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01-12-08, 08:34 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,585
Posted By NotAsFat

The only self-piloting car I want is the one from...

The only self-piloting car I want is the one from Larry Niven's short story, "Safe at Any Speed". :D
01-06-08, 01:14 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 5,066
Posted By NotAsFat

Popeye was a doper. :D

Popeye was a doper. :D
01-06-08, 12:24 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,665
Posted By NotAsFat

If you think Landis is a whiner, you probably...

If you think Landis is a whiner, you probably don't have words to describe Lemond's whining. :rolleyes:
01-03-08, 02:55 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,624
Posted By NotAsFat

I like his current one. "Some call me ......

I like his current one. "Some call me ... Tim.":roflmao:
01-03-08, 02:42 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 3,001
Posted By NotAsFat

As Sylvester J. Pu$$ycat...

As Sylvester J. Pu$$ycat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_the_cat) used to say, "you're desthpicable!" :p
01-03-08, 09:55 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 563
Posted By NotAsFat

Track nuts are used to secure the wheels on track...

Track nuts are used to secure the wheels on track and fixed gear bikes. Riding a FG bike with a missing track nut could lead to the loss of other nuts. :eek:
01-02-08, 07:35 PM
Replies: 173
Views: 9,327
Posted By NotAsFat

Everyone should believe in something - I believe...

Everyone should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.
12-26-07, 12:17 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 814
Posted By NotAsFat

Also known as the digitus impudicus. :)

Also known as the digitus impudicus. :)
12-26-07, 10:22 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 706
Posted By NotAsFat

Glad to hear you're getting better.

Glad to hear you're getting better.
12-26-07, 10:10 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,465
Posted By NotAsFat

That's easy, for me. My first (and only, so far)...

That's easy, for me. My first (and only, so far) century. Six and a half hours in the saddle in one day was about all I could stand.
12-16-07, 08:25 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,347
Posted By NotAsFat

I would shill for Trek every day if they'd give...

I would shill for Trek every day if they'd give me a new Madone. :D
12-16-07, 07:59 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 950
Posted By NotAsFat

Run away!

Run away!
12-15-07, 07:45 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,152
Posted By NotAsFat

What does the price of tea in China have to do...

What does the price of tea in China have to do with cycling? :)
Forum: Road Cycling
12-14-07, 03:42 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 4,264
Posted By NotAsFat

Actually, the disarming of innocent people by...

Actually, the disarming of innocent people by foolish governments is the sickest element.
12-14-07, 03:23 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 898
Posted By NotAsFat

While baseball has a number of specialized skills...

While baseball has a number of specialized skills that must be mastered to be a good player, at the professional level, everyone has mastered those skills. Therefore, atheletic ability becomes...
12-14-07, 02:27 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 367
Posted By NotAsFat

A set of clubs you'll use 1-2 times a year v. a...

A set of clubs you'll use 1-2 times a year v. a bike nobody uses? Go for it, assuming the clubs fit you ok.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-14-07, 02:22 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,532
Posted By NotAsFat

Ack! Thbbbt!

Ack! Thbbbt!
Forum: Road Cycling
12-14-07, 12:58 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,084
Posted By NotAsFat

Mont Ventoux comes to mind. Pro cyclists have...

Mont Ventoux comes to mind. Pro cyclists have died climbing it. Stelvio pass is high, long, steep in places, and windy. Col de Joux-Plane destroyed Pantani in 2000. Il Pirata abandoned, and never...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-13-07, 02:30 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 5,349
Posted By NotAsFat

Ack! Thbbbt!...

Ack! Thbbbt! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_the_Cat)
12-13-07, 02:07 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 916
Posted By NotAsFat

I would rather ride in 40 degrees celsius than 40...

I would rather ride in 40 degrees celsius than 40 degrees farenheit.
12-13-07, 01:35 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,136
Posted By NotAsFat

It depends entirely on the mental state of the...

It depends entirely on the mental state of the supposed Fred. If a sin against cycling fashion is committed in ignorance, i.e. the "sinner" is too ignorant to know better, it constitutes Fredness....
12-13-07, 12:09 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,136
Posted By NotAsFat

"Fred" is a term of derision for someone who is...

"Fred" is a term of derision for someone who is terminally, utterly, clueless about bike culture. A classic example of fredness is a 300-lb blob, in full discovery channel team kit, riding a matching...
12-13-07, 08:31 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,361
Posted By NotAsFat

Fixed. :D

Fixed. :D
12-12-07, 03:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,089
Posted By NotAsFat

When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy...

When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants. It's for fun.
12-12-07, 03:11 PM
Replies: 156
Views: 4,523
Posted By NotAsFat

With apologies to Eric Clapton: Have you ever...

With apologies to Eric Clapton:
Have you ever loved a bicycle so much you tremble in pain?
Have you ever loved a bicycle so much you tremble in pain?
And all the time you know she bears another...
12-12-07, 02:18 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,532
Posted By NotAsFat

We need a smiley for that! :yodel: :D

We need a smiley for that! :yodel: :D
12-12-07, 01:51 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 425
Posted By NotAsFat

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:
12-09-07, 12:49 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,309
Posted By NotAsFat

1.The Dolomites, including Madonna del Ghisallo. ...

