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Forum: Foo
06-12-09, 11:33 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,384
Posted By catatonic

mantra of "Steel is real"....Ceramic is nice, but...

mantra of "Steel is real"....Ceramic is nice, but fragile...alloys often don't deliver...and composite blades are simply garbage. If it can't cut a monofilament fishing line...it's crap.
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Forum: Foo
06-11-09, 09:27 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 818
Posted By catatonic

but how dare you , coming in here smelling of...

but how dare you , coming in here smelling of funky bike seat and moldy gatorade!
Forum: Foo
06-10-09, 09:17 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 472
Posted By catatonic

When I hear Deuce, I think of a 2-barrel...

When I hear Deuce, I think of a 2-barrel Carbeuretor....rolling on those would be a rather uncomfortable ride....
Forum: Foo
06-10-09, 09:15 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,384
Posted By catatonic

Siu, how big of a blade do you need? Just get a...

Siu, how big of a blade do you need? Just get a small fixed blade knife....they exist for this very reason.
Forum: Foo
06-09-09, 10:00 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 562
Posted By catatonic

He definately should get back the shell as a...

He definately should get back the shell as a souvenir...that's pretty damn cool, danger factor aside.

If it got ready to take off, he should have grabbed a seat on top of it and swung a cowboy...
Forum: Foo
06-09-09, 05:22 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 368
Posted By catatonic

Yeah....I have an ocean of clothes and...

Yeah....I have an ocean of clothes and magazines/bike parts/etc in my room....it's so big that my room has wake, which is dependant on the gavitational pull of the moon.

The rest of the house...a...
06-09-09, 05:07 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,135
Posted By catatonic

Oh I used to get all kinds of jeers when I used...

Oh I used to get all kinds of jeers when I used to club ride....fat man in a spandex suit....the comments ranged from women shrieking as they drove by, to some guy screaming "HOLY S***, MY EYES!!!!",...
06-09-09, 04:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 993
Posted By catatonic

Many good points there, but the import vs...

Many good points there, but the import vs american reliability is a myth. If you look at the care taken in total dollars over a 10 year/150,000mi ownership span from new to then, american cars cost...
Forum: Foo
06-09-09, 01:47 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,064
Posted By catatonic

Unless I hear some sob story on the news or the...

Unless I hear some sob story on the news or the person who lost it was around when I found it....I'm keepin it.

Usually, large sums of "lost" money are "lost" for a reason....poking your head out...
Forum: Foo
06-09-09, 01:43 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 4,179
Posted By catatonic

Jockey? that stuff stretches out and looks...

Jockey? that stuff stretches out and looks horrible in a day or two....I'm a Hanes person...they don't get all stretched out like that.
06-09-09, 01:39 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 993
Posted By catatonic

Pickup trucks rarely depreciate like that...

Pickup trucks rarely depreciate like that though...unlike SUVs, more people buy trucks to use them rather than to poke around in a titanic vehicle. This helps keep any truck that's a proven brand...
06-08-09, 02:23 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 3,749
Posted By catatonic

My car-free experiences: San Jose, CA: 1 year ...

My car-free experiences:
San Jose, CA: 1 year
St. Petersburg, FL: 4 years

I'm car-lite now....I need the mobility at this point in my life.
06-08-09, 02:15 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 993
Posted By catatonic

NEVER GIVE THE VEHICLE BACK.....that's just...

NEVER GIVE THE VEHICLE BACK.....that's just horrible advice, and you'll get shafted so hard that not doing anything and simply paying for the vehicle you can't afford would be a better decision in...
Forum: Commuting
06-08-09, 02:01 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,182
Posted By catatonic

Phil's Tenacious lube is amazing. If you can't...

Phil's Tenacious lube is amazing. If you can't get that, then get a bottle of that oil treatment crap they sell at auto parts stores (the one they have that counter-top "turn the gears" demo...
06-08-09, 01:58 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 4,762
Posted By catatonic

True, one of my bells is a dinger, the other is...

True, one of my bells is a dinger, the other is the classic style...both fail to get responses here.
06-08-09, 01:43 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,135
Posted By catatonic

When I hold onto my OnGuard Brute (flippin HUGE...

When I hold onto my OnGuard Brute (flippin HUGE u-lock) when commuting, I've noticed every day I've done that I had positive experiences with traffic, compared to the days I keep it in my bag (in...
06-08-09, 01:38 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 4,762
Posted By catatonic

People ignore bells though. I have bells on both...

