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02-06-08, 06:36 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,196
Posted By Portis

Forum running sloooooooooooooow.

Running really slow for me on three different computers.
Forum: Foo
02-06-08, 05:04 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,933
Posted By Portis

I cheated on a rectal exam once.

I cheated on a rectal exam once.
02-05-08, 07:49 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,730
Posted By Portis

I have a Trek 1000 and while it may not be the...

I have a Trek 1000 and while it may not be the lightest road bike it certainly is probably the most bang for the buck of any road bike. I have dropped riders on $4500 bikes and I have been dropped by...
Forum: Foo
02-05-08, 07:46 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,551
Posted By Portis

I'm a Renegade. :)

I'm a Renegade. :)
Forum: Foo
02-05-08, 06:51 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,551
Posted By Portis

Dropped like a geriatric set of mammaries.

Dropped like a geriatric set of mammaries.
Forum: Foo
02-05-08, 02:55 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,551
Posted By Portis

What say you? ...

What say you?

http://www.celticattic.com/scandinavian/images/trolls/troll_pot.jpg
Forum: Foo
02-05-08, 02:52 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,352
Posted By Portis

Here too. ...

Here too.

http://www.wolfphotography.com/graphics/00000001/D-00408.jpg
Forum: Foo
02-05-08, 02:51 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,352
Posted By Portis

http://www.monkeysuncle.info/images/splashshot.png

http://www.monkeysuncle.info/images/splashshot.png
Forum: Foo
02-05-08, 02:08 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,608
Posted By Portis

No disrespect but i keep having this song flash...

No disrespect but i keep having this song flash in my mind everytime i read your title. Sucks to be from the 80's i guess. :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFUURKSjacs&feature=related
Forum: Foo
02-05-08, 02:05 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,551
Posted By Portis

:roflmao: FTW

:roflmao: FTW
Forum: Foo
02-05-08, 02:01 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,352
Posted By Portis

http://image.com.com/gamespot/shared/user/banned_p...

http://image.com.com/gamespot/shared/user/banned_page.jpg
Forum: Foo
02-05-08, 01:56 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,352
Posted By Portis

Since Foo became Church...

Seems like there is nothing funny here anymore. Either all of the funny people have left, their writers are on strike or they are living in fear of offending someone with something humorous that...
02-04-08, 05:30 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 554
Posted By Portis

In four short years we have lost...

While I've been around these forums longer than most it's really only been a little over 4 years. Yet in that time we have lost some real icons from the cycling world. It almost seems surreal...
02-04-08, 02:38 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 785
Posted By Portis

One day i had a little pickup pass me on a remote...

One day i had a little pickup pass me on a remote county road that was covered in ice. When i got about a mile further i found him stuck in the ditch having slid while trying to make the corner. It...
02-04-08, 02:28 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 546
Posted By Portis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngm6dr-1na0 ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngm6dr-1na0

Adjust the front der. first then go from there. There could still be other issues, like having the wrong lenght BB put in.
Forum: Foo
02-04-08, 02:19 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,729
Posted By Portis

Having lost sydney and now Sheldon Brown...

Having lost sydney and now Sheldon Brown bikeforums.net has lost two of the greatest minds as they relate to the mechanics of the modern bicycle. You will be greatly missed Sheldon. R.I.P.
02-04-08, 02:10 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,937
Posted By Portis

Sad news. What an incredible impact he made on...

Sad news. What an incredible impact he made on the world of cycling. I hope his legacy carries on for many years. My condolences to the family at this time.
02-04-08, 11:57 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,191
Posted By Portis

I don't clean my chain in the winter or any other...

I don't clean my chain in the winter or any other time. Use lube lightly and WD40 the chain if it gets wet.
Forum: Foo
02-04-08, 09:52 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 404
Posted By Portis

Sounds like she wants you to get the job for her...

Sounds like she wants you to get the job for her and even then she will probably be 50/50 on whether or not she even shows up. Fahgettaboutit.
Forum: Foo
02-04-08, 09:45 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,020
Posted By Portis

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/pd_breast_impla...

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/pd_breast_implant_070425_ms.jpg
Forum: Foo
02-04-08, 09:44 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,020
Posted By Portis

http://www.allmusclecars.com/pontiac/77tapfgleam.j...

http://www.allmusclecars.com/pontiac/77tapfgleam.jpg
Forum: Foo
02-04-08, 09:34 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 451
Posted By Portis

What's wrong with subleasing to someone in Iowa?...

What's wrong with subleasing to someone in Iowa? Being in Kansas, if I were subleasing, my first thought wouldn't be trying to find someone in Europe to sublease to.
Forum: Foo
02-04-08, 09:31 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 941,231
Posted By Portis

Also make it a project to get all of her in your...

Also make it a project to get all of her in your next photo. ;) How can we criticize if we can't see all of her?
Forum: Foo
02-04-08, 09:29 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,020
Posted By Portis

His mom made him wear his dead uncles clothes?...

His mom made him wear his dead uncles clothes? That's creepy. That should have told you right there to run away! :p
Forum: Foo
02-04-08, 09:27 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,005
Posted By Portis

Never heard that one. I think more accurately...

