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11-03-05, 07:28 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 785
Posted By heckflosse

What makes you think that?

What makes you think that?
11-03-05, 07:23 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,194
Posted By heckflosse

$10,000. Is that right? That's less than the...

$10,000. Is that right?
That's less than the cost of a new car :eek:
Forum: Foo
10-28-05, 04:25 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 265
Posted By heckflosse

If it works I might try for womens (mud :D )...

If it works I might try for womens (mud :D ) wrestling.
Forum: Foo
10-28-05, 04:20 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,539
Posted By heckflosse

But were they dressed as Ninjas or Pirates? :o

But were they dressed as Ninjas or Pirates? :o
10-28-05, 02:33 AM
Replies: 224
Views: 13,230
Posted By heckflosse

You're rushed to Casualty in an Ambulance, sirens...

You're rushed to Casualty in an Ambulance, sirens blazing through the traffic, and the main thing on your mind is whether you could have gotten there quicker on your bike?

You meet a attractive...
10-28-05, 02:23 AM
Replies: 224
Views: 13,230
Posted By heckflosse

Whilst at work you spend more time checking your...

Whilst at work you spend more time checking your bike then checking your messages.

A "this bath is NOT a bike wash!" appears over the bath.

You go to a club and think how the lazer show would...
10-28-05, 01:57 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 785
Posted By heckflosse

[RANT ON]Known our Police force they'll do the...

[RANT ON]Known our Police force they'll do the least as possible, which will probably just be blocking the roads with their patrol cars whilst eating all the pork pies.
These days if you nead the...
10-27-05, 03:29 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,575
Posted By heckflosse

Sorry, I must have misunderstood you both...

Sorry, I must have misunderstood you both :rolleyes: ;)
10-27-05, 12:52 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,575
Posted By heckflosse

It may not blind somebody but, and I quote "the...

It may not blind somebody but, and I quote "the beam shines in the eyes of the drivers.", will definitely effect their vision easily causing an accident. I may use "absurdly' bright lights"...
Forum: Foo
10-27-05, 04:01 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 295
Posted By heckflosse

Or the next time you go to the swiming baths,...

Or the next time you go to the swiming baths, just drive straight in the pool. That way you get to wash your car, clothes and yourself. And if you have a bike rack :D
10-27-05, 02:26 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,686
Posted By heckflosse

Unfortunitly it's true. I commute to work by...

Unfortunitly it's true.
I commute to work by bike and I've had a few occasions were girls look down on me because of it. Yet when they see me in my car they suddenly start flirting. It doesn't...
10-26-05, 06:41 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,575
Posted By heckflosse

I also like to keep my "to-be-seen" 4x4 roof...

I also like to keep my "to-be-seen" 4x4 roof lights aimed high so cyclists can see me. I want cyclists (like you) to be a little annoyed with my lights in their...
10-26-05, 06:40 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,575
Posted By heckflosse

I also like to keep my "to-be-seen" 4x4 roof...

I also like to keep my "to-be-seen" 4x4 roof lights aimed high so cyclists can see me. I want cyclists (like you) to be a little annoyed with my lights in their...
10-26-05, 06:34 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,575
Posted By heckflosse

Wow, I'm glad you guys don't cycle anywhere near...

Wow, I'm glad you guys don't cycle anywhere near me http://www.orrp.com/smf/Smileys/orrp/banghead.gif
10-26-05, 06:22 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,375
Posted By heckflosse

No, because you're driving you wouldn't be a...

No, because you're driving you wouldn't be a cyclist.
You'd be a Vehicular Driver ('VD' for short) :p
Forum: Foo
10-25-05, 11:56 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 908
Posted By heckflosse

Erm no, I witnessed a computer animated...

Erm no, I witnessed a computer animated charactor, nothing more!
I suppose you've never watched a horror movie or a Tom & Jerry cartoon :p
10-25-05, 10:47 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 2,024
Posted By heckflosse

Wouldn't the best thing to do is to have read the...

