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Forum: Foo
11-27-20, 05:52 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Woke up from his food coma too late to catch the...

Woke up from his food coma too late to catch the big black Friday sales on lies.
Forum: Foo
11-26-20, 01:29 PM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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With the skills you've displayed here I wouldn't...

With the skills you've displayed here I wouldn't be surprised if you could bring a few frozen turkeys back to life.
Forum: Foo
11-26-20, 01:22 PM
Replies: 9,126
Views: 1,032,997
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I'd say that whatever that is, it's wrong.

I'd say that whatever that is, it's wrong.
Forum: Foo
11-26-20, 01:20 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Doesn't understand the resistance to the...

Doesn't understand the resistance to the pantsless life.
Forum: Foo
11-25-20, 07:45 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Used to go out drinking with his friends on this...

Used to go out drinking with his friends on this night, now he's in bed after the senior discounts end.
Forum: Foo
11-25-20, 05:39 PM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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It doesn't grow in those seedy neighborhoods you...

It doesn't grow in those seedy neighborhoods you visit either.
Forum: Foo
11-25-20, 07:32 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Would be wearing his eating pants tommorow if he...

Would be wearing his eating pants tommorow if he wore pants.
Forum: Foo
11-24-20, 11:35 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Keeps telling people his pants just spontaneously...

Keeps telling people his pants just spontaneously combusted instead of the truth.
Forum: Foo
11-23-20, 06:46 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Went to Whatsamatta U, but didn't graduate.

Went to Whatsamatta U, but didn't graduate.
Forum: Foo
11-23-20, 06:45 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 381
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I've never been to any of mine, I wouldn't...

I've never been to any of mine, I wouldn't recognize much of anyone if I did anyway.
Forum: Foo
11-22-20, 08:18 AM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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You should worry more about who's on the other...

You should worry more about who's on the other side of the glory hole doing the exam and less about getting your $20s worth. Especially when they say things like "$20 is $20" instead of "your copay...
Forum: Foo
11-22-20, 12:14 AM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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That was bad even for you Mr "I prefer the manual...

That was bad even for you Mr "I prefer the manual exam".
Forum: Foo
11-22-20, 12:10 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Is glad he wears pants every year when it gets...

Is glad he wears pants every year when it gets cold up there, that gap between the bottom of his parka and the top of his boots just couldn't make it through the winter without them.
Forum: Foo
11-21-20, 02:05 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Thinks today is a good day to steal the jockeys...

Thinks today is a good day to steal the jockeys off the rich people's lawns.
Forum: Foo
11-20-20, 07:31 PM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Forum: Foo
11-20-20, 02:00 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Remembers when afternoon delight used to refer to...

Remembers when afternoon delight used to refer to making whoopie with his first girlfriend and not sneaking into Wal-Mart when it's busy to recharge his scooter.
Forum: Foo
11-20-20, 07:11 AM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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How'd that pass the spell check? It changes too...

How'd that pass the spell check? It changes too many correctly spelled words but not that one? I'm going to go back and correct it to make you look even weirder.
Forum: Foo
11-19-20, 07:05 PM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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Possums don't have that problem. Or opportunity,...

Possums don't have that problem. Or opportunity, depending on how you look at it.
Forum: Foo
11-19-20, 03:58 PM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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You're lucky you've got Crocodile Dundee to stick...

You're lucky you've got Crocodile Dundee to stick up for your kind Eucalyptus breath.
Forum: Foo
11-19-20, 03:50 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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They use him to test if the patients in the...

They use him to test if the patients in the Covid19 ward have any sense of smell left. They figure if patients can't smell him, they've lost all of their ability to smell.
Forum: Foo
11-19-20, 09:20 AM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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All marsupials matter, not just the annoyingly...

All marsupials matter, not just the annoyingly cuddly ones.
Forum: Foo
11-19-20, 09:15 AM
Replies: 11,228
Views: 2,313,319
Posted By no motor?

What do you think goes there?

What do you think goes there?
Forum: Foo
11-18-20, 04:37 PM
Replies: 9,299
Views: 636,036
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You just keep working your magic here, when most...

You just keep working your magic here, when most of this hemisphere is getting ready to settle down for the winter or quarantine you bring this back.
Forum: Foo
11-18-20, 04:26 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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It also burns when he pees.

It also burns when he pees.
Forum: Foo
11-18-20, 04:24 PM
Replies: 8,011
Views: 1,482,657
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Those were great cars, and got a lot of people to...

Those were great cars, and got a lot of people to wonder why they marketed the rest of their cars to the antidestination league.
Forum: Foo
11-17-20, 01:52 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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The neighbors brave enough to peek in the windows...

