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Forum: Foo
09-22-20, 01:36 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Dresses like Flea of the RHCPs because of his...

Dresses like Flea of the RHCPs because of his down by the river fashion statement
Forum: Foo
09-21-20, 08:12 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Goes full Dutch oven in his van, down by the...

Goes full Dutch oven in his van, down by the river.
Forum: Foo
09-20-20, 09:12 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Is considered a virtuoso on his G-string guitar...

Is considered a virtuoso on his G-string guitar as he leads his band “No Pants”. They’d be on a West Coast tour if only they could get their van, down by the river, started.
Forum: Foo
09-16-20, 08:06 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

His nine pants are safely sewn away in a Swiss...

His nine pants are safely sewn away in a Swiss Bank vault.
Forum: Foo
09-15-20, 08:31 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,274
Posted By Jseis

People take photos for personal reasons so many...

People take photos for personal reasons so many photos have a back story i.e. which of your pictures is worth a thousand words and.. why?
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 07:26 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Still “fondly” remembers his boy toy start and...

Still “fondly” remembers his boy toy start and with a glint in his eye he’s a willing stand-in on the Gender Lender® site for grannies needing a cranky old party boy.
Forum: Foo
09-13-20, 09:59 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Invested his life savings in Gender-Fender®.

Invested his life savings in Gender-Fender®.
Forum: Foo
09-12-20, 10:33 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Is on high demand at birthday parties for his...

Is on high demand at birthday parties for his signature gender bender stunts.
Forum: Foo
09-11-20, 07:26 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Likes to refer to himself as that “Agent Orange”...

Likes to refer to himself as that “Agent Orange” but is avoided like the plague because of his squeezing proclivities.
Forum: Foo
09-09-20, 08:15 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Frequently goes off the reservation to stock up ...

Frequently goes off the reservation to stock up
on “edibles” for his van down by the flaming river.
Forum: Foo
09-07-20, 09:27 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,391
Posted By Jseis

Affordable housing in our area was $125-145K...

Affordable housing in our area was $125-145K about 10 years ago. Since very few of those homes were built, the market got tight and the worst homes in the area began selling for $135k+, basically...
Forum: Foo
09-07-20, 05:06 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Accidentally set his van on fire with green...

Accidentally set his van on fire with green flames when he came out as amphibious down by the river.
Forum: Foo
09-06-20, 06:00 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Fancies himself as a reversible liar, really a...

Fancies himself as a reversible liar, really a truth teller. “Hear yea hear yea I speak the Truth as a lie, the purest truth known as I cannot lie”.
Forum: Foo
09-05-20, 12:24 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 391
Posted By Jseis

Willapa at the edge of my known universe. ...

Willapa at the edge of my known universe.

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Forum: Foo
09-04-20, 11:43 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

His morning indulgence is one sugar frosted flake.

His morning indulgence is one sugar frosted flake.
Forum: Foo
09-01-20, 07:36 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Typing class was oddly titillating for him when...

Typing class was oddly titillating for him when he discovered he could type out the names of various body parts without putting paper in.
Forum: Foo
09-01-20, 07:09 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Tickled his uvula with a spork and gagged his...

Tickled his uvula with a spork and gagged his merkin right off his groin in a van down by the river.
Forum: Foo
08-31-20, 10:39 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

His new pickup line “Hey wonderful, come to my...

His new pickup line “Hey wonderful, come to my van down by the river jetty and I’ll show you a really big groin injury”
Forum: Foo
08-30-20, 07:14 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Converted his van, down by the river, into a...

Converted his van, down by the river, into a casino. Bailed out the only chain smoking one arm bandit he could find to give his van’s great room that casino ambience.
Forum: Foo
08-22-20, 01:53 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

His boofing proclivities clearly led to his...

His boofing proclivities clearly led to his shartaholic problems and thus trips to S.A. and his opening statement “I’m Ahsposo and I’m a shartaholic”.
Forum: Foo
08-21-20, 09:20 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Missed the cut for the Head Shart CEO position.

Missed the cut for the Head Shart CEO position.
Forum: Foo
08-21-20, 07:29 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Grew up with that throwing shart permanently...

Grew up with that throwing shart permanently stuck in his forehead.
Forum: Foo
08-20-20, 09:42 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 2,455
Posted By Jseis

Lived in SoCal ‘78-‘84: South Laguna, Laguna,...

Lived in SoCal ‘78-‘84: South Laguna, Laguna, Costa Mesa, UCI Campus, Tustin-Red Hill. Spent a lot of time on the Channel Islands as a grad student, research tech. Wild Kingdom level work on the...
Forum: Foo
08-20-20, 09:03 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

As a delta boy, thinks bumping elbows is getting...

As a delta boy, thinks bumping elbows is getting to 3rd base.
Forum: Foo
08-18-20, 08:53 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,274
Posted By Jseis

Before the heat of the day. ...