1.The Dolomites, including Madonna del Ghisallo.
2. French Alps, including Alpe d'Huez and Mont Ventoux (Ventoux is technically part of the Alps)
3. Going to the Sun Highway, Glacier National Park,...
12-07-07, 02:43 PM
Forum: Road Cycling
12-05-07, 04:03 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,926
Posted By NotAsFat

The upper one is illegal for UCI events (wheels...

The upper one is illegal for UCI events (wheels must be same diameter).
12-05-07, 12:03 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 912
Posted By NotAsFat

I would rather ride in 40 degrees celsius than 40...

I would rather ride in 40 degrees celsius than 40 degrees farenheit weather. The place for ice is a drink.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-01-07, 02:41 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 6,904
Posted By NotAsFat

Incorrect. :)

Incorrect. :)
Forum: Road Cycling
11-29-07, 03:21 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,210
Posted By NotAsFat

:lol::roflmao::lol:

:lol::roflmao::lol:
Forum: Road Cycling
11-29-07, 02:17 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,210
Posted By NotAsFat

Were you referring to the new bike for him or the...

Were you referring to the new bike for him or the bathrobe for her? ;)
Forum: Road Cycling
11-29-07, 01:29 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,210
Posted By NotAsFat

She doesn't read this forum, does she? :D

She doesn't read this forum, does she? :D
Forum: Road Cycling
11-29-07, 01:27 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 2,673
Posted By NotAsFat

Just before she eats them. :D

Just before she eats them. :D
Forum: Road Cycling
11-29-07, 11:14 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,266
Posted By NotAsFat

I've had the problem w/a select rear wheel, too....

I've had the problem w/a select rear wheel, too. Shop had a pretty good price on some close-out ksyrium equipes, so I just upgraded.
Forum: Road Cycling
11-29-07, 11:04 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,671
Posted By NotAsFat

I went for 90 kg - 99 kg. I don't think even Der...

I went for 90 kg - 99 kg. I don't think even Der Klydemeister has had time to get > 99 kg. And nobody's > Greg Lemond. :eek:
Forum: Road Cycling
11-29-07, 10:59 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,671
Posted By NotAsFat

Aieeee! Ack! Thbbpt!

Aieeee! Ack! Thbbpt!
11-29-07, 09:12 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 638
Posted By NotAsFat

Seeing road is for wussy! :D

Seeing road is for wussy! :D
11-29-07, 01:00 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,402
Posted By NotAsFat

That was badly put. I meant to say that they are...

That was badly put. I meant to say that they are rarely won by the GC winner. My bad.
11-28-07, 08:54 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,402
Posted By NotAsFat

That's a good point, possibly the first rational...

That's a good point, possibly the first rational argument I've seen in this thread. Although the practice of running mountain TTs weakens the argument that it's a conscious decision.

If they...
11-27-07, 08:56 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,402
Posted By NotAsFat

I'll confess that I don't care much for...

I'll confess that I don't care much for sprinters. They sit in the pack, letting their teammates do the work of chasing down breakaways, and only in the last 200 meters to they finally come out to...
11-27-07, 02:51 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,402
Posted By NotAsFat

2007 TDF Results Stage 13 (54 km, 166...

2007 TDF Results
Stage 13 (54 km, 166 starters): 141st place - Thor Hushovd +10:18, 157th place - Tom Boonen +11:08.
Stage 19 (55.5km, 141 starters): 123rd place - Thor Hushovd +9:42, 131st place -...
11-27-07, 02:10 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,402
Posted By NotAsFat

I don't hate TT equipment. I just think it's...

I don't hate TT equipment. I just think it's become too specialized (and too expensive). The typical TT bike doesn't climb worth a damn. It's not particularly good for descending, either. TT course...
11-27-07, 01:16 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,402
Posted By NotAsFat

Name a top sprinter who could climb or time trial...

Name a top sprinter who could climb or time trial worth a damn. All they do is wheelsuck their betters until the last 200 meters then steal the race. ****'em.
11-27-07, 10:09 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,320
Posted By NotAsFat

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:
11-27-07, 09:55 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,540
Posted By NotAsFat

+1. The jerk just became the 2nd member to make...

+1. The jerk just became the 2nd member to make my ignore list.
11-27-07, 09:43 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,402
Posted By NotAsFat

What no climbing skill? Did you read any of my...

What no climbing skill? Did you read any of my posts other than the one you replied to? I not only stated that I wanted a hard climb or two, I even linked to an elevation profile of an example of...
11-27-07, 01:30 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 2,402
Posted By NotAsFat

Nothing so sinister as that. Time trialing tends...

Nothing so sinister as that. Time trialing tends to attract "heftier" riders, who don't like hilly courses. TT organizers (not the grand tour organizers) pander to that preference, because they want...
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