People ignore bells though. I have bells on both of my bikes...and I still end up yelling...and they still end up saying "buy a bell"....the problem is people just don't pay attention, instead being...
Forum: Foo
06-08-09, 01:19 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 687
Posted By catatonic

TOOLS DA is fine if you actually race,...

TOOLS

DA is fine if you actually race, otherwise a mix of 105/ultegra or preferably Centaur is the better option (Yeah, I'm a Campy *****).
Forum: Foo
06-07-09, 05:23 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 1,886
Posted By catatonic

I think I'd be a bottle of cheap bourbon...not...

I think I'd be a bottle of cheap bourbon...not necessarily the smoothest, but reliable and has limited first-aid value :p
Forum: Foo
06-07-09, 05:19 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,887
Posted By catatonic

Dog bites me, I'll bite back :p

Dog bites me, I'll bite back :p
Forum: Foo
06-05-09, 09:47 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 2,167
Posted By catatonic

College is good for the paper, which not only...

College is good for the paper, which not only proves competancy and then some in the field of your choice, but also the ability to handle long-term projects.

That said, if you really don't need...
Forum: Foo
06-05-09, 09:42 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 878
Posted By catatonic

Just screw with them....tell them you moonlight...

Just screw with them....tell them you moonlight as a bicycle repo man or something.
Forum: Foo
06-05-09, 09:28 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,811
Posted By catatonic

I just get couches from the Goodwill for $60-80...

I just get couches from the Goodwill for $60-80 and use them until the inner frames snap.

My current one is some southwestern style multi-colored thing. It's actually pretty ugly, and I think...
Forum: Foo
06-04-09, 03:54 PM
Replies: 9,450
Views: 1,944,938
Posted By catatonic

Van Halen -- hot for teacher.

Van Halen -- hot for teacher.
Forum: Foo
06-04-09, 03:47 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 4,179
Posted By catatonic

Me: Boxer briefs...boxers bind...briefs have...

Me: Boxer briefs...boxers bind...briefs have those weird leg openings that suck.

Her (whoever that is): preferably bikini, commando is fine....butt floss is too butt dependant.
Forum: Foo
06-04-09, 03:42 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 322
Posted By catatonic

Heh, this one is fully upgradable, handles any IR...

Heh, this one is fully upgradable, handles any IR or RF signaling (I'm about to replace the RF transmittor with Bluetooth), and I can program in my own custom user interface. Right now it has a PC...
Forum: Foo
06-04-09, 01:39 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 322
Posted By catatonic

Nah, got laid off....still unemployed. I'm...

Nah, got laid off....still unemployed. I'm starting classes in a few weeks to get some certifications so I can more easily find a job. Getting my A+, Net+ and Security+. Screw manufacturing, it's...
Forum: Foo
06-04-09, 01:33 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 898
Posted By catatonic

200 years......we'll probably have discovered...

200 years......we'll probably have discovered totally new and innovative ways to suck. By then, we'll have music that makes boy bands look "f-ing Metal!", have even more annoying repetitive...
Forum: Foo
06-04-09, 01:13 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 322
Posted By catatonic

Catatonic in your forums? it's more likely than you think!

Yo what up fooligans?

I had a rather long hiatus for various reasons....so what's kickin?
Forum: Foo
06-02-08, 06:24 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 897
Posted By catatonic

The wisdom in a wisdom tooth is that it smarts...

The wisdom in a wisdom tooth is that it smarts like all hell when recovering from getting those sucker yanked.
Forum: Foo
06-02-08, 06:16 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 411
Posted By catatonic

last week, I was standing at an intersection...

last week, I was standing at an intersection wiating for it to clear, when I suddenly got ninja-bear-hugged by some drunk old lady. It was pretty amusing.
Forum: Foo
06-02-08, 06:10 AM
Replies: 144
Views: 3,269
Posted By catatonic

It may not be equal, but the guy did have an...

It may not be equal, but the guy did have an ass-whupping coming to him for screwing with the property of others, the paralysis, as tragic as it is, should serve as a brutal lesson in this.

I've...
Forum: Foo
04-15-08, 10:38 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 452
Posted By catatonic

This is why I quit watching most TV and dropped...

This is why I quit watching most TV and dropped radio entirely. Effing with people is not appreciated...
Forum: Foo
04-15-08, 10:31 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 2,701
Posted By catatonic

1) Bit-O-Honey, end of discussion....dentalwork...

1) Bit-O-Honey, end of discussion....dentalwork cower in it's presence, for it is so sticky, chewy and yumlicious.

2)Peanut Brittle w/ english toffee bits....the ultimate homebaked candy.