Wouldn't the best thing to do is to have read the road more before?
10-25-05, 10:35 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,029
Posted By heckflosse

I've basic 3rd party cover. Cost's me 8 extra...

I've basic 3rd party cover. Cost's me 8 extra on my car insurance.
I think ridding without even the most basic of insurance is a bit foolhardy. Even if you're involved in a road accident and...
Forum: Foo
10-24-05, 03:36 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 908
Posted By heckflosse

Somehow I don't think any animals were actually...

Somehow I don't think any animals were actually harmed :rolleyes:
Ever heard of this new fancy thing called Computer Generated Graphics? :p
10-23-05, 01:54 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 732
Posted By heckflosse

Once a week, usually on Sunday, I clean,...

Once a week, usually on Sunday, I clean, lubricate and check everything.
10-22-05, 08:03 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,394
Posted By heckflosse

There was a lad at work who had one of these boy...

There was a lad at work who had one of these boy racer cars. You know, the usual coffee can exhaust, wide tyres and collection of 'performance' stickers. I used to always make fun of the NOS, K&N,...
10-22-05, 07:54 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 414
Posted By heckflosse

Don't you know how to turn round? :D

Don't you know how to turn round? :D
Forum: Foo
10-22-05, 06:12 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 908
Posted By heckflosse

Ford adverts *Warning*

These are two adverts which where actualy aired on UK TV earlier this year, although did get pulled because of complaints.
Animal lovers may want to look away!

...
Forum: Foo
10-22-05, 05:05 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 890
Posted By heckflosse

3D modeling can be inexpensive. Rather than...

3D modeling can be inexpensive.

Rather than buying those expensive 3D jigsaw type puzzles.
Just get a bag of frozen chips (fries) out the freezer and reconfigure the potato.
10-22-05, 04:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 448
Posted By heckflosse

Good film, but most films with Jason Statham are...

Good film, but most films with Jason Statham are pretty cool.
The scene with him knocking on the front door is my favourite :D
Forum: Foo
10-22-05, 03:58 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,233
Posted By heckflosse

I usualy dress like some kind of Quosimodo freak...

I usualy dress like some kind of Quosimodo freak of nature.
Forum: Foo
10-21-05, 05:20 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 890
Posted By heckflosse

That reminds me. I found this the other day. :) ...

That reminds me. I found this the other day. :)
http://www.bowler-offroad.com/MODEL%20INTRO%20PAGE.htm
Forum: Foo
10-21-05, 12:41 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 890
Posted By heckflosse

Off-road trials can be pretty cheap. I pay 25...

Off-road trials can be pretty cheap. I pay 25 for club membership with the MSA and entry fee to each event is 12.
The vehicle is the only real expense but you can pick up vehicles for next to...
Forum: Foo
10-21-05, 07:07 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 1,752
Posted By heckflosse

No one yet has been harmed by my compensating...

No one yet has been harmed by my compensating battered up 1964 Land Rover (which incidently can run on LPG.
My SUV (known as a 4x4 when I bought it :rolleyes: ) was designed and bought with the...
10-21-05, 06:53 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,394
Posted By heckflosse

The bigger the exhaust the bigger the potato you...

The bigger the exhaust the bigger the potato you can ram up it :)
Just make sure you're not behind it when it's expelled :D
10-21-05, 06:43 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 539
Posted By heckflosse

Don't you guys have Taxi's or grocery delivery...

Don't you guys have Taxi's or grocery delivery services?
If somebody's unfit to drive they shouldn't be on the road. If you're involved in an accident (at any age) which was deamed your fault or...
Forum: Foo
10-21-05, 06:34 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 1,752
Posted By heckflosse

Not sure but I think you've misread my post? ...

Not sure but I think you've misread my post?
What I'm saying is don't judge me for personel choices (SUV ownership, nationality etc.) which harm no one but feel you have the right to carry a...
Forum: Foo
10-21-05, 03:13 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 1,752
Posted By heckflosse

It amazes me the people in society who feel they...

