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Forum: Commuting
04-30-12, 01:12 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,756
Posted By fastbartender

Of course it can make you want to stay in bed,...

Of course it can make you want to stay in bed, but getting your butt on a bike after a night of drinking is a great way to get rid of a hangover. Chug a bunch of water and go ride, it will wake you...
Forum: Commuting
04-09-12, 03:22 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 2,693
Posted By fastbartender

Google bone conduction headphones...interesting...

Google bone conduction headphones...interesting idea
Forum: Commuting
03-04-12, 12:52 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,802
Posted By fastbartender

Go out of your way to fred your bike up with...

Go out of your way to fred your bike up with lights, an air zound, reflective tape, vest, helmet the whole nine yards. Maybe if she sees that you plan on being as safe as possible she will worry...
Forum: Commuting
03-04-12, 12:50 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 766
Posted By fastbartender

I guess I live in a pretty small city but I love...

I guess I live in a pretty small city but I love mixing up my route and adventuring around town. I definitely know the shortest and safest ways but what is the fun in that? ;)
Forum: Commuting
02-29-12, 01:27 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 456
Posted By fastbartender

I got hit by a car...

..luckily I was in the passenger seat of another car. A woman blew through a stop sign and hit us on my side. I decided to use my head to break the windshield, got a few staples in it for my...
Forum: Commuting
02-25-12, 03:43 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 5,045
Posted By fastbartender

That sounds pretty darn funny. I probably would...

That sounds pretty darn funny. I probably would have laughed my ass off which would have in turn made her even more angry....hope granny ain't packing heat!
Forum: Commuting
02-24-12, 12:33 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 9,770
Posted By fastbartender

The bikes are pretty close in terms of quality. ...

The bikes are pretty close in terms of quality. The hounder with 200 dollars worth of upgrades is going to be better than the other one stock. If you haven't heard it yet, people say that your...
Forum: Commuting
02-24-12, 04:10 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 711
Posted By fastbartender

Shoot, I don't want none of that erectile...

Shoot, I don't want none of that erectile disfunction business either. Is that the reason people use compression shorts? I assumed it was for chafing, moisture wicking, aerodynamics and what have...
Forum: Commuting
02-24-12, 04:06 AM
Replies: 206
Views: 9,770
Posted By fastbartender

I commute on a fixed gear. Get the hounder. It...

I commute on a fixed gear. Get the hounder. It has nicer hubs and looks ten times cooler, plus it's the color you want, plus it has the bars you want. Easiest decision I ever made.
Forum: Commuting
02-24-12, 03:00 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 23,148
Posted By fastbartender

Find the right ratio for yourself and I bet you...

Find the right ratio for yourself and I bet you won't even want the IGH
02-24-12, 02:28 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,439
Posted By fastbartender

I'm rocking/running some serfas secas and I am...

I'm rocking/running some serfas secas and I am quite pleased with their performance. Anybody else not notice how much broken glass there is EVERYWHERE until you throw on a new pair of tires to test...
Forum: Commuting
02-24-12, 01:37 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 23,148
Posted By fastbartender

Would it be cheaper to buy a single speed and...

Would it be cheaper to buy a single speed and throw on an IGH?
Forum: Commuting
02-24-12, 01:25 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,083
Posted By fastbartender

That does sound handy. You need to fix your sig!

That does sound handy. You need to fix your sig!
Forum: Commuting
02-23-12, 02:56 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,083
Posted By fastbartender

That is a really slick bike! Those handlebars...

That is a really slick bike! Those handlebars are incredibly cool and they look very useful. What is that box mounted on the seat tube?
Forum: Commuting
02-23-12, 02:46 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 6,020
Posted By fastbartender

Sixty Fiver is a straight up hipster! Who's down...

Sixty Fiver is a straight up hipster! Who's down for some PBR?
02-19-12, 04:28 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,977
Posted By fastbartender

I would like to mention that I was in this kid's...

