeps his bushes neatly...

Wonders if Larry Flynt keeps his bushes neatly trimmed.
Forum: Foo
11-02-17, 08:38 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Thinks that 'pearl jam incident' would be an...

Thinks that 'pearl jam incident' would be an excellent name for a band.
Forum: Foo
11-02-17, 06:36 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Still remembers the unfortunate pearl jam on...

Still remembers the unfortunate pearl jam on toast episode.
Forum: Foo
10-25-17, 09:40 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Thinks that 'alluring descriptions of meat' would...

Thinks that 'alluring descriptions of meat' would be an excellent name for a band.
Forum: Foo
10-24-17, 06:55 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Once almost accidentally deep fried his...

Once almost accidentally deep fried his dingle-dangle. Still will not say how his dingle-dangle was in such close proximity to the deep fryer.
Forum: Foo
10-15-17, 07:57 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Amazon sent him a strongly-worded letter...

Amazon sent him a strongly-worded letter instructing him to stop asking Alexa for a 'Weinstein'.
Forum: Foo
10-15-17, 03:22 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,264
Posted By MillCreek

Come to Seattle if you want to see unreal real...

Come to Seattle if you want to see unreal real estate prices. 700 square foot apartments in South Lake Union renting for $ 2500/month. 1100 square foot 90 year old bungalows in Ballard selling for $...
Forum: Foo
10-15-17, 02:05 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Copped an Alford plea to the charges of 'dunkin'...

Copped an Alford plea to the charges of 'dunkin' at a local park restroom.
Forum: Foo
10-12-17, 06:17 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Often comes in with a non sequitur out of left...

Often comes in with a non sequitur out of left field.
Forum: Foo
10-07-17, 10:18 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

His embouchure skills make him quite popular down...

His embouchure skills make him quite popular down at the local alternative bar, if you get my meaning, and I know you do.
Forum: Foo
09-26-17, 10:47 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Has the one bullet Barney carried in his shirt...

Has the one bullet Barney carried in his shirt pocket.
Forum: Foo
09-16-17, 05:44 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Flo from Progressive wrote a surprisingly...

Flo from Progressive wrote a surprisingly affordable policy for his man-cave.
Forum: Foo
09-09-17, 11:14 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Was given a stern talking-to by the police after...

Was given a stern talking-to by the police after he tried to act out on the concept of Humperdinck.
Forum: Foo
09-03-17, 10:22 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Started an online petition to bring back...

Started an online petition to bring back Hawley-Smoot.
Forum: Foo
08-31-17, 09:41 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 3,127
Posted By MillCreek

I bought the micromesh stainless steel filter...

I bought the micromesh stainless steel filter (Able Kone) for my Chemex. It now takes about 15 minutes to make a pot. Very very slow filtration rate, and I expected better for $ 60.
Forum: Foo
08-31-17, 09:21 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Prefers a third or fourth generation...

Prefers a third or fourth generation cephalosporin to penicillin.
Forum: Foo
08-27-17, 03:17 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

As a young lad, his parish priest warned him...

As a young lad, his parish priest warned him about 'pulling the rabbit'.
Forum: Foo
08-12-17, 06:29 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Likes to grip coconuts by the husk.

Likes to grip coconuts by the husk.
Forum: Foo
08-12-17, 10:19 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

His advertising motto, 'Pining for the Fords',...

His advertising motto, 'Pining for the Fords', was rejected by a certain large auto manufacturer.
Forum: Foo
08-10-17, 10:35 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Prefers the chunkier texture of KY Jam.

Prefers the chunkier texture of KY Jam.
Forum: Foo
08-08-17, 10:15 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Being from the South, plans on a Miracle Whip jar...

Being from the South, plans on a Miracle Whip jar instead.
Forum: Foo
08-08-17, 10:09 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,037
Posted By MillCreek

I am now 57, and in my work in the...

I am now 57, and in my work in the law/insurance/healthcare fields, have never had a pension. It was just me and my 401(k)/403(b) with various degrees of matching. I am now up to around $ 700K and...
Forum: Foo
08-05-17, 10:28 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Feels gypped, since his Tinder is of absolutely...

Feels gypped, since his Tinder is of absolutely no help in starting a fire.
Forum: Foo
08-01-17, 09:17 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Blames the eclipse for his blindness and points...

Blames the eclipse for his blindness and points to the Sun with a surprisingly muscular right arm.
Forum: Foo
07-31-17, 08:32 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Goes back and forth from being the 'blower' or...

Goes back and forth from being the 'blower' or the 'blowee'.
Forum: Foo
07-30-17, 11:48 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

He's just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

He's just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.
Forum: Foo
07-22-17, 11:40 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

His long love affair with Ruthann Friedman was...

His long love affair with Ruthann Friedman was the inspiration for the song 'Windy'.
Forum: Foo
07-21-17, 06:46 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Did not come up with the concept of the Pony Show...

Did not come up with the concept of the Pony Show in Tijuana.
Forum: Foo
07-21-17, 08:27 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

His parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme smoothie...

His parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme smoothie was not a commercial success.
Forum: Foo
07-20-17, 02:25 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

A number of passersby were heard to utter 'That's...

A number of passersby were heard to utter 'That's no moon.' as they beheld Dynodonn.
Forum: Foo
07-07-17, 02:09 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Smokes all the devil's weed before it can be...

Smokes all the devil's weed before it can be distributed.
Forum: Foo
07-05-17, 11:56 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Likes to ride on the parade float and throw beads...

Likes to ride on the parade float and throw beads to the deserving.
Forum: Foo
07-01-17, 12:00 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Likes to spend koalaity time with his favorite...

Likes to spend koalaity time with his favorite marsupial.
Forum: Foo
06-15-17, 05:23 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

https://dyn3.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B1%2F...

https://dyn3.heritagestatic.com/lf?set=path%5B1%2F0%2F5%2F9%2F3%2F10593734%5D%2Csizedata%5B850x600%5D&call=url%5Bfile%3Aproduct.chain%5D

Buys this by the barrel.
Forum: Foo
06-14-17, 09:26 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

His blue dress has some suspicious stains upon it.

His blue dress has some suspicious stains upon it.
Forum: Foo
06-09-17, 07:29 AM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Springs out of bed at the crack of noon.

Springs out of bed at the crack of noon.
Forum: Foo
06-06-17, 10:25 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

The Strange Story Of 'Convoy': How A Trucker's...

The Strange Story Of 'Convoy': How A Trucker's Protest Anthem Became A '70s Hit : NPR...
Forum: Foo
06-06-17, 05:24 PM
Replies: 12,393
Views: 711,326
Posted By MillCreek

Is a famous Citizen's Band radio personality.

Is a famous Citizen's Band radio personality.
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