It amazes me the people in society who feel they have the right to criticize what type of cars people driver, whether they smoker, their sexual preferences, colour of skin etc. but can justify...
Forum: Foo
10-21-05, 02:51 AM
Replies: 251
Views: 4,680
Posted By heckflosse

http://epguides.com/DangerMouse/cast.jpg

http://epguides.com/DangerMouse/cast.jpg
Forum: Foo
10-19-05, 03:26 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 267
Posted By heckflosse

Keyboard of the Future?

http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/
Forum: Foo
10-19-05, 07:15 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 222
Posted By heckflosse

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3823/Armarillo...

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3823/Armarillo_Army_Spoof.html
10-19-05, 06:05 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,412
Posted By heckflosse

Monday evening 6:00pm. Was in hospital...

Monday evening 6:00pm.
Was in hospital yesterday and told I can't cycle for 5 days or drive for 3.
Swines :(
Forum: Foo
10-19-05, 02:40 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 240
Posted By heckflosse

Slightly careless MoD

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4347990.stm
10-19-05, 02:23 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 512
Posted By heckflosse

Looks like a Land Rover Discovery V6 TD6 = 30mpg...

Looks like a Land Rover Discovery V6 TD6 = 30mpg urban. Probably better then most cars in that car park.
Would you have taken a photos of a Mercedes E-Class?
10-19-05, 01:56 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,369
Posted By heckflosse

I live in a rural part of England and incidents...

I live in a rural part of England and incidents are very seldom.
However we do have a good cycle network and a high number of cyclists so drivers are possibly more aware. It's not unusual to be...
10-17-05, 04:13 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,202
Posted By heckflosse

Your wifes female, I rest my case :p

Your wifes female,
I rest my case :p
10-17-05, 04:10 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 658
Posted By heckflosse

It's not the dogs you should be chasing, but the...

It's not the dogs you should be chasing, but the owners. :mad:
10-17-05, 12:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,205
Posted By heckflosse

I know how you feel. I was behind a car today...

I know how you feel.
I was behind a car today which must have took all of three seconds to pull off, made me three seconds late for work. :rolleyes:
10-16-05, 09:45 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,498
Posted By heckflosse

http://pedaltoys.meridian1.net/Images/06b%20new%20...

http://pedaltoys.meridian1.net/Images/06b%20new%20larger%201929%20fire%20truck%20boy%20front%20side%20view.jpg
10-16-05, 05:20 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,498
Posted By heckflosse

Its obvious you dont know your geography. If you...

Its obvious you dont know your geography. If you notice my location is ENGLAND, that's a country not a state. You may be supprised but there's a world outside America....
Forum: Road Cycling
10-15-05, 07:57 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 3,389
Posted By heckflosse

http://www.orrp.com/smf/Smileys/orrp/als1.gif ...

http://www.orrp.com/smf/Smileys/orrp/als1.gif

(Hopefully)
Forum: Road Cycling
10-14-05, 06:07 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 3,389
Posted By heckflosse

Do you own a car? If so do they pay you to drive...

Do you own a car? If so do they pay you to drive it?
Not only do cars advertise using names and logos but they also use design statements. BMW have the kidney grille, Aston Martin use the side...
10-14-05, 05:47 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,498
Posted By heckflosse

Although I tend to think this thread was devised...

Although I tend to think this thread was devised for trolling I though I'd add my thoughts.

As both a cyclist and a motorist I tend to think cyclists flaunt the law far more than motorists. ...
Forum: Foo
10-14-05, 01:36 PM
Replies: 184
Views: 8,916
Posted By heckflosse

I don't understand why you keep coming back to...

I don't understand why you keep coming back to this thread. I you're only interested in BIKE FORUMS why not just stay out of Foo?
Now go find a mirror, stare at it and ask yourself 'why am I so...
Forum: Foo
10-14-05, 12:48 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 546
Posted By heckflosse

Then again what about names like Amercan Eagle,...

Then again what about names like Amercan Eagle, Dirt Works, Giant, Iron Horse, Maverick, Pure Power, Rocky Mountain, Steelman, Titan or Wolf.
Aren't they all associated with bicycles?
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