3)...
Forum: Foo
04-15-08, 10:06 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 945
Posted By catatonic

Sounds like a perfectly respectable bachelor...

Sounds like a perfectly respectable bachelor party to me.

It's better than waking the fool up by pulling them out of bed, duct taping their mouth, and throwing them in the trunk for a trip to a...
Forum: Foo
04-10-08, 01:03 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 604
Posted By catatonic

One forum I partake in is especially cruel to...

One forum I partake in is especially cruel to those that out personal information.....that person basically lost any semblance of a life they had. The denizens of that board will at that point dig...
04-10-08, 12:46 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,718
Posted By catatonic

My current Shimano skewers piss me off for this...

My current Shimano skewers piss me off for this reason.....the front one will not go around the fork when pointed in the right direction. I may flip the skewer soon to remedy that. (yes, I just said...
04-10-08, 12:42 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,586
Posted By catatonic

I'll continue to drink from my +3 water bottle of...

I'll continue to drink from my +3 water bottle of impotence, thanks for caring though :)
Forum: Foo
04-05-08, 11:36 AM
Replies: 79,688
Views: 1,586,497
Posted By catatonic

Forget that....I hate feeling this tweaked...

Forget that....I hate feeling this tweaked out....I didn't realize that there was THAT much caffeine in those bottles of NOS energy drinks. I'm still totally going to sleep when I get home....too...
Forum: Foo
04-05-08, 10:52 AM
Replies: 79,688
Views: 1,586,497
Posted By catatonic

over-caffeinated...I'm wiating for the jitters to...

over-caffeinated...I'm wiating for the jitters to subside....800mg of caffeine makes for a tweaked out human.
Forum: Foo
04-05-08, 09:19 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,699
Posted By catatonic

When I was 14, I scored about 5 shoeboxes of...

When I was 14, I scored about 5 shoeboxes of amateur nudie photos/videos.

That was cool.....but became disturbing when I realized how old the photos were and realizing my wrinkled old neighbor...
Forum: Foo
04-05-08, 09:14 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,018
Posted By catatonic

I'll stick to my 22oz bottles of NOS....great...

I'll stick to my 22oz bottles of NOS....great stuff.
Forum: Foo
04-05-08, 09:13 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,064
Posted By catatonic

Your man card is now suspended. To get it back...

Your man card is now suspended. To get it back you must do the following:

1) chug 2 liters of beer in two attempts....one attempt per glass.

2) You must watch an entire season of UFC, and...
04-05-08, 09:07 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 797
Posted By catatonic

One thing about cheap cable locks...I've actually...

One thing about cheap cable locks...I've actually defeated one simply by yanking on it really hard (it was my mother's bike...she lost the key, my leatherman was at home, so I improvised in...
Forum: Foo
04-05-08, 06:16 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 2,064
Posted By catatonic

The toilet seat being up is not rudeness...it's a...

The toilet seat being up is not rudeness...it's a form of subliminal morse code. Invariably the code reads: "Honey, we need to buy a urinal." I assume women leaving the shower/spigot selector on...
Forum: Foo
03-21-08, 02:01 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 1,598
Posted By catatonic

Somewhere I used to have a small cast iron...

Somewhere I used to have a small cast iron beaver. Where it came from I have no idea....but it's somwhere in all my boxes of crap I don't use.

...how the hell does one use a cast iron beaver?
03-21-08, 01:55 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,458
Posted By catatonic

That logic is part of why I haven't been hit...

That logic is part of why I haven't been hit yet...not the razor knife...but that my mountain bike will damage their bodywork enough that they really don't want to hit me, regardless of how bad my...
03-21-08, 01:51 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 834
Posted By catatonic

I doubt it is....it's usually the middle aged and...

I doubt it is....it's usually the middle aged and younger that drive in a hostile manner. The old just drive in slow and random ways.

I guess it's easier to say the elderly bad drivers are more...
Forum: Foo
03-19-08, 12:43 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 1,219
Posted By catatonic

That's what I was sayin, yo....just get a cheap...

That's what I was sayin, yo....just get a cheap electric, one cheap enough to cut the body down to make smaller (right low a Les Paul Jr. Epiphone is looking like a good candidate....wrap-around...
Forum: Foo
03-19-08, 12:38 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 359
Posted By catatonic

I always unlock my phones, T mobile gives you ONE...

I always unlock my phones, T mobile gives you ONE unlock every 30 days for a phone you own, if you are currently in good standing with them.

I think he bought it trying to do an unlock, futzed up...
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