The neighbors brave enough to peek in the windows of Ahsopso's free candy van, down by the river say that the fridge has been shut off, the betamax has stopped blinking 12:00 and only the disco ball...
Forum: Foo
11-16-20, 03:39 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Court orders usually order him to stay away. Far...

Court orders usually order him to stay away. Far away.
Forum: Foo
11-16-20, 09:05 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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The koala isn't his final form, he's hoping for...

The koala isn't his final form, he's hoping for Francis the Talking Mule next, or perhaps Mr. Ed.
Forum: Foo
11-15-20, 04:36 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 613
Posted By no motor?

Are you drinking good beer now?!?

Are you drinking good beer now?!?
Forum: Foo
11-15-20, 02:45 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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His favorite t.v. show as a kid was Captain...

His favorite t.v. show as a kid was Captain Kangaroo. He told his mom he wanted to be a cool marsupial and not wear pants when he grew up and she told to stop bring silly, he wasn't cool enough to be...
Forum: Foo
11-15-20, 11:57 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Tried to be a Supreme, and caused Diana Ross to...

Tried to be a Supreme, and caused Diana Ross to laugh so hard they thought they were going to need to do CPR.
Forum: Foo
11-15-20, 01:44 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 613
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Ha, they're all good boys or good girls...

Ha, they're all good boys or good girls regardless of age.
Forum: Foo
11-15-20, 01:39 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 376
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Dead, deader, deadest is how I've heard them rate...

Dead, deader, deadest is how I've heard them rate patients in the er, it isn't always over when you think it is.
Forum: Foo
11-14-20, 07:41 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Being the old school weirdo he is, he avoided any...

Being the old school weirdo he is, he avoided any of that newfangled tech and rocks out with an 8 track player in his pouch.
Forum: Foo
11-13-20, 06:41 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 613
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I think "aw, what a cutie" would be enough....

I think "aw, what a cutie" would be enough. Unless you wanted to ad "he's a good boy".
Forum: Foo
11-13-20, 06:18 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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His parole officer keeps him in line by reminding...

His parole officer keeps him in line by reminding him he'd have to wear pants in prison.
Forum: Foo
11-13-20, 09:46 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
Posted By no motor?

Rejected by the freaks at the freak show as being...

Rejected by the freaks at the freak show as being too weird.
11-12-20, 09:35 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 214
Posted By no motor?

Thanks!

Thanks!
11-12-20, 07:39 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 214
Posted By no motor?

Better shifters for a Trek 750 Multitrack

The bike was purchased new years ago by a couple that is friends with my girlfriend, and was purchased by my girlfriend about 3 years ago from the wife who was downsizing her house a few years after...
Forum: Foo
11-12-20, 07:20 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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With the sleeves that fasten in the back.

With the sleeves that fasten in the back.
Forum: Foo
11-12-20, 07:17 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 919
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The solution involves removing the excessive...

The solution involves removing the excessive profits from our profit based sickness care system and implementing a system that values health more than profits. But the industry that willingly brought...
Forum: Foo
11-11-20, 03:33 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Those aren't letters, they're restraining orders.

Those aren't letters, they're restraining orders.
Forum: Foo
11-11-20, 06:44 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Thinks his transformation into a marsupial will...

Thinks his transformation into a marsupial will allow his free candy van, down by the river to be classified as a wildlife refuge.
Forum: Foo
11-10-20, 05:56 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 3,561
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Yeah, I'm not a Texan or barbeque expert but I'd...

Yeah, I'm not a Texan or barbeque expert but I'd recommend removing the packaging before cooking.
Forum: Foo
11-10-20, 05:54 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 919
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I haven't been sick enough to seek help from...

I haven't been sick enough to seek help from conventional medical care for years, but one of the last times I was I got care from a NP. Her training was limited to drugs and surgery, but wasn't...
Forum: Foo
11-10-20, 05:49 PM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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No one wants to reach into his pouch.

No one wants to reach into his pouch.
Forum: Foo
11-10-20, 10:54 AM
Replies: 8,011
Views: 1,482,657
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The first MR2 looked more like a TR7.

The first MR2 looked more like a TR7.
Forum: Foo
11-10-20, 10:52 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Is another marsupial wannabe.

Is another marsupial wannabe.
Forum: Foo
11-10-20, 07:21 AM
Replies: 14,921
Views: 852,633
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Hasn't worn pants since high school.

Hasn't worn pants since high school.
Forum: Foo
11-09-20, 06:48 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 434
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It's weird to see him host some of the other...

It's weird to see him host some of the other shows he hosted back in the early days of his career.
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