bob roll must die!
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I think it was last year, but someone e-mailed Bob to correct his pronunciation of Tour DAY France. He explained that one night after a Tour stage, he and a couple of mates went to a restaurant to eat and the waiters completely ignored them because they were American. He said he was so weary, hungery, and mad that he swore he would forever mispronounce "de." I'm not sure how OLN handles the complaints they must get. Despite his speak, the guy's got street cred and that makes him okay to me. I'd like to have a few drinks with him sometime -- I'll bet he' be one animated drunk! Bob don't rule, but he rolls.
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Nothing says "I'm having a good life" like wishing someone on TV (whom you have never met) would die.
Get a life.
Danny Q: Disgusting? Disgusting is yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Get a life.
Originally Posted by dannyq
His tooth gap is disgusting. Did he ever hear of braces?? Gross.
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Originally Posted by filtersweep
Danny Q: Disgusting? Disgusting is yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Bob rocks!
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Originally Posted by filtersweep
Nothing says "I'm having a good life" like wishing someone on TV (whom you have never met) would die.
Get a life.
Danny Q: Disgusting? Disgusting is yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Get a life.
Danny Q: Disgusting? Disgusting is yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Riiiiiiggght.
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Originally Posted by user0ne
Lets see a pic of your pretty face ...
I think the man is hilarious, watching his hands wave around gets to me a bit, but its all apart of the greatness that is Bob freakin Roll
I think the man is hilarious, watching his hands wave around gets to me a bit, but its all apart of the greatness that is Bob freakin Roll
How old are you? ( Not saying that in a mean way, just wondering)
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Neil Young sang it best:
Hey hey, my my
Bob Roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.
Hey hey, my my
Bob Roll can never die
There's more to the picture
Than meets the eye.
Hey hey, my my.
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Originally Posted by erader
anyone but that boob bobke!
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Originally Posted by erader
can't stand that idiot, gap-tooth sum*****. he's driving me nuts with his double livestrong gesticulating drivel .
trout-wig is the one that irritates me. doesn't know what he's talking about, and doesn't seem like he's learned anything in the years he's been doing this
while i kinda miss seeing kirsten gum, i'm glad she's gone. her stupid fluff pieces drove me nuts. yeah, she's good looking, but tv is full of good looking airhead women. you can click on any channel to find another one. a dime a dozen
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Originally Posted by dannyq
How old are you? ( Not saying that in a mean way, just wondering)
you can come at me anyway you like, and im holding on TIGHT to my twenties, 30 next month
That "gap" is called a diastema, and some people in life could give a flying rats ass about what you think they look like no, I dont have one
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I kind of like Bob. Starting a thread saying someone should die could be seen as a threat. I wouldn't post such things.
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When I first saw him, I mistook his mis-pronunciation "Tour day France" for ignorance. Despite the distracting hand gestures, Bob is quite knowledgeable and entertaining, though for me he's a bit of an acquired taste. I must say that he did irritate me a bit with his joke answer of how fast the riders were traveling going up the mountain climbs the other day. Perhaps that was another inside joke, but I would have liked to have heard a more serious answer. Anybody with the chutzpah to ride up next to Fignon in the peleton and ask "How's it hanging Larry?" has a special place in my heart. I like Bobke.
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Originally Posted by user0ne
funny, I almost asked you the same thing from your post- I mean, who would come on a forum just to say that ?!? a 12 year old ¿
you can come at me anyway you like, and im holding on TIGHT to my twenties, 30 next month
That "gap" is called a diastema, and some people in life could give a flying rats ass about what you think they look like no, I dont have one
you can come at me anyway you like, and im holding on TIGHT to my twenties, 30 next month
That "gap" is called a diastema, and some people in life could give a flying rats ass about what you think they look like no, I dont have one
AHHAHA holding on tight to your twenties?? I'll probably be like that too when I hit that age, I'm 21 now.
When I asked how old you are, I really didnt mean it in a mean way at all, and I wasnt asking this because of something you posted earlier. I am sorry if you took it the wrong way.
90% of the time when I come onto this site, I am looking for information, I usually never post info, because I dont know anything!AHAHA Alot of you guys on here know ALOT of info, and thats why I come on, to learn things I really didnt want to start anything on here with anybody.
Anyway, about his "gap", I was just saying if it was me, I would try to fix it, but its not me, so we will leave it at that.
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Originally Posted by Shemp
I'm pretty sure most of you'd find a way to complain about anyone else they put in the booth. That said, Bobke has charisma, has insight, and I enjoy his enthusiasm. I dismiss half the complaints as stereotypical roadie discontent.
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Originally Posted by user0ne
funny, I almost asked you the same thing from your post- I mean, who would come on a forum just to say that ?!? a 12 year old ¿
you can come at me anyway you like, and im holding on TIGHT to my twenties, 30 next month
That "gap" is called a diastema, and some people in life could give a flying rats ass about what you think they look like no, I dont have one
you can come at me anyway you like, and im holding on TIGHT to my twenties, 30 next month
That "gap" is called a diastema, and some people in life could give a flying rats ass about what you think they look like no, I dont have one
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Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson
Bob Roll is awesome, a good commentator, but also a complete, and completely entertaining, wildman. It's Al Trautwig I'm amazed they let stick around, since he hasn't bothered to learn anything about cycling, and the others laugh at him for his cluelessness. I'm glad those idiotic "Cutters" are gone, but I miss Kirsten Gum's hawtness.
Roll has probably always been that way - I have to believe OLN hired him knowing exactly what they were getting. He's goofy, but he's been there, done that - so he has credibility, and he's entertaining.
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you jealous haters are but mere insignificant specks floating in the detritus of the awesome shipwreck which is bobke.
https://www.bobroll.com/
https://www.bobroll.com/
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Originally Posted by odannyboy
I like him. I'll even watch the "prime time" coverage just to get another take on the stage. But then again, I have Tour fever, and as Paul said at one point today, when you have it there's no going back. For me, it's all good.
+1
I tivo the live coverage and watch that first, then watch the prime time coverage to hear Bob's stories. I liked his "Toremyleg" story the other night.
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I enjoy Bobke's commentary... it's interesting to say the least. He was at a pub not to long ago, at a meet-and-greet for the Cap-Tech Classic, here in RVA, and I'm sort of kicking myself now for having missed it for work. I'm sure it would have been a pretty cool evening, and the beer may have slowed the gesticulating down a bit.
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Originally Posted by JollyMon
Vive la Bobke!
To honor his attitude toward the Froggies, I would try to mispronounce it "Vive les Bobke" but that would imply schizophrenia...
Instead, I use the English form: Bobke rules!
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Originally Posted by CarlJStoneham
I got all the Bobke insight and humor without feeling the constant urge to nail his hands to the table...