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Forum: Foo
07-17-19, 07:48 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,165
Posted By dynodonn

I never had any problems with bees while riding a...

I never had any problems with bees while riding a bicycle, but plenty of times on my motorcycles. Full face helmets, and buttoned up jackets became SOP while operating at speed, even on the...
Forum: Foo
07-17-19, 07:44 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

At his age, there hasn't been a bathroom that he...

At his age, there hasn't been a bathroom that he never liked.
Forum: Foo
07-17-19, 07:15 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 6,256
Posted By dynodonn

It wasn't so much the black and white TV, but the...

It wasn't so much the black and white TV, but the bad tube that I was referring to, making it difficult to discern what was going on.
Forum: Foo
07-16-19, 11:45 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Dresses up in the last fashion designer cookware.

Dresses up in the last fashion designer cookware.
Forum: Foo
07-16-19, 03:20 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 6,256
Posted By dynodonn

That must have been Eastern time, since I...

That must have been Eastern time, since I remember it being during daylight hours on the West Coast.
Forum: Foo
07-15-19, 08:49 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 6,256
Posted By dynodonn

Really groovy man, that you can dig it.

Really groovy man, that you can dig it.
Forum: Foo
07-15-19, 08:36 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 6,256
Posted By dynodonn

I watched the moon landing on a black and white...

I watched the moon landing on a black and white TV with a bad picture tube, and the whole time, I was trying to figure out what the black and white shapes were doing. Thanks to more modern TVs of...
Forum: Foo
07-15-19, 07:49 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,072
Posted By dynodonn

I never followed Soup Sales, and I tend to agree...

I never followed Soup Sales, and I tend to agree with you. I had more laughs with Jack Benny's dry humor, with my favorite part of his is when he went to open his vault.
Forum: Foo
07-15-19, 07:42 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,072
Posted By dynodonn

In an interview, Jay Leno started as a car...

In an interview, Jay Leno started as a car salesman, and a part time standup comic, then the roles reversed when he started making more money from stand up comedy. Today, he still makes money from...
Forum: Foo
07-15-19, 07:07 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,242
Posted By dynodonn

L.A. Woman by The Doors, and their Mojo riding.

L.A. Woman by The Doors, and their Mojo riding.
Forum: Foo
07-15-19, 06:41 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

His parents threw him out with the bathwater, ...

His parents threw him out with the bathwater, and he's been a wandering soul ever since.
Forum: Foo
07-14-19, 11:30 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

His version of Woodstock is having numerous...

His version of Woodstock is having numerous stacked cords around the house.
Forum: Foo
07-14-19, 08:07 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

His version of Ground Control is putting 10 lbs...

His version of Ground Control is putting 10 lbs of dirt in a 5 lb bag.
Forum: Foo
07-13-19, 07:12 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Ruined the neighborhood on Uranus by bringing his...

Ruined the neighborhood on Uranus by bringing his Conehead family with him.
Forum: Foo
07-12-19, 11:34 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

.........he already moved there, and why a...

.........he already moved there, and why a gaseous cloud now surrounds it.
Forum: Foo
07-12-19, 07:21 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Has plans to move to Poland, and become a pole...

Has plans to move to Poland, and become a pole dancer.
Forum: Foo
07-11-19, 11:00 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Having a White Rabbit, he fed his head way too...

Having a White Rabbit, he fed his head way too many times.
Forum: Foo
07-11-19, 04:05 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,072
Posted By dynodonn

Sesame Street debuted in November 1969, so you...

Sesame Street debuted in November 1969, so you got 1 month in. :D

1969 was the year our PBS station fired up, but I didn't pay much attention to it until NOVA first aired.
Forum: Foo
07-11-19, 07:12 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,072
Posted By dynodonn

If you remember living in the 60's, then you...

If you remember living in the 60's, then you weren't "Livin' in the 60's. ;)
Forum: Foo
07-10-19, 11:24 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,072
Posted By dynodonn

This theme song must be in part two...... ...

This theme song must be in part two......



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZOacyw8vpg


....as well as this one.....
Forum: Foo
07-10-19, 11:07 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

During the Summer of Love, he stayed on the...

During the Summer of Love, he stayed on the sidelines, watching everyone else dancing and partaking in ingesting the many pure forms of the wildly colored universe around him.
07-10-19, 11:00 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 13,370
Posted By dynodonn

I'm sure that the speeding tickets SF cyclist are...

I'm sure that the speeding tickets SF cyclist are getting are greater than 5mph over, and again, good luck to the courts trying to make it stick at that difference range of 1 to 5 mph over. Even our...
Forum: Foo
07-10-19, 03:35 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Performs sex with his wife in stealth mode, with...

Performs sex with his wife in stealth mode, with her commenting on how she doesn't feel a thing.
Forum: Foo
07-10-19, 08:44 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Was a dude before being a dude was cool.

Was a dude before being a dude was cool.
Forum: Foo
07-10-19, 06:59 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Goes on numerous benders at the Grindr Dude Ranch.

Goes on numerous benders at the Grindr Dude Ranch.
Forum: Foo
07-10-19, 06:54 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,242
Posted By dynodonn

Speaking of White Rabbit, for years it was "feed...