I would like to mention that I was in this kid's shoes not long ago. I read Sheldon Brown's site, bought an old Raleigh Sports, a used fixed gear wheelset....and bam, 120 dollars later I had a fixed...
Forum: Commuting
02-12-12, 11:32 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,596
Posted By fastbartender

Hey it looks like he is riding a vintage Raleigh...

Hey it looks like he is riding a vintage Raleigh Sports in that one picture....I have one of those! Good taste, Brad.
02-08-12, 02:29 AM
Replies: 187
Views: 9,538
Posted By fastbartender

I was riding casually enjoying a beautiful day on...

I was riding casually enjoying a beautiful day on my fixed gear when my girlfriend locked up her brakes in front of me on a freewheel bike. Now perhaps I was distracted by her curves or the sunshine...
Forum: Commuting
01-13-12, 02:47 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,985
Posted By fastbartender

+1 on the flax and whey. I also like to put a...

+1 on the flax and whey. I also like to put a scoop of peanut butter in there.
Forum: Commuting
01-09-12, 02:27 PM
Replies: 397
Views: 13,192
Posted By fastbartender

I'm pretty confident I could handle a bong while...

I'm pretty confident I could handle a bong while riding.
01-08-12, 01:12 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,422
Posted By fastbartender

http://springfield.craigslist.org/bik/2789389605.h...

http://springfield.craigslist.org/bik/2789389605.html


are my fellow springfieldians this clever or is it you people
01-08-12, 01:09 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,422
Posted By fastbartender

I was just coming here to post this to you guys! ...

I was just coming here to post this to you guys! Now you see the craigslist gold I get to work with in Missouri...
Forum: Commuting
01-04-12, 12:45 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 805
Posted By fastbartender

the story is alright I guess, but when I get...

the story is alright I guess, but when I get flashed on my bike I'm not talking about lights!
12-30-11, 02:01 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 464
Posted By fastbartender

That is awesome to hear, keep up the good work!

That is awesome to hear, keep up the good work!
12-30-11, 01:50 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,881
Posted By fastbartender

Pedicabs are like jedi school.....try hauling...

Pedicabs are like jedi school.....try hauling around a couple 200 pound + midwestern women...lets hope the force is with you
12-30-11, 03:41 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 758
Posted By fastbartender

wear a helmet

wear a helmet
Forum: Commuting
12-28-11, 01:00 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,341
Posted By fastbartender

I've done the same thing.

I've done the same thing.
Forum: Commuting
12-24-11, 01:50 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 645
Posted By fastbartender

what if you mounted some black lights? could be...

what if you mounted some black lights? could be possible
12-22-11, 12:22 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 722
Posted By fastbartender

Damn you 1%s and your fancy bikes! OBF

Damn you 1%s and your fancy bikes! OBF
Forum: Commuting
12-14-11, 10:06 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 15,572
Posted By fastbartender

<---doesn't have bar ends and isn't old or fat, I...

<---doesn't have bar ends and isn't old or fat, I just don't like to see anything but love in the commuting forum...
Forum: Commuting
12-14-11, 10:01 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 15,572
Posted By fastbartender

I think for a lot of these people it is...

I think for a lot of these people it is uncomfortable to ride in any one position, even the correctly fit one, for too long. I know that's what my mother says. Slapping some near vertical bar ends...
Forum: Commuting
12-14-11, 01:56 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 15,572
Posted By fastbartender

....or by older/out of shape people that need a...

....or by older/out of shape people that need a more upright position. Let's all make fun of the old fat people, it's so easy......at least they are still out there riding. Let's leave the bike...
12-06-11, 03:37 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 11,924
Posted By fastbartender

life. what's the point?

life. what's the point?
Forum: Commuting
12-06-11, 03:31 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 667
Posted By fastbartender

Write it on the back of your hand, duh. Just...

