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Forum: Road Cycling
07-17-19, 09:21 AM
Replies: 902
Views: 19,251
Posted By patentcad

To wit: ...

To wit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xr_EXXPwUA
Forum: Road Cycling
07-17-19, 09:20 AM
Replies: 902
Views: 19,251
Posted By patentcad

Lyric from my original song 'Do It All Again': ...

Lyric from my original song 'Do It All Again': You're overthinkin baby / I should know cause I do it myself all the time
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-19, 03:51 PM
Replies: 902
Views: 19,251
Posted By patentcad

What makes you think I'm back?

What makes you think I'm back?
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-19, 03:41 PM
Replies: 902
Views: 19,251
Posted By patentcad

Thanks. I lost my dog, my Dad and my Mom within...

Thanks. I lost my dog, my Dad and my Mom within 11 months in 2014, and this is way harder. But I'm starting to adjust. There are a lot of amazingly hot women available in my dating bracket, but of...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-19, 01:25 PM
Replies: 902
Views: 19,251
Posted By patentcad

Incorrect.

Incorrect.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-19, 10:45 AM
Replies: 902
Views: 19,251
Posted By patentcad

Don't even get me going about the AARP dating...

Don't even get me going about the AARP dating scene. God help me.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-16-19, 10:44 AM
Replies: 902
Views: 19,251
Posted By patentcad

My wife dumped me and I'm trying not to blow my...

My wife dumped me and I'm trying not to blow my brains out. The cycling helps. Picked up a Santa Cruz dual boing mtb, so I ride more in the woods than I used to. Not as many miles, but I'm out...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-15-19, 03:14 PM
Replies: 2,836
Views: 311,108
Posted By patentcad

Try not to kill yourselves boys. P.S. Blow me.

Try not to kill yourselves boys. P.S. Blow me.
Forum: Foo
12-27-18, 03:48 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,762
Posted By patentcad

Nothing screams 'HOT TOP SECRET NEW CAR!!!' like...

Nothing screams 'HOT TOP SECRET NEW CAR!!!' like that silly 'camo' paint crap. In a day of computer graphics/imaging it does little to disguise the car's appearance/design. If I were a manufacturer,...
Forum: Foo
12-27-18, 03:43 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,762
Posted By patentcad

That goes right out the window after you're 60...

That goes right out the window after you're 60 kid.
Forum: Foo
12-27-18, 11:34 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,762
Posted By patentcad

No remodeling. The new Vette (the C8) won't be...

No remodeling. The new Vette (the C8) won't be in showrooms until mid to late 2019 at the earliest, it's doubtful I'd trade the C7 (2 years, 14,500 miles), and even if I did, I'd wait until at least...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-27-18, 11:29 AM
Replies: 4,707
Views: 69,089
Posted By patentcad

Did I post my Santa Cruz Blur photos yet? I...

Did I post my Santa Cruz Blur photos yet? I don't remember this **** anymore.
Forum: Foo
12-27-18, 11:27 AM
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12-27-18, 11:27 AM
Forum: Foo
12-27-18, 11:26 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,762
Posted By patentcad

I dropped off the face of the forum years ago kid.

I dropped off the face of the forum years ago kid.
Forum: Foo
12-27-18, 11:25 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,762
Posted By patentcad

I stand corrected. While it's hard for me to...

I stand corrected. While it's hard for me to believe the glider training 40+ year old commercial pilots got when they were 19 or whatever over-rides all those years of commercial training &...
Forum: Foo
12-27-18, 11:09 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,762
Posted By patentcad

Newsflash: by the time any pilot is rated to fly...

Newsflash: by the time any pilot is rated to fly a heavy jet for a major commercial carrier, they have been through 20x as much advanced flight training (that's probably a vast understatement) with...
Forum: Road Cycling
10-04-18, 06:57 AM
Replies: 4,707
Views: 69,089
Posted By patentcad

You idiots want to see my new Taylor guitar?

You idiots want to see my new Taylor guitar?
Forum: Road Cycling
09-06-18, 12:36 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

That bites. Wait til the man collars you.

That bites. Wait til the man collars you.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-06-18, 12:36 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Close enough for rock n roll.

Close enough for rock n roll.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-06-18, 12:04 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

I'm getting a Stages PM for the Blur you know. ...

I'm getting a Stages PM for the Blur you know. Just sayin.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-06-18, 12:03 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

'Indeed'? Everybody wants to be...

'Indeed'?

Everybody wants to be Shakespeare.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-06-18, 09:36 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Not as bad as a broken collarbone.

Not as bad as a broken collarbone.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-06-18, 07:44 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

72 hours post crash the ribcage pain (they are...

72 hours post crash the ribcage pain (they are not broken, x-rays negative) is starting to subside, I should be on the bike again by Fri. or Sat.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-06-18, 07:43 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

I have a local lawyer I know who is also an avid...