Speaking of White Rabbit, for years it was "feed your hare"
Forum: Foo
07-09-19, 07:14 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Has fantasies of squeezing his Charmin in front...

Has fantasies of squeezing his Charmin in front of Mr. Whipple.
Forum: Foo
07-09-19, 07:08 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,242
Posted By dynodonn

Whew! Since my screen cleaning fund is low on...

Whew! Since my screen cleaning fund is low on money!
Forum: Foo
07-08-19, 09:21 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,242
Posted By dynodonn

.........and a more hair suit.

.........and a more hair suit.
Forum: Foo
07-08-19, 09:20 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Stole ahsposo's thunder, in his being voted the...

Stole ahsposo's thunder, in his being voted the best ride at the Grindr Dude Ranch.
Forum: Foo
07-08-19, 09:07 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,242
Posted By dynodonn

Well, I guess I don't feel alone with War's...

Well, I guess I don't feel alone with War's song, I'm sure that there are more misheard lyrics on my part, but I forgotten them for now, but someone here might jog my memory in the future.
Forum: Foo
07-08-19, 08:09 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,242
Posted By dynodonn

Oh good, another song that I too misheard,...

Oh good, another song that I too misheard, instead of "Revved up like a duce" , I heard "Revved up like a ******". ( Think genital wash)
Forum: Foo
07-08-19, 07:12 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

In his youth, he had aspirations of winning a...

In his youth, he had aspirations of winning a Nobel, but now he just looks forward to the dinner bell.
Forum: Foo
07-07-19, 11:51 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,242
Posted By dynodonn

Misheard Lyrics

After years of hearing this song, I finally looked the lyrics for War's "Spill the Wine" and I knew the song was about some woman, but instead the correct chorus of "Spill the wine, take that...
Forum: Foo
07-07-19, 05:38 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

He has now exposed my true identity, and for...

He has now exposed my true identity, and for being my inspiration for coining the term "alterative facts"
Forum: Foo
07-07-19, 11:01 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Is proud of his plastic surgeon's personal choice...

Is proud of his plastic surgeon's personal choice of the South end of a Northbound horse, with his wife's gloating approval, and her saying that "His new look fits him to a tee".
Forum: Foo
07-06-19, 07:43 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

In his neighborhood, his family is known as "...

In his neighborhood, his family is known as " The Baker's Dozen", and a considerable ruckus can heard from their household whenever his wife's period goes missing again.
Forum: Foo
07-05-19, 08:28 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 12,444
Posted By dynodonn

OK, OK, I won't laugh to hard at the elevation...

OK, OK, I won't laugh to hard at the elevation sign.......gotta start with baby steps...........pretty much what I was doing when I hit the wall at 14,000 ft. ( heavily panting)
Forum: Foo
07-05-19, 07:32 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Still sitting by his tube radio, listening...

Still sitting by his tube radio, listening intently for another "Drink more Ovaltine" secret message.
Forum: Foo
07-04-19, 11:47 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

After a fiery burrito, a cloud of flatulent...

After a fiery burrito, a cloud of flatulent dust, he was heard saying. "Ow! Oh *****, outta my way!"
Along with puzzled looking bystanders asking "Who was that gassed man?
Forum: Foo
07-04-19, 07:56 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,842
Posted By dynodonn

4 years already, my how time flies by.

4 years already, my how time flies by.
Forum: Foo
07-03-19, 11:42 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Is still in mourning with his friends Johnny...

Is still in mourning with his friends Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels, and Lord Calvert over the loss of Jim Beam's 45,000 barrels of whiskey.
Forum: Foo
07-03-19, 08:26 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Still jealous that I was able to steal Rosey away...

Still jealous that I was able to steal Rosey away from him, since she likes men who can still hoist their flag to the top of the pole.
Forum: Foo
07-02-19, 08:19 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

His rest home applauded heavily when he finally...

His rest home applauded heavily when he finally scored 3 out of 10 basic questions on his memory test.
Forum: Foo
07-02-19, 08:16 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,380
Posted By dynodonn

I'm so happy that I still look young enough that...

I'm so happy that I still look young enough that most cashiers do not automatically give me a senior discount, and I can still pass for a regular adult at ticket venues.
Forum: Foo
07-01-19, 08:09 AM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Marcia Brady regularly calls him to do a quick...

Marcia Brady regularly calls him to do a quick afternoon ride with him.
Forum: Foo
06-30-19, 11:50 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

His version of the "Good Book " is a match book...

His version of the "Good Book " is a match book with his bail bondsman's phone number on the cover.
Forum: Foo
06-30-19, 08:22 PM
Replies: 12,969
Views: 742,477
Posted By dynodonn

Is still snickering in his leaving the book of...

Is still snickering in his leaving the book of matches in Jseis's bathroom.
06-30-19, 08:53 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 13,370
Posted By dynodonn

I'm sure life would be better for pedestrians if...

I'm sure life would be better for pedestrians if motor vehicles were only able to must 30 mph or less, and with the low disciplined/random nature of MUP users, I avoid our local MUPs like the plague,...
06-29-19, 10:44 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 13,370
Posted By dynodonn

My former employer's daughter was pulled over for...

My former employer's daughter was pulled over for going too slow by our state's highway patrol, while she was traveling 65mph in the next to the fastest lane of a 6 lane 65 mph freeway, and the...
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