Write it on the back of your hand, duh. Just don't sweat and wipe your forehead. Honestly though after a few more trips you won't need a map at all. That's part of the fun, you don't have to ride...
Forum: Commuting
12-06-11, 03:23 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 2,386
Posted By fastbartender

hey, here comes crazy bicycle broom guy! ...

hey, here comes crazy bicycle broom guy! ::breaks another beer bottle in the street:: wooo! ;) I got a flat in the rain the other day, I was only about a mile away from home and I just rode it...
12-04-11, 02:14 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,054
Posted By fastbartender

I can't imagine a cop ticketing a cyclist for...

I can't imagine a cop ticketing a cyclist for being too visible, but maybe that's what they do in Canada. If it were me, I'd go to a local sign shop and have them cut me a piece of vinyl for half...
Forum: Commuting
11-29-11, 01:46 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 16,074
Posted By fastbartender

Since I started commuting full time I definitely...

Since I started commuting full time I definitely feel stronger and my clothes fit better. I am sometimes ravenously hungry when I get done riding and I think this has kept me from losing much...
Forum: Commuting
11-29-11, 01:12 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 5,526
Posted By fastbartender

I would never try to use a knife to discourage...

I would never try to use a knife to discourage someone from attacking me. They might pull out a bigger knife or a gun. If you HAVE to draw a knife, do it quietly and use it quickly.
Forum: Commuting
11-27-11, 03:50 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 5,526
Posted By fastbartender

Some people own pit bulls because they've been...

Some people own pit bulls because they've been over bred, not as a fashion statement. I have two rescue pits that I wouldn't trade for anything in the world. If you've ever been around a...
Forum: Road Cycling
11-25-11, 01:24 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 909
Posted By fastbartender

What a loser. You could have camped out last...

What a loser. You could have camped out last night!
11-25-11, 12:56 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,881
Posted By fastbartender

I used to ride a rickshaw and could make anywhere...

I used to ride a rickshaw and could make anywhere from 50 to 200 a night depending on what was going on. Are there rickshaws in NYC?
Forum: Commuting
11-24-11, 12:56 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 563
Posted By fastbartender

Some skinny jeans have a little stretch to them,...

Some skinny jeans have a little stretch to them, I would bet that these do too. Massive quads look good in skinny jeans if you can get em on
11-24-11, 12:40 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,881
Posted By fastbartender

Delivery by bicycle is becoming trendier so nicer...

Delivery by bicycle is becoming trendier so nicer places will use it.
Forum: Commuting
11-22-11, 03:02 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,642
Posted By fastbartender

I just rode home in the rain. It wasn't that...

I just rode home in the rain. It wasn't that cold so it was nice actually. I did get pretty much soaked, but not all the way through to my base layers. I found a spiderman ski mask at a garage...
11-21-11, 01:26 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,881
Posted By fastbartender

I would think depending on the place you could...

I would think depending on the place you could make some serious cash. Go to the most expensive restaurant that delivers that you can find and apply there. Try to find a place that has a smaller...
Forum: Commuting
11-17-11, 03:37 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,954
Posted By fastbartender

The 800 dollar car will end up costing you a hell...

The 800 dollar car will end up costing you a hell of a lot more than that in the long run. Spend less than half of that on your first bike, you won't honestly know what you want until you've ridden...
Forum: Commuting
11-17-11, 03:26 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 2,608
Posted By fastbartender

^ Were you drunk when you wrote this or is it...

^ Were you drunk when you wrote this or is it supposed to be funny? It makes no sense.
Forum: Commuting
11-07-11, 12:07 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 3,994
Posted By fastbartender

Lester those will never do, he's a got a 7 mile...

Lester those will never do, he's a got a 7 mile commute for god's sake.
Forum: Commuting
11-06-11, 11:54 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 3,994
Posted By fastbartender

I feel terrible for you only being able to afford...

I feel terrible for you only being able to afford a $2500 bike. Was this a stealth bragging topic? Your wife sounds like she might be the smarter one if you can't justify the cost to her. Still...
Forum: Commuting
11-06-11, 01:46 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 3,417
Posted By fastbartender

One time I had a female passenger in a car...

One time I had a female passenger in a car heckling me, so I just sat up and pretended to pleasure myself in a very over the top and deliberate fashion. She looked very confused. Does that count?
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