I have a local lawyer I know who is also an avid cyclist, we are going to discuss it.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-05-18, 08:15 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Thank you. The way I look at it, any crash...

Thank you.

The way I look at it, any crash you can walk away from wasn't so bad.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-05-18, 06:27 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

So Monday AM I'm just riding along, maybe 23 mph...

So Monday AM I'm just riding along, maybe 23 mph down a slight downgrade when my front wheel hits a slight road depression (turned out it was a dip for those 6" wide round metal covers you see from...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-18, 01:22 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

It's not my birthday.

It's not my birthday.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-18, 09:18 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Full disclosure: I don't really have a sinking...

Full disclosure: I don't really have a sinking slider, just a sinking feeling that I'll never see the Mets win another World Series in my lifetime.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-18, 09:16 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Spoken like a true road weenie. HTFU and...

Spoken like a true road weenie.

HTFU and hit the dirt fatso.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-18, 07:42 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Maybe I'll ride the road bicycle today. I keep...

Maybe I'll ride the road bicycle today. I keep getting poison ivy and sticker bush lacerations in the woods. I also learned yesterday that my MTB (which has knobbies spec'd for 38 psi) rolls better...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-28-18, 07:39 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

I had rotator cuff surgery Dec. 1. I was in...

I had rotator cuff surgery Dec. 1. I was in physical therapy within two weeks, so where that '6 weeks of inactivity' stuff comes from is a mystery to me, you have to start P.T. soon afterwards or...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-26-18, 11:50 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Sucker.

Sucker.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-26-18, 12:45 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

How can you be sure?

How can you be sure?
Forum: Road Cycling
08-26-18, 08:14 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

He is working on it. After 5 years with me, he...

He is working on it. After 5 years with me, he needs therapy.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-26-18, 07:48 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

The crashes in the woods suck, but at least you...

The crashes in the woods suck, but at least you can count on them.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-25-18, 08:06 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

I rode that Santa Cruz Blur CC in the woods all...

I rode that Santa Cruz Blur CC in the woods all week, then 47 miles on the road today. I think the cross-training is working, felt
very good on the road bike today after relatively short (14 miles...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-12-18, 07:08 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 8,870
Posted By patentcad

OK, I'll bite. WTF is 'sträva'?

OK, I'll bite.

WTF is 'sträva'?
Forum: Road Cycling
08-04-18, 01:03 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

I was in three separate duos, one lasted a year,...

I was in three separate duos, one lasted a year, the other two a few months. I'd like to get into a band, but it's kind of such a pain in the ass I don' know if I can take all the time wasting,...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-03-18, 08:39 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

I played my guitar and sang for like 10 hours....

I played my guitar and sang for like 10 hours. All night. Cramming for my auditions with two bands. **** them, I want to start my own band with a heavy focus on Keith Urban material, my voice is...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-03-18, 08:37 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

That Santa Cruz Blur MTB is about the coolest...

That Santa Cruz Blur MTB is about the coolest skunk-works bike schwag I've ever seen. I'll try to post photos and weigh it this weekend. Bike shop said that it was 22 lbs. on the nose sans pedals,...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-31-18, 08:17 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

AND it went to my lung. But it didn't kill me. ...

AND it went to my lung. But it didn't kill me.

Yet.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-31-18, 07:54 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Spiritual ascension only counts for the vertical...

Spiritual ascension only counts for the vertical logs if you ride for the Vatican Cycling Team.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-31-18, 07:53 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

I'd say Velo Vol has a lifetime subscription...

I'd say Velo Vol has a lifetime subscription which includes thousands upon thousands of back issues as well.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-31-18, 07:16 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

First I'm working my way up to venues with indoor...

First I'm working my way up to venues with indoor plumbing and central heat.

Baby steps.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-30-18, 07:14 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Well to be clear, here where we are surrounded by...

Well to be clear, here where we are surrounded by Hasids a baker's dozen is 11.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-30-18, 05:47 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Oh yeah, another band is recruiting me. My...

Oh yeah, another band is recruiting me. My videos get responses. Soon I'll be playing in front of rooms with DOZENS of fans.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-30-18, 05:46 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Have I told you what a bunch of ****ing Fred...

Have I told you what a bunch of ****ing Fred Morons you are here lately?

I say that in the most endearing and affectionate sense.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-30-18, 07:06 AM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

Oh, like @ age 60 I remember that.

Oh, like @ age 60 I remember that.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-28-18, 08:36 PM
Replies: 10,774
Views: 141,768
Posted By patentcad

What are you all planning for when I hit 100,000...

What are you all planning for when I hit 100,000 posts? Are you ordering me a big cake? Will bikini clad women bicycle racers jump out of it?
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