Never heard that one. I think more accurately they hit on "attached" men, regardless if they are married or have a girlfriend. Actually they are probably more apt to hit on a male with a girlfriend...
Forum: Foo
02-04-08, 09:20 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,020
Posted By Portis

http://www.gorillasushi.com/images/imce/Image/Phil...

http://www.gorillasushi.com/images/imce/Image/Philo/preppy.jpg
Forum: Foo
02-03-08, 07:43 PM
Replies: 79,688
Views: 1,583,919
Posted By Portis

Congrats on the century! ;)

Congrats on the century! ;)
Forum: Foo
02-03-08, 05:01 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,048
Posted By Portis

Remember the red states vs. the blue states?

Remember the red states vs. the blue states?
Forum: Foo
02-03-08, 04:59 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,099
Posted By Portis

If the Giants win. I'll drop all of my grudges...

If the Giants win. I'll drop all of my grudges against everyone here. If they lose.....
Forum: Foo
02-01-08, 07:20 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,005
Posted By Portis

Now, in exchange for this great advice it's time...

Now, in exchange for this great advice it's time to reveal your true identity. What is your regular username?

(you can PM me. I promise not to tell. )
Forum: Foo
02-01-08, 04:07 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 10,349
Posted By Portis

Fixed ...

Fixed

http://xs224.xs.to/xs224/08055/untitled-2902.jpg
Forum: Foo
02-01-08, 03:56 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,005
Posted By Portis

Just because a feeling is strong doesn't mean it...

Just because a feeling is strong doesn't mean it is good. Ask any crack addict. Of course it feels good to have that infatuation feeling. It feels awesome. That's why most people act on it.
Forum: Foo
02-01-08, 02:49 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 10,349
Posted By Portis

I get zits and that isn't one damned bit funny!

I get zits and that isn't one damned bit funny!
Forum: Foo
02-01-08, 02:45 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 10,349
Posted By Portis

This forum has become a mess in the last week....

This forum has become a mess in the last week. Everyone (esp. the blue stars) is sooooooooooo hyper-sensitive, and easily offended. I personally have committed at least two "infractions" this week...
Forum: Foo
02-01-08, 01:35 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,005
Posted By Portis

I, qwertyasdf, Take you, (your wife) To be...

I, qwertyasdf,
Take you, (your wife)
To be none other than yourself.
I promise to stand by your side;
To encourage you, and be open and honest with you;
To laugh with you, and cry with you;
To...
Forum: Foo
02-01-08, 11:43 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 727
Posted By Portis

It starts with Bill Belichick for me. You have to...

It starts with Bill Belichick for me. You have to admire his coaching ability but he simply isn't likable and often seems arrogant and smug. The spy gate deal sort of reinforced my belief in this. on...
Forum: Foo
02-01-08, 08:50 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 437
Posted By Portis

If I was single and had the time i would sell it...

If I was single and had the time i would sell it outright. The problem with selling outright is that it isn't always cut and dried. Sometimes things go smoothly sometimes they don't. There are all...
01-31-08, 08:48 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,351
Posted By Portis

I think the frustration came from this answer....

I think the frustration came from this answer. Guy told you to loosen the bolt and then hit your saddle hard. Then see your reply above which indicates you didn't read closely enough. You didn't read...
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 10:35 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 300
Posted By Portis

It's all been said. Put your router close to your...

It's all been said. Put your router close to your desktop and plug it in to your computer directly with an Ethernet cable. Then you should be good to go. Also as others said make sure your current...
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 04:31 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 396
Posted By Portis

Figured they would be used to it by now. :D

Figured they would be used to it by now. :D
01-30-08, 04:27 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,684
Posted By Portis

Yep: http://www.cycleaware.com/

Yep: http://www.cycleaware.com/
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 04:23 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 396
Posted By Portis

Surfing Internet forums at work.

Anyone hear this news story (http://www.poopprank.com/fart-sounds/fart_wav.htm) on the dangers of surfing the internet at work?
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 04:20 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,019
Posted By Portis

Yep. ...

Yep. (http://users.utu.fi/snapir/fart/wave/spinage.wav)
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 04:15 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,019
Posted By Portis

I don't think so. I think it is more of a matter...

I don't think so. I think it is more of a matter of people trying to sound smarter than they really are. Having more time to do that of course i will agree with.
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 04:07 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,019
Posted By Portis

Sophisticated Forum Speak

Has anyone ever noticed how they "talk" more sophisticated on a forum like this one than they do in real life? It doesn't really occur in Foo as much probably because there isn't as much desire to...
01-30-08, 03:55 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 969
Posted By Portis

What kind of balaclava are you wearing? If it is...

What kind of balaclava are you wearing? If it is a thin one like i use, you should be able to wear it comfortably in anything under 32F. At least i can. Again, mine is VERY thin and lightweight with...
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 03:48 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 944
Posted By Portis

He's doing the "pull my finger" trick.

He's doing the "pull my finger" trick.
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 03:00 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,409
Posted By Portis

I have a house that i can afford.

I have a house that i can afford.
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 02:56 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 944
Posted By Portis

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/rod-stewart-ukra...

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/rod-stewart-ukraine-431x300.jpg

Mod Rod.
Forum: Foo
01-30-08, 12:15 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 756
Posted By Portis

Maybe this will be one of those..NEW COKE...

Maybe this will be one of those..NEW COKE ventures.

http://www.colawp.com/database/image.php?cola_id=506
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