Before the heat of the day.


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Forum: Foo
08-16-20, 04:46 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Plays laser sharts while making “peeyew” “peeyew”...

Plays laser sharts while making “peeyew” “peeyew” sounds.
Forum: Foo
08-16-20, 01:59 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 607
Posted By Jseis

I’d use some aspect of natural phenomena...

I’d use some aspect of natural phenomena (weather: wind, wind direction, temperature, rain, clouds, sunset time, moon rise, planetary alignment, tornadoes/hurricanes/volcanic activity, tides, etc....
Forum: Foo
08-15-20, 09:28 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Created desiccated shart fin accidentally while...

Created desiccated shart fin accidentally while microwaving his tidy whiteys after a blender accident. Says he’ll make a million... ounces of pure dry desiccated powder.
Forum: Foo
08-15-20, 05:48 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Obviously took a liking to shart fin soup.

Obviously took a liking to shart fin soup.
Forum: Foo
08-15-20, 03:14 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Secretly smug about his golden brown world...

Secretly smug about his golden brown world championship medals at shart cage diving.
Forum: Foo
08-14-20, 06:39 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

After many tries, successfully jumped the shart...

After many tries, successfully jumped the shart while holding his own.
Forum: Foo
08-11-20, 01:56 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Puts the “ick” in turning a trick.

Puts the “ick” in turning a trick.
Forum: Foo
08-10-20, 10:12 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

He still is a free range child at Gary’s boneless...

He still is a free range child at Gary’s boneless chicken ranch.
Forum: Foo
08-09-20, 05:53 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Still confused about getting pasted and wasted

Still confused about getting pasted and wasted
Forum: Foo
08-01-20, 10:44 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

The hitch in his step only appears when he’s...

The hitch in his step only appears when he’s thoroughly knackered.
Forum: Foo
07-31-20, 10:31 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Gigged a sweet frog and went on a kissing spree...

Gigged a sweet frog and went on a kissing spree “princess or prince don’t matter to me”.
Forum: Foo
07-28-20, 09:29 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Figured he deserved to live in a high zoot...

Figured he deserved to live in a high zoot neighborhood so he moved his van down by the river up the creek a bit to the sewage treatment plant.
Forum: Foo
07-26-20, 02:41 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Autoclaving his fetish sporks is his gift to...

Autoclaving his fetish sporks is his gift to social distancing.
Forum: Foo
07-25-20, 01:59 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

His Micro-Ag YouTube special Poke, Drag, & Scoop...

His Micro-Ag YouTube special Poke, Drag, & Scoop demonstrates cookie sheet farming with 40” and a spork. He says ”Ploughing the back 40 has really improved my chicken choking techniques”.
Forum: Foo
07-23-20, 10:40 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

His crack spork is well twisted from heavy use as...

His crack spork is well twisted from heavy use as he appreciates the grip of the tines on his nostrils.
Forum: Foo
07-20-20, 06:59 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Spend his evenings quietly tinkering with the...

Spend his evenings quietly tinkering with the Mother Of All Lies. He harnessed multiple SBD’s to create MOAL’s lightweight destructive power.
Forum: Foo
07-19-20, 12:13 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

He swears that his Cheeto infused spray tan...

He swears that his Cheeto infused spray tan adhesive makes him “Presidential” and is bringing a new tone of leadership to the van community... down by the river.
Forum: Foo
07-16-20, 07:22 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Unsure about circumcision, he figured he’d...

Unsure about circumcision, he figured he’d experiment with spray adhesive to keep “things in their place”.
Forum: Foo
07-15-20, 10:43 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

With spray adhesive and a roll of tin foil he...

With spray adhesive and a roll of tin foil he turned his XXXXL cardboard box into a highly successful “down-by the river short term rental” for studying van life.
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 07:16 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Read Lies for Geniuses in a few minutes.

Read Lies for Geniuses in a few minutes.
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 03:15 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Frequently chained and led to perform unspeakable...

Frequently chained and led to perform unspeakable acts in Braille.
Forum: Foo
07-11-20, 07:37 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

His victory dance is “dropping the long bomb”.

His victory dance is “dropping the long bomb”.
Forum: Foo
07-10-20, 07:16 AM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Labors in his workshop cross breeding a cabbage...

Labors in his workshop cross breeding a cabbage patch doll with a furby.
Forum: Foo
07-08-20, 10:37 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

Being a man of the past in the present he curses...

Being a man of the past in the present he curses the plastic coat hangers for their poor reception.
Forum: Foo
07-08-20, 07:45 PM
Replies: 14,493
Views: 834,696
Posted By Jseis

At “Heavenly Rockers Rest” he’s known as the...

At “Heavenly Rockers Rest” he’s known as the “Limpist”.
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