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Old 03-02-05 | 03:01 AM
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My wifes ride.

Last Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The old bat from next door was so upset at this that she came over And
shouted..." you should be hung!"
I took a slug from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted
my darkened sunglasses, stared directly at this nosey woman and calmly
replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
After a few days I felt really bad so I went and bought my wife a
ride-on mower to show my sensitive side.
I am so proud of the deal I got, I have attached a picture.

And you guys call me insensitive.

Question; should I do a resto on it or would that showing too much of my sensitive side?
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Old 03-02-05 | 06:45 AM
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Is that Photo shop or real? lmao
If that is real, id like to see it take turns
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Old 03-02-05 | 07:44 AM
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Is that Photo shop or real? lmao
If that is real, id like to see it take turns
Real? Can't say. Reel? Most definitely. Love the cell phone tower (or whatever that huge ugly thing is) smack in the middle of the front lawn.
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Old 03-02-05 | 07:46 AM
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The bike is real.
We have one just like it at the Ohio City Bike Co-op (ours is a Trek).
It works great...but only in a straight line.
Enjoy
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Old 03-02-05 | 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by berny
I felt really bad so I went and bought my wife a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side.

Question; should I do a resto on it or would that showing too much of my sensitive side?
Gotta' love Australian women...

You might not want to do a full restoration. Mask off the original decals & paint 'er all one color. Or maybe just leave it in the rain, so the bike's patina matches the mower's.

Gotta love Australian beer...
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Old 03-02-05 | 09:46 AM
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This is too funny!!!!
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Old 03-02-05 | 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by berny
you should be hung!"
I stared directly at this nosey woman and calmly
replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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Old 03-02-05 | 07:13 PM
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Yeah, neighbours huh. How DARE they.
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