Jake Gyllenhall a roadie
06-01-07, 12:35 PM
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I like big butts!
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Jake Gyllenhall a roadie
06-01-07, 12:37 PM
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He's too fat for this sport.
Aren't we all? (KP, no need to dispute this, we know this doesn't apply to YOU)
Aren't we all? (KP, no need to dispute this, we know this doesn't apply to YOU)
06-01-07, 12:46 PM
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This of course can only mean one thing: Jake has been cast in the starring role for the Lance bio epic.
06-01-07, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
This of course can only mean one thing: Jake has been cast in the starring role for the Lance bio epic.
The real test is to see whether Jake (or whatever actor is going to play the part) will be willing to lose the necessary weight (such as DeNiro in Raging bull) to pull off the look. You cannot have Jake as he looks like now riding around as a TdF champion. It would not be beleivable.
06-01-07, 01:39 PM
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Pretty sure that role's going to Matt Damon.
06-01-07, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by VT Biker
I could not make out the make of the bike.
06-01-07, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mo'Phat
Pretty sure that role's going to Matt Damon.
Matt is going to have to lose a LOT OF WEIGHT.
06-01-07, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
This of course can only mean one thing: Jake has been cast in the starring role for the Lance bio epic.
I love the Ocho...
06-01-07, 01:59 PM
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If you saw Jarhead, then you know he's going to have to give up a look of man-pretty muscle in the chest and arms to play Lance.
Is that so?
Yes, that is a mini-fridge.
He's too fat for this sport.
Aren't we all?
Aren't we all?
Yes, that is a mini-fridge.
06-01-07, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by botto
old news.
very old news. he has been sighted riding with lance off and on for over a year now.
later.
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Originally Posted by VT Biker
Matt is going to have to lose a LOT OF WEIGHT.
06-01-07, 02:47 PM
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i think he looks more like KD Lang.
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06-01-07, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Bantam
If you saw Jarhead, then you know he's going to have to give up a look of man-pretty muscle in the chest and arms to play Lance.
Is that so?
Yes, that is a mini-fridge.
Is that so?
Yes, that is a mini-fridge.
Haha...
06-01-07, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by 3MTA3
should've been cast in:
a$$ to a$$. such a disturbing movie
06-01-07, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ridethecliche
Clearly, you're faking being a college student. There's no way there'd be Dr. Pepper in the mini-fridge. The only cans allowed in a mini fridge are beer cans. Kapish?
Haha...
Haha...
06-01-07, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Chucklehead
i think he looks more